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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Alll hail our idiot king president

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Clown President of Crime

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Alan Smithee posted:

Alll hail our idiot king president

America is literally FYAD.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

America is literally FYAD.

Well I mean "gently caress you and die" is the official Republican stance

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Skypie posted:

Well I mean "gently caress you and die" is the official Republican stance

they also constantly claim non-echo chamber members are fake... maybe there's legs to this comparison after all

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Lightning Lord posted:

they also constantly claim non-echo chamber members are fake... maybe there's legs to this comparison after all

Gb2mexico

DeusModus
Nov 25, 2003

I am not Ben Affleck.

Applewhite posted:

The Clown President of Crime

Donnie Moscow
The Cheeto Benito
The Mango Mussolini
The Tangerine Dream
The Pumpkin Blumpkin
The Dorito Despot

No wonder he did stints on WWE, this stuff practically writes itself, folks.
He bodyslammed his way into the White House, and into my heart. :allears:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Skypie posted:

lol that Trump thought he could play on easy-mode and cruise to victory only to find out that running the government is a lot harder than the boardroom where everyone sucks your orange wiener when you walk in the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COjmPC7pqlM&t=8s

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

so this is what winning looks like?

glad to be a loser lol

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

Alll hail our idiot king president

he's afraid of baseball throwing,

President Trump Is Skipping Baseball's First Pitch Tradition.

http://time.com/4716562/trump-baseball-first-pitch-history/

what a wuss. lol

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Oh yeah that guy

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/847294847039832066

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

GWAR concerts are usually weird. smart to bring a poncho tho

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Lightning Lord posted:

He was focused on politics because of that in the 80s, he had an insane plan to stop nuclear proliferation and went on about it to Reagan http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_spectator/2016/03/trump_s_nuclear_experience_advice_for_reagan_in_1987.html

Always good to remember that Trump was as much an incoherent weirdo 30 years ago as he is now. I got about halfway through the article before stopping because oh my god i don't want to keep reading your insane ramblings about buying hotels in atlanta. what's funny is that a few paragraphs earlier the author was apparently really, really impressed at trump not gloating about some other new building

also multiple trump sycophants harassing the author because his tie wasn't straight enough lol

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Lime Tonics posted:

he's afraid of baseball throwing,

President Trump Is Skipping Baseball's First Pitch Tradition.

http://time.com/4716562/trump-baseball-first-pitch-history/

what a wuss. lol

To be honest, if there's one thing I can muster the gall to agree with trump on, it's this kind of thing - not participating in traditions just because they exist.
Now don't get me wrong - his reasons for not doing it are almost certainly stupid - ego, fear of ridicule/looking like a gently caress-up who can't throw a ball/having a heart attack on the pitch, but even a stopped clock etc.

It's one thing when the tradition has some sort of actual meaning to people, but it's embarrassing to see someone ostensibly elected to be a leader 'required' to do things solely on the basis of 'well, everyone else did it so you gotta do it too and if you don't, Someone Might Say Something'.

In this case, you've got a president who doesn't want to be there, a crowd who would only be interested in the spectacle of him loving up, and the only interested parties likely being the PR firms on both sides

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lime Tonics posted:

he's afraid of baseball throwing,

President Trump Is Skipping Baseball's First Pitch Tradition.

http://time.com/4716562/trump-baseball-first-pitch-history/

what a wuss. lol

people voted for him because they thought he was strong lol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
If I were president I'd declare the national sport to be kickball and then kick the first ball at the world series.

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



Yeah this can't be lost at the end of the last page.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/...%3D3393%23pti32

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

If I rate my kid's teacher less than 5 will she get fired?

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:



LOL

I'm sure all of these magical perfect schools with Einsteins as teachers are going to appear when the average teacher makes like $35k and can barely afford to live.

Oh wait, we're only talking about private schools for rich people and going to ignore what happens to the poors.

Maybe you shouldn't have been born as a poor! If you went to the rich person school, they would have taught you that!

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz
Picking a school, lol.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
which of those things in her analogy is supposed to be the public school option or is that just going to go away

fuckin lol what a goddamn retard

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Does it still count as lolling if you are trying not to cry?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Applewhite posted:

Does it still count as lolling if you are trying not to cry?

yeah but one of the five hardcore trump supporters that read this thread will make fun of you for being a caremad libtard

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

thathonkey posted:

which of those things in her analogy is supposed to be the public school option or is that just going to go away

fuckin lol what a goddamn retard

Um that sounds like *whispers like an old white person trying to speak about a young black man* socialism

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Lol

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Apparently trump's tenure as president is benefiting some people after all :v:

https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/847377729859108865

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/dissecting-trumps-most-rabid-online-following/

quote:

The subreddit, where posters refer to President Trump as the “God Emperor” and “daddy,” is arguably the epicenter of Trump fervor on the internet

This may all seem pretty abstract, but that same algebra can be applied to r/The_Donald. What happens when you break r/The_Donald up into subgroups using subreddit subtraction? What happens when you add unrelated subreddits to r/The_Donald?

So even adding innocuous subreddits, such as r/europe and r/Games, to r/The_Donald can result in something ugly or hate-based — r/european frequently hosts anti-Semitism and racism, while r/KotakuInAction is Reddit’s main home for the misogynistic Gamergate movement. Which raises a question: Are these hateful communities linked specifically to Trump’s supporters on Reddit, or are they common to politically active Reddit users in general? To get at that question, let’s try subtracting r/politics from r/conservative:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Applewhite posted:

The Clown President of Crime
The Mad Mountebank of Mar-a-Lago

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

glad to know coontown slants clinton more than theredpill does, what the gently caress is the point of this

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lodin posted:

The Mad Mountebank of Mar-a-Lago

The POTUS of Knaves

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

lol nobody likes clinton

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Thanks Obama

http://www.newsweek.com/fbi-director-james-comey-russian-tampering-election-576417

quote:

FBI Director James Comey attempted to go public as early as the summer of 2016 with information on Russia’s campaign to influence the U.S. presidential election, but Obama administration officials blocked him from doing so, two sources with knowledge of the matter tell Newsweek.

The op-ed would not have mentioned whether the FBI was investigating Donald Trump’s campaign workers or others close to him for links to the Russians’ interference in the election, a second source with knowledge of the request tells Newsweek. Comey would likely have tried to publish the op-ed in The New York Times, and it would have included much of the same information as the bombshell declassified intelligence report released January 6, which said Russian President Vladimir Putin tried to influence the presidential election, the source said.

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

Women in Iowa are minors if they're unmarried and their daddy and mommy can make them have babies!



Trying to LOL. Searching for the LOL...

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

QueenAnnesDead posted:

Women in Iowa are minors if they're unmarried and their daddy and mommy can make them have babies!



Trying to LOL. Searching for the LOL...

wait so by extension is all sex out of wedlock considered statutory rape?

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

QueenAnnesDead posted:

Women in Iowa are minors if they're unmarried and their daddy and mommy can make them have babies!



Trying to LOL. Searching for the LOL...

This is ridiculous. If the parents couldn't arrange a proper marriage before she's of age then they have no one to blame but themselves!

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

Applewhite posted:

wait so by extension is all sex out of wedlock considered statutory rape?

Hey now, what's all this statute talk. God could've included the so-called 'rape' in his Providential plan to bring forth a beautiful flower who grows up to be Tim Tebow! Big picture, you guys!


http://www.newsweek.com/abortion-american-oklahoma-george-faught-rape-incest-pregnancy-gods-will-573662

quote:

While defending an anti-abortion bill, an Oklahoma lawmaker this week said pregnancies caused by rape and incest could be seen as God bringing “beauty from the ashes.”

Asked by Representative Cory Williams, a Democrat, if rape is the will of God, Faught replied: “Well, you know, if you read the Bible, there’s actually a couple of circumstances where that happened, and the Lord uses all circumstances. I mean, you can go down that path, but it’s a reality, unfortunately.”

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Republican Platform 2018: Rape is Inevitable.

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