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Just believe in yourself and your capacity for a big butt and it will come to pass
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Apr 16, 2022 09:05
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Perhaps invest in butt padded underwear
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Apr 16, 2022 09:07
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next week I'll walk up on her with ridiculously wide 80s pants completely stuffed with pillows so that I barely fit through the door when going sideways
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Apr 16, 2022 09:10
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Goons Are Great posted:good morning friends I have to poop really bad but I'm also supremely comfortable in my bed right now so instead of fixing this I'm posting which usually solves all problems What are posts, but poops unfulfilled |
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Apr 16, 2022 09:23
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Have you tried eating chocolate? Like, a lot of chocolate? |
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Apr 16, 2022 10:44
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GaG I have consulted the Catholics and the said that Saint Lawrence of Rome is the patron saint of comedians and this is no laughing matter unless you think about comically oversized butt pads as a solution here. You could get a very large fake butt rear end decoy butt. Then this would be funny. |
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Apr 16, 2022 12:32
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Goons Are Great posted:next week I'll walk up on her with ridiculously wide 80s pants completely stuffed with pillows so that I barely fit through the door when going sideways Growing amazing Glutes
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Apr 16, 2022 13:22
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Badonkadonk Your Own Butt |
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Apr 16, 2022 13:26
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Apr 16, 2022 13:31
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Goons Are Great posted:btw since I didn't manage to gain weight properly recently my doctor jokingly commented that I don't have a nice butt and I don't think she's aware in what stress she put me there did she mean not nice in the sense of "unkind", i don't know if that ambiguity is there in german (seems unlikely tbh)
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Apr 16, 2022 13:32
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biosterous posted:did she mean not nice in the sense of "unkind", i don't know if that ambiguity is there in german (seems unlikely tbh) a medical doctor has declared gag's butt to be extremely rude and I for one will not stand around and let the entirety of byob be insulted in this way this means war
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Apr 16, 2022 13:43
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biosterous posted:did she mean not nice in the sense of "unkind", i don't know if that ambiguity is there in german (seems unlikely tbh) "Sieht nicht gut aus" in German which means "Does not look good" literally but now that I'm thinking about it this can also mean that she did not like the way my butt looked at her in which case maybe she was trying to criticize my butt's behavior and I don't know what to think of that now, this is catastrophic my butt is very nice for the record
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Apr 16, 2022 14:20
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Apr 16, 2022 14:52
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Philippe posted:What are posts, but poops unfulfilled What happens to a post deferred? |
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Apr 16, 2022 15:12
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Goons Are Great posted:"Sieht nicht gut aus" in German which means "Does not look good" literally but now that I'm thinking about it this can also mean that she did not like the way my butt looked at her in which case maybe she was trying to criticize my butt's behavior and I don't know what to think of that now, this is catastrophic Maybe she's more in to badasses. |
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Apr 16, 2022 15:13
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Also good morning BYOB I just deposited a check and now I'm getting some lunch before I go grocery shopping. I'm having coffee today so I'll actually have energy and even though there's some chores to do I'm having an okay day. Sincerely it's nice to have a place to post mundane things like this. |
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Apr 16, 2022 16:03
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It's nice to see more chill-friendly businesses opening in the city
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Apr 16, 2022 16:45
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Goons Are Great posted:my butt is very nice for the record well yeah!
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Apr 16, 2022 16:55
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A very byob comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2022/04/14/crime-boyz-milk-crime/ |
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Apr 16, 2022 17:55
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I knew a guy who, when he was a kid, would get up early and sneak over to the cow and drink the milk straight from her (might have used a bucket or something, not sure if he sucked right on the teat). His dad was was always vexed at why the cow wasn't giving as much milk. When dad found out, he got such a hiding. |
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Apr 16, 2022 19:07
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Finger Prince posted:I knew a guy who, when he was a kid, would get up early and sneak over to the cow and drink the milk straight from her (might have used a bucket or something, not sure if he sucked right on the teat). His dad was was always vexed at why the cow wasn't giving as much milk. When dad found out, he got such a hiding. he's lucky all he got was a hiding and not brucellosis, amirite folks? 
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Apr 16, 2022 19:37
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Farecoal posted:It's nice to see more chill-friendly businesses opening in the city Nice! |
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Apr 16, 2022 21:20
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Stoner Sloth posted:he's lucky all he got was a hiding and not brucellosis, amirite folks? brucellosis, the australian disease (just because of the "bruce" in the name idk)
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Apr 16, 2022 21:22
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I just had a date with a girl who's very nice but who I wasn't attracted to at all and I would definitely hang out with again but only as mates and now I'm gonna have to tell her that and I'm so bad at rejecting people ugh 
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Apr 16, 2022 21:39
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Farecoal posted:It's nice to see more chill-friendly businesses opening in the city It's good |
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Apr 16, 2022 22:45
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Welcome Hello & Chat. |
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Apr 16, 2022 23:08
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Barking Gecko posted:Welcome Hello & Chat. Thread [Lurkers Must Post] |
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Apr 16, 2022 23:12
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Thread [Posters Must Lurk]
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Apr 16, 2022 23:17
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Rarity posted:Thread [Posters Must Lurk] 
more falafel please posted:just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome |
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Apr 16, 2022 23:30
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Rarity posted:Thread [Posters Must Lurk] Maki Itoh would never lurk. |
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Apr 16, 2022 23:41
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Barking Gecko posted:Maki Itoh would never lurk. Maki Itoh would expect the rest of you to post for her
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Apr 16, 2022 23:42
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more falafel please posted:
We do have good cheese here.
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Apr 17, 2022 01:28
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i am ignorant and european so forgive my ignorance but is there such a thing as good american cheese? |
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lol no But trust me, it has much more to do with OUR ignorance, as Americans. |
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iTrust posted:i am ignorant and european so forgive my ignorance but you mean cheese made in america? or American Cheese the product either way, yes American cheese is just mediocre cheddar with an emulsifier, usually sodium citrate, to keep it from breaking when it melts. which means it's a very good cheese for anything you want to get all melty and gooey. Kraft singles are pretty bad, but delis and stuff have real American cheese which is much better and we make a lot of good cheese here. there's certain stuff that's just better to get imported, like your hard grating cheeses
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more falafel please posted:you mean cheese made in america? or American Cheese the product I found the ez cheese fan! Also Twinkie Weiner sandwich! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg |
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