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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
https://twitter.com/AP/status/850229937508237314

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
McCain, Hillary, Ryan, Baloogan

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
russia is having buyer's remorse big league

clinton would probably have hosed around until the rebels and isis were decimated like obama was doing

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

Syria, Lee Pace Edition

day crew:

nite crew:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

yeap, because war has bi-partisan support

he loses the maga men but they aren't very relevant now

the pivot

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Uncle Wemus posted:

is there a chance trump will come out of this unscathed

100%, he figured out that war = instant support of the entire establishment

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


lol since when has russia given a single poo poo about international law

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

a real chump posted:

so wait, you are a globalist war cuck then?

no this situation is different because TRUMPx50

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

:qq: bu-bu-but pooty-san! i just want to be popular AND be ur friend! :qq:

melania: shhhhh. shhhh. ill let u go though the old ivanka photo album again

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Trump: hold my beer

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
baloogan is a globalist goblin, kissing and succubus with Trump

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

100%, he figured out that war = instant support of the entire establishment

i'm not really seeing much support for this outside of the usual dem bootlickers though

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Russia citing international law is insanely good

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


i may be wrong, but i've heard that these russia guys are still in crimea

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Yinlock posted:

lol since when has russia given a single poo poo about international law

since it suited them

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
this has nothing to do with anything but have a pic of a mouse

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

peeonwe posted:

i bet you were really excited to get to really amp up your lame gimmick tonight.

i am super excited. im not a gimmick.

a real chump posted:

so wait, you are a globalist war cuck then?

all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing

we can't solve siria but we can at least let people know that if our president jibba jabbas on camera you gotta take him seriously and literally

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Solarin posted:

sir you know your deadly gases. Good to know

extremely suspicious if you ask me

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/850199460156104704

*smokes pipe inquisitvely*

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
don is not down with the gas, let it be known

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Tiler Kiwi posted:

this has nothing to do with anything but have a pic of a mouse



mouse is kickass

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
what is alex jones' take on trump attacking syria over what he thinks is a false flag?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

a real chump posted:

McCain, Hillary, Ryan, Baloogan

Sitting in a tree

c u c k i n g

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
also this syria poo poo is awesome, as there actually no conceivable position to take on it that won't result in someone moralizing at you

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Yinlock posted:

i'm not really seeing much support for this outside of the usual dem bootlickers though

he's getting support from TV pundits, neocons, and centrists aka people who are irrelevant in a post-trump world

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

first i thought this was a trump-putin effort to take heat off trump and make him look good

i'm starting to back away from that a little

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

*in extremely alex jones voice* FALSE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*head explodes*

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

HorseRenoir posted:

he's getting support from TV pundits, neocons, and centrists aka people who are irrelevant in a post-trump world

so the same people who fawned about how ~presidential~ he was

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
trump and putin plotted this all beforehand to make trump look like he's not a puppet

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Yinlock posted:

i'm not really seeing much support for this outside of the usual dem bootlickers though

pelosi and schumer both support it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Office Pig posted:

first i thought this was a trump-putin effort to take heat off trump and make him look good

i'm starting to back away from that a little

i think it went trump warned putin then putin warned assad

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Solarin posted:

Russia citing international law is insanely good

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Tiler Kiwi posted:

this has nothing to do with anything but have a pic of a mouse



mua'dib

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

pelosi and schumer both support it

that seems dumb

the story everyone seems to be going with is "it's not an act of war, because reasons"

50 tomahawk missiles slamming into an airstrip is merely a warning shot

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Yinlock posted:

i think it went trump warned putin then putin warned assad

the pentagon explicitly said they told russia it would happen and of course russia would tell assad.

so it literally serves no purpose except that trump gets to order some bombings and a bunch of smooth brained DC simpletons get to say he's "presidential" because he bombed a middle eastern country

it's the first war to be fought exclusively for PR reasons

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Yinlock posted:

i think it went trump warned putin then putin warned assad

pentagon already admitted they did in their statement

https://www.defense.gov/News/News-R...strike-in-syria

"Russian forces were notified in advance of the strike using the established deconfliction line. U.S. military planners took precautions to minimize risk to Russian or Syrian personnel located at the airfield. "

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
this is 100% ivanka telling daddy to do something and before he could finish saying "what can we do" 50 hands flew in with plans to bomb syria

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
from my scant knowledge of international law, i dont think the strike would be considered illegal due to the whole "chemical weapons used on civilians" thing providing an overriding concern or whatever

not that international law is anything but whatever people can get away with claiming what it is but w/e

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Kurtofan posted:

Trump: hold my beer

Fred Jr's dead dvde

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