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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Johnny Walker posted:

:lol:



"Let's just take a moment to admire our guns a little more; just lovingly caress them for a minute."

Is he going to dress the janitor in his suit and use him as a decoy?

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Sometimes the strip takes a step back to explain All levels of bullshit going around and it's neat

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
Pssh, the X-Men took care of robots much taller than 20 feet just fine.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Yes but most X-men don't have severe brain damage from repeated concussion since the age of fifteen.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

David D. Davidson posted:

Yes but most X-men don't have severe brain damage from repeated concussion since the age of fifteen.

Cyclops does.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They probably start them in the danger room at 13.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Looks like Sunday colorist won the battle over the race of the janitor.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Johnny Walker posted:



Looks like Sunday colorist won the battle over the race of the janitor.

A compromise so he could win the color of the yarn battle.

I'm just gonna assume Spidey and the janitor are screaming and that the goons are rubbing their guns listening in.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

The word 'alligator' is an example of juncture loss, where articles get permanently attached to a word (in this case from Spanish el lagarto "the lizard").

An Alligator is literally An The Lizard.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Tunicate posted:

The word 'alligator' is an example of juncture loss, where articles get permanently attached to a word (in this case from Spanish el lagarto "the lizard").

An Alligator is literally An The Lizard.

thank you for this

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Tunicate posted:

The word 'alligator' is an example of juncture loss, where articles get permanently attached to a word (in this case from Spanish el lagarto "the lizard").

An Alligator is literally An The Lizard.
:discourse:

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Petey just missed saying The Lizard in his dialogue. 3/10 strip.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Tiny corner mj :3:

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Panel 2 Bruce Banner played by Nicolas Cage.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
MJ, NO.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Off Broadway actress Mary-Jane Watson-Parker found dead on desert Highway in New Mexico. More at 11.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Terrible trigger discipline.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Johnny Walker posted:



Terrible trigger discipline.

Wait stop we need to check our guns again.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender






This is what happens when you hang around Spiderman Peter Parker Definitely Not Spiderman too long.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Some weeks ago I read quite a lot of this thread, looking for an older strip, and it's quite funny how often HNNNH gets used.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
nsm faces his most dangerous foe yet- logic puzzles for small children!

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Johnny Walker posted:



Terrible trigger discipline.

Ok so someone told Stan that having your story revolve around a woman lying about being assaulted didn't make for a good comic, so he just decided to throw in "random guys with guns" as the antagonists and then scrambled to try and make that interesting for as many panels as we had setup, right?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



This NSM strip is sus

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.
Edit: Whoops, thought this was the Newspaper Comics thread for a moment, there.

maltesh fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Aug 3, 2021

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


I do so hope this strip gets alluded to in the next Spider verse film.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010


I think you've got the wrong strip here

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
:cripes: This is what I get for not hitting the preview button before posting.



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

nsm faces his most dangerous foe yet- logic puzzles for small children!
That would be his most difficult challenge yet.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
If "proportionate strength of a spider man vs a giant spider" is the peak of Spidey in thsi strip, then I'd say this is the peak of MJ's bizarre usefulness

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


What's so bizarre about buying a truck and a bunch of Mexicans with wallet cash to transport a dead hibernating alien?


vvvv :golfclap:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy






Where did he go?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Ain't no one here but us chickens

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh, that's the stuff.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

So where's the real janitor?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Why not say out the window???

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

Qwertycoatl posted:

So where's the real janitor?

Probably were MorningMoon said.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




He didn't even take off his mask and they are looking right at him. And yet it's going to work because everyone in this strip are so stupid.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Alhazred posted:

He didn't even take off his mask and they are looking right at him. And yet it's going to work because everyone in this strip are so stupid.

Ah, but you see, he turned off the lights! That whole side of the hallway directly in front of the windows is very dark

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:





Where did he go?
:allears:



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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


Love the perspective

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