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I have never liked Spaceballs.
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Doctor Spaceman posted:They're good (and I use one when I'm going on the train because they are so much more compact) but our bigger three-wheeler ones is a shitload easier to steer and is actually capable of going on something that isn't a flat man-made surface. Yeah okay if you're going on a nature trail that makes sense, but %99 of the time people are using them at the grocery store, on the bus, or on the sidewalk and they just get in everyone's way and the parents bowl through other people. That's my argument against them, not the small percentage of people who are responsible with them.
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Sep 6, 2018 13:00
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have never liked Spaceballs. 
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Sep 6, 2018 13:01
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Judaism is better than christianity because judaism will go to extreme lengths to justify and rules lawyer things via torah text while christians will be like “uh, oh, no jesus abolished the shellfish part but not the gay part even though those have equal time and importance attached in jewish law.”
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Sep 6, 2018 13:07
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have never liked Spaceballs. Well that's just plain wrong.
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Sep 6, 2018 13:18
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Judaism is better than christianity because judaism will go to extreme lengths to justify and rules lawyer things via torah text while christians will be like “uh, oh, no jesus abolished the shellfish part but not the gay part even though those have equal time and importance attached in jewish law.” Christianity invented the prosperity gospel and gave the world Calvinism. That's inexcusable.
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Sep 6, 2018 13:25
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Christianity invented the prosperity gospel and gave the world Calvinism. That wasn't Christianity, that was heresy
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Sep 6, 2018 13:27
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Tambourines are heresy.
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Sep 6, 2018 13:29
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Spaceballs is kind of like Airplane or the naked gun movies to me. Funny, but not something I'll go out of my way to watch again. It's the kind of humor where once you've heard the joke once it starts to wear off on repeat watches.
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Sep 6, 2018 13:45
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Surely you can't be serious.
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Sep 6, 2018 13:46
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Airplane...Funny, but not something I'll go out of my way to watch again. It's the kind of humor where once you've heard the joke once it starts to wear off on repeat watches. This is a personal attack (Most Mel Brooks movies are lame though, including Spaceballs)
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Sep 6, 2018 14:18
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Henchman of Santa posted:This is a personal attack If it makes you feel any better, considering I will watch movies like The Waterboy every single time I see it on and laugh at it every time, my opinions about comedy might be called "invalid" by some people.
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Sep 6, 2018 14:30
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One of my favorite movies is Pootie Tang and I have seen Mr. Deeds like 10 times (I was in middle school and we had it on DVD) so I understand
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Sep 6, 2018 14:33
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A lot of earlier Adam Sandler stuff is actually pretty funny, it's just tainted by association with the current Adam Sandler. I can't hate on the dude too much though. He gets paid millions to go on vacations with his friends and dick around with a camera for a small portion of it. They weren't even going to film 50 First Dates in Hawaii until Sandler decided he wanted to go to Hawaii.
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Sep 6, 2018 14:33
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Henchman of Santa posted:One of my favorite movies is Pootie Tang and I have seen Mr. Deeds like 10 times (I was in middle school and we had it on DVD) so I understand I accidentally returned my personal copy of blade to blockbuster and got stuck with mister deeds instead. One of the greatest mistakes of my life
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Sep 6, 2018 14:40
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yeah I eat rear end posted:
If you aren't talking about the substantive differences that actually matter, then why the gently caress should anyone engage with you about the actual differences between the two that matter?
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Sep 6, 2018 15:39
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biracial bear for uncut posted:If you aren't talking about the substantive differences that actually matter, then why the gently caress should anyone engage with you about the actual differences between the two that matter? Nobody's twisting your arm.
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Sep 6, 2018 15:40
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Henchman of Santa posted:This is a personal attack Blazing Saddles is much better imo. Edgar Allen Ho posted:A lot of earlier Adam Sandler stuff is actually pretty funny, it's just tainted by association with the current Adam Sandler. It’s barely even a secret and yet studios continue to throw obscene amounts of money at him. I hate the art, but I respect the hustle.
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Sep 6, 2018 16:06
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Yeah I guess the movies are still profitable so I can't blame Sandler at all for riding that train all the way to the last station. If people wanted to pay me and my friends millions of dollars to wander around and occasionally poo poo out a bad movie you bet your was I'd be cashing that check.
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Sep 6, 2018 16:26
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I really want to see the accounting on modern Adam Sandler movies. Years ago, Matthew Mcconaughey made a big budget action movie called Sahara, it was like 100+ million bucks. Somehow the budget leaked and it revealed they spent a lot of money bribing local officials in Morocco to make the movie happen. I bet with Sandler movies it's like $20 million to make the movie and then everything else goes to salary and "catering" costs.
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Sep 6, 2018 16:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXNsT7-Lwsk
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Sep 6, 2018 17:06
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Pastry of the Year posted:I have never liked Spaceballs. I've never seen it. I guess that's not an opinion so: I don't feel like I need to see it.
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Sep 6, 2018 18:30
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The one funny part of Spaceballs is combing the desert
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Sep 6, 2018 19:00
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the dog thing in spaceballs is gross
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Sep 6, 2018 19:13
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I once read a (presumably sanitized-for-kids) novelization of Spaceballs where they changed the Surrounded By Assholes joke to Surrounded By Idiots. Okay that's my story.
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Sep 6, 2018 19:19
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Henchman of Santa posted:The one funny part of Spaceballs is combing the desert I like it when he jams the radar
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Sep 6, 2018 21:00
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Coming home from work and there's some football poo poo happening. Automatically assuming someone you don't know gives a poo poo or knows about football and starting some awkward rear end conversation about it is socially incompetent. I can't count how many times people do this, "When are the Eagles playing tonight?" I don't loving know, why would you assume I know? Even if it's something popular that would be a safe bet to assume most people are interested in, you STILL don't know for sure, and thus making the assumption and just asking me some question or ranting about your armchair amateur football strategisms is stupid as everloving poo poo. I don't assume everyone cares about gymnastics, boxing, or powerlifting because I care about them, so everyone else must too. That makes no sense, it's like they have worse theory of mind than an infant. Like ask me first, "So you interested in the football game coming up?" then I can politely respond "No, I'm not much of a football fan." Instead I have to find some awkward way out of the situation, which is almost impossible to do smoothly because people, for some inexplicable, rear end sharted, backwards reason, get mopey and unresponsive when I inform them I am an unreliable source of information or conversation about football. Forgive me for not caring about football I guess? Jesus Christ did I kill a baby? I don't begrudge anyone for liking the sport, and I'm glad people are passionate about it, but this stupid rear end phenomena is beyond me. Please just stop.
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Sep 7, 2018 04:06
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Just say "I don't know, I don't follow it" It's not a personal attack for someone to try some pointless chit chat
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Sep 7, 2018 10:40
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Boxing and mma are horrible and people who watch them have a real screw loose
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Sep 7, 2018 11:00
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Just make fun of them for not knowing what time thursday night football is. It is the same time basically every week since they started doing it.
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Sep 7, 2018 11:02
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Just make fun of them for not knowing what time thursday night football is. It is the same time basically every week since they started doing it. What time's it on?
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Sep 7, 2018 11:04
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sassassin posted:What time's it on? A little after 8pm EST. I don't know when the pregame show starts but who cares.
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Sep 7, 2018 11:06
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the most enthusiastic sports fan is nowhere near as obnoxious as a nerd who wines about the popularity of sports.
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Sep 7, 2018 13:41
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Also sports are mainstream and normal and both things are good to be. If you are not normal you should probably stop being yourself and instead be normal. At the very least you should learn a little bit about it just so that you can pass as a normal person and learn to hide the real you.
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Sep 7, 2018 13:46
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Guy Goodbody posted:the most enthusiastic sports fan is nowhere near as obnoxious as a nerd who wines about the popularity of sports. The most enthusiastic sports fans literally kill people because they're such fans. Also they 100% condone child rape if it's good for the sport. I guess I'm not surprised you would prefer them over people who, you know, do neither.
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Sep 7, 2018 13:48
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it's pretty nice because if I don't want to talk to anyone and two football dudes on my team start talking they will talk about it for literally 8 hours straight and I can do my own thing
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Sep 7, 2018 13:48
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Jerry Cotton posted:The most enthusiastic sports fans literally kill people because they're such fans. Also they 100% condone child rape if it's good for the sport. I guess I'm not surprised you would prefer them over people who, you know, do neither. Those people would be condemned for murdering and child raping though, not for being sports fans. There are people who hate sports that murder and rape kids too. They are called "bad people".
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Sep 7, 2018 13:52
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Those people would be condemned for murdering and child raping though, not for being sports fans. There are people who hate sports that murder and rape kids too. They are called "bad people". Yes but their motive is the fanaticism. There are no good fanatics. (Fan is literally short for fanatic you see.)
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Sep 7, 2018 13:53
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Jerry Cotton posted:The most enthusiastic sports fans literally kill people because they're such fans. Also they 100% condone child rape if it's good for the sport. I guess I'm not surprised you would prefer them over people who, you know, do neither. People who uniroincally call sports "sportsball" did Gamergate,. Nerds have just as much blood on their hands. Guy Goodbody has a new favorite as of 16:31 on Sep 7, 2018 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:The most enthusiastic sports fans literally kill people because they're such fans. Also they 100% condone child rape if it's good for the sport. I guess I'm not surprised you would prefer them over people who, you know, do neither. If you’re counting literal criminality as part of “fandom” then nerds have plenty of blood on their hands too. Some bitter nerd shot up an esports tournament like a week or two ago. Reddit had dozens of child porn forums. SA has given gun and ammo tips to at least one murderer. Etc
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