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Love dem Bucks.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 19:17 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 05:58 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:
What is this about? One of Scott Hall's old gimmicks?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 19:32 |
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JPrime posted:What is this about? One of Scott Hall's old gimmicks? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKxXr1s2TDw
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 19:34 |
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Yet another failure presided over by none other than Eric Bischoff, in fact.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 19:37 |
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Nice to see Cornie and Bucks are still doing business.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 19:43 |
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coconono posted:Nice to see Cornie and Bucks are still doing business. The funny thing is, the Young Bucks are so head and shoulders above most tag teams with their crazy offence that they remind me of the Midnight Express, who Cornette managed. I actually think Jim managing them would be MONEY. Sadly, Jim clearly disagrees.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:15 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:The funny thing is, the Young Bucks are so head and shoulders above most tag teams with their crazy offence that they remind me of the Midnight Express, who Cornette managed. I actually think Jim managing them would be MONEY. I think the whole thing's a work. Cornette yells about High Spots. High Spots does record business. Cornette yells about Russo. Dude launches his own podcast and fantasy booking league. Cornette yells about Young Bucks. Bucks....???
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:18 |
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coconono posted:I think the whole thing's a work. I dunno, I'm pretty sure Jim really does hate Russo and Ferrara. He spat on Ferrara in retaliation for Oklahoma, for gently caress's sake.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:23 |
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coconono posted:I think the whole thing's a work. Da Bucks are already at da top
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:26 |
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Delsaber posted:With the cats on the line! It'll be a lumbercat match.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:34 |
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sticklefifer posted:It'll be a lumbercat match. Cat on a Pole, where the cat scratches the poo poo out of anyone trying to take it off its pole.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 20:38 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:The funny thing is, the Young Bucks are so head and shoulders above most tag teams with their crazy offence that they remind me of the Midnight Express, who Cornette managed. I actually think Jim managing them would be MONEY. He said on his podcast recently that he loves them as people and thinks they're incredibly talented athletes but he doesn't like their matches because they're generic indie as gently caress spotfest superkick parties with no psychology or selling.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 21:44 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:He said on his podcast recently that he loves them as people and thinks they're incredibly talented athletes but he doesn't like their matches because they're generic indie as gently caress spotfest superkick parties with no psychology or selling. I only agree a little. Indie as gently caress spotfest superkick parties with no psychology or selling? Welllllll...yes I suppose. But it's ENTERTAINING Indie as gently caress spotfest superkick parties with no psychology or selling. But Generic? Come on now, James.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 21:48 |
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fart blood posted:I only agree a little. Well he is notoriously old-school so I could see why he hates it. I think the exact quote was "what PWG fans think all wrestling is."
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 22:02 |
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Cornette's burger analogy is pretty accurate given the Bucks' role on the Dome.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 22:13 |
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MassRafTer posted:Cornette's burger analogy is pretty accurate given the Bucks' role on the Dome. cornette's burger analogy is pretty apt given that he could probably scream and curse about them for like 5 straight minutes
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 22:27 |
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Nerokerubina posted:cornette's burger analogy is pretty apt given that he could probably scream and curse about them for like 5 straight minutes If Cornette didn't get lettuce on his burger I can only imagine the wrath that would be put upon those poor Wendy's drive through attendants.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 22:41 |
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I once went to Wendy's and got my brother a hamburger, plain. They gave me a hamburger patty in a salad box with no bun.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:45 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:I once went to Wendy's and got my brother a hamburger, plain. They gave me a hamburger patty in a salad box with no bun. I went to McDonalds once and asked for a McChicken with no lettuce, so of course they gave me a bun with just lettuce.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:49 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:I once went to Wendy's and got my brother a hamburger, plain. They gave me a hamburger patty in a salad box with no bun. Owned.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:49 |
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Two Beans posted:Cat on a Pole, where the cat scratches the poo poo out of anyone trying to take it off its pole. Special Ref Grumpy Cat.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:49 |
Kind of dumb to include Generico in the list of burials when he went to NXT and started talking like Jim wanted. Jim has a lot of dumb beliefs but his views on Generico's ceiling had much better reasoning than hating comedy, fat guys, and superkicks.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:52 |
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Sami Zayn Talking is fine. El Generico talking would have ruined his gimmick.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:57 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:He said on his podcast recently that he loves them as people and thinks they're incredibly talented athletes but he doesn't like their matches because they're generic indie as gently caress spotfest superkick parties with no psychology or selling. Matt Jackson posted:"Learn how to sell." Matt Jackson posted:"Tell a story in the ring."
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:32 |
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I actually agree with Matt. Cornette's ideas on what wrestling is are not modern enough, nor are they old fashioned enough. Wrestling is "entertaining the fans" and "making money". If you're getting the crowds in and getting them to react to fun matches, moving tickets and selling merch, you're succeeding at wrestling.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:00 |
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quote:It was a story about a guy being told to suck it & then getting kicked in his face 20 times. My fav bedtime story as a kid.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:11 |
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Every time I read/hear a Bucks quote, it makes me love those spot-monkeys even more.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:14 |
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The Young Bucks are essentially a tag team of Sabu & Sabu back when he could hit his stuff regularly, except they are smartasses.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:39 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Sabu back when he could hit his stuff regularly When....when was this?
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:43 |
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fart blood posted:When....when was this? No joke, from like, 93-95, he was genuinely on point and pretty good. The guy was too hard on his body though, and now he's a mess.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 02:47 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:No joke, from like, 93-95, he was genuinely on point and pretty good. The guy was too hard on his body though, and now he's a mess. you might be remembering incorrectly because he was always really sloppy, he just had the charisma and lack of self-preservation sense to make up for it. The bucks are very technically proficient and tight with everything they do. Honestly a team of 90s RVD and RVD would be a better comparison
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 03:56 |
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The one TNA match RVD and Sabu had was pretty much clean of botches, which kinda killed the fun.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 04:29 |
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coconono posted:The one TNA match RVD and Sabu had was pretty much clean of botches, which kinda killed the fun. Their matches against each other tend to usually be better than most Sabu matches, I assume it's because they have worked each other so many times.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 04:41 |
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Sabu could actually work pretty well, I'm just at this point like 80% sure he just did a lot of high risk easily botched poo poo because it was a running joke even back in the ECW days that he was a botch machine.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 13:25 |
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Wasn't he actually, like, trained up as a technical wrestler or something? He's not exactly a mat wizard but sometimes you can see flashes of it. Ps: Sabu rules, fools.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 14:08 |
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LvK posted:Wasn't he actually, like, trained up as a technical wrestler or something? He's not exactly a mat wizard but sometimes you can see flashes of it. He has a legit amateur background, supposedly.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 16:35 |
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:Kind of dumb to include Generico in the list of burials when he went to NXT and started talking like Jim wanted. Jim has a lot of dumb beliefs but his views on Generico's ceiling had much better reasoning than hating comedy, fat guys, and superkicks. Kind of dumb to include Steen as well given the fact that Jim Cornette yielded to giving him the belt and letting him be a fat rear end version of Stone Cold Steve Austin in ROH. Just be nice to Jim Cornette ok
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 17:44 |
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Jim Cornette is miles down the ladder of Most Scumbag Behind the Scenes Figure and he has wonderfully expressive facial muscles. We love you Jim.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 01:04 |
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LvK posted:Wasn't he actually, like, trained up as a technical wrestler or something? He's not exactly a mat wizard but sometimes you can see flashes of it. He's legit, trained by the original Sheik, who was the definition of old school grapple dude(plus fireballs and forks).
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 01:08 |
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I used to kind of think he had a point, but gently caress it. Eventually I learned to stop worrying and love the superkick.
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# ? Jan 16, 2015 01:17 |