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- VivaLa Eeveelution
- Apr 3, 2011
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Is it an underground chicken transport system? Because that would be awesome.
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Oct 20, 2017 14:28
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- Snake Maze
- Jul 13, 2016
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3.85 Billion years ago- Having seen the explosion on the moon, the Devil comes to Venus
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Henway??? What the heck is that?
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Oct 20, 2017 15:41
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- CaptainCaveman
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Always searching for North.
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I’ve heard it as ‘about 8 pounds’ but that’s quibbling. This guy’s got the right idea.
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Oct 20, 2017 20:53
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- Rebonack7
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What's a henway? You have no idea. Mr. Knowledge must be very smart.
"A hen weighs about six pounds," Mr. Knowledge says.
You groan. That old joke.
"How do you get to Carnegie Hall?" someone calls from the audience.
"Practice, practice, practice," Mr. Knowledge answers.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" someone shouts. "Why do firemen wear red suspenders?" another person calls.
You turn to Joanie and Sid. "These are just stupid old jokes," you say. "I don't think Mr. Knowledge will be any help to us."
"Agreed," says Sid. "Let's check out Ms. Cardsharp."
You, Joanie, and Sid find a side door and sneak out of the auditorium. The door opens into a small room. The only furniture is a round table with five empty chairs placed around it. A woman with frizzy blonde hair stands in front of the table, shuffling cards.
"I'm Ms. Cardsharp," she greets you. "We've been waiting for you. Time to meet your fellow players."
As I'm sure you can guess, this dumps us onto the same dead-end path we just came from.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Magic Book of Spells
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Drank drugged milk and had our knees used as cooking ingredients.
Eaten by an elderly werewolf.
Argued with Sid for the entire one-hour time limit.
Had our throat torn out by a giant rat.
Accidentally turned into a dog by an extremely literal spell.
Horrifically devoured by a worm-tentacle-woman-thing.
Killed offscreen by a giant scorpion.
Eaten by piranha accidentally summoned by Joanie.
Turned into a ventriloquist dummy.
Drowned in a flood of giant tears.
Shanghaied into playing baseball with a group of undead children.
Couldn't find a way to escape the Magician's room.
Enslaved by an evil genie.
Cursed with a permanent aura of fear.
Sawn in half and put back together backwards.
Spent the rest of our time limit polishing a rhinestone suit.
Spent the rest of our time limit playing Five Hundred Card Draw.
Achievements
Nice: Encountered a total of 69 bad endings.
Our options posted:
- Consider what Joanie did.
- Answer Mr. Knowledge's question
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Oct 21, 2017 02:09
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- CaptainCaveman
- Apr 16, 2005
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Always searching for North.
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I still suspect that considering what Joanie did will take us to the other goal ending, so I'm going with Answer Mr. Knowledge.
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Oct 21, 2017 03:13
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Answer Mr. Knowledge.
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Oct 21, 2017 05:28
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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"What's a henway?" Mr. Knowledge repeats the question.
You can't help yourself. "A hen weighs about six pounds," you shout from the audience. You love these old jokes.
Mr. Knowledge gazes out at the audience. "Very good, my young friend. You may ask the next question."
You know exactly what to ask. "How do we escape from here?"
Mr. Knowledge looks startled. "That is an interesting question. It requires an interesting answer. Please, join me onstage."
You, Joanie, and Sid race up to the stage. When you are standing beside Mr. Knowledge you are amazed to see that the entire audience has vanished.
"The answer to your question is in the red ball," Mr. Knowledge explains. He pulls a small red ball from his pocket and places it on the table in front of him. From a drawer in the table, he produces three small cups. He puts them in a row - one cup on the right, one cup in the middle, and one cup on the left.
Then Mr. Knowledge takes the red ball and places it under the middle cup.
Now what?
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Mr. Knowledge begins to move the cups around the table. He starts slowly at first, then his hands move faster and faster. He switches the middle cup with the right one. Then he moves the left cup into the middle of the other two. The cup now on the left and the cup now on the right are swapped.
You're getting dizzy watching his hands move.
"Where is the red ball?" Mr. Knowledge asks. "If you answer correctly, I will tell you what you want to know."
If you think the ball is under the cup on the right, turn to PAGE 85.
If you think the ball is still under the middle cup, turn to PAGE 15.
If you think the ball is under the cup on the left, turn to PAGE 73.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Magic Book of Spells
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Drank drugged milk and had our knees used as cooking ingredients.
Eaten by an elderly werewolf.
Argued with Sid for the entire one-hour time limit.
Had our throat torn out by a giant rat.
Accidentally turned into a dog by an extremely literal spell.
Horrifically devoured by a worm-tentacle-woman-thing.
Killed offscreen by a giant scorpion.
Eaten by piranha accidentally summoned by Joanie.
Turned into a ventriloquist dummy.
Drowned in a flood of giant tears.
Shanghaied into playing baseball with a group of undead children.
Couldn't find a way to escape the Magician's room.
Enslaved by an evil genie.
Cursed with a permanent aura of fear.
Sawn in half and put back together backwards.
Spent the rest of our time limit polishing a rhinestone suit.
Spent the rest of our time limit playing Five Hundred Card Draw.
Achievements
Nice: Encountered a total of 69 bad endings.
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Oct 21, 2017 21:17
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- CaptainCaveman
- Apr 16, 2005
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Always searching for North.
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Let's do them all, in this order:
Right (wrong)
Middle (Wrong)
Left (Right)
I like this plan.
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Oct 22, 2017 00:35
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- PZ Smeltzenseltzer
- Feb 3, 2008
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fortran
~*with style*~
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Let's do them all, in this order:
Right (wrong)
Middle (Wrong)
Left (Right)
I like this.
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Oct 22, 2017 04:01
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Let's do them all, in this order:
Right (wrong)
Middle (Wrong)
Left (Right)
As fair a plan as any.
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Oct 22, 2017 05:18
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- Rebonack7
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Okay, first right:
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You are totally confused.
"It's up to you, Sid," you say. "I have no idea."
"The red ball is under the right cup," Sid insists.
You look at Mr. Knowledge's face, hoping his expression will give something away. But his face remains a blank.
"All right," you say. "We'll go with the cup on the right."
Mr. Knowledge rests his fingers lightly on the right-hand cup. He is about to lift it up when he turns to you. "Are you sure?" he asks quietly.
This is torture. Of course you're not sure, but you don't feel any more sure about any of the other cups. You can't wait any longer.
"The right cup!" you shout. Let's just get this over with, you think.
The cup on the right is slowly lifted.
Did you pick the correct cup?
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The red ball! It's not there!
"You lose," Mr. Knowledge announces.
"Not so fast," Joanie demands. "The game is not over yet. You have to show us what's under the other cups."
"Do not!" Mr. Knowledge sneers.
"Do too!" Joanie insists. "Or else you'll be known as a cheater!"
You grab the middle cup and lift it up. No red ball. Sid picks up the left cup. Nothing. You've been tricked!
"Cheater!" Sid yells. You and Joanie join in, chanting, "Cheater! Cheater!" You point accusing fingers at Mr. Knowledge.
"Grrrrr! Mmmurrkkk!" Awful sounds burst from Mr. Knowledge's mouth. His hair turns gray and stringy. He grows at least two feet. His face swells up into a puffy mask with yellow slime running out of his eyes and nose.
He reaches out with one enormous monster hand and grabs Joanie.
"Appetizer!" he grunts. Before Joanie can scream, he pops her into his mouth.
"Main course!" the monster booms, grabbing Sid. He eats Sid in one bite.
"Dessert," the monster says, reaching for you.
You guessed it. This is
THE END.
Then middle:
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So you think the ball is under the middle cup.
WRONG!
But you can have another chance to guess again.
And this time, pay attention! Keep your eye on that little red ball.
This sends us back to the original choice.
Finally, left:
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You pick up the cup on the left.
The three of you hold your breath, waiting to see if you're correct. So much is riding on your choice. It's your only hope of escape.
Mr. Knowledge lifts up the cup on the right. No red ball. So far so good.
"I will give you a chance to change your mind," Mr. Knowledge offers.
He places his hand on the left cup. You stare at it.
Is the red ball under there?
If you want to change your mind for the middle cup, turn to PAGE 85.
If you think you should stay with the left cup, turn to PAGE 62.
Yes, we're sure.
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You, Sid, and Joanie all have your eyes glued on the cup on the left. You hold your breath as Mr. Knowledge slowly, so slowly, lifts up the left cup.
The red ball rolls out.
"We win!" you cheer. You, Sid, and Joanie slap high fives. "Now, Mr. Knowledge, how do we get out of here?"
"The answer is in the red ball." He hands the small ball to you. "Throw it against the wall, and the answer will be revealed."
You hurl the ball against the wall. On impact, the ball splatters into red paint. The paint runs in all directions until it makes a doorway.
You glance down at the hourglass. Oh, no! There are just a few grains of sand left!
"Run for the door!" you shout, pushing Sid and Joanie forward. "We're almost out of time."
The three of you jump through the red doorway and find yourselves back inside the Magic Shop.
"We did it!" Sid cheers. "We're back in the mall!"
Then you hear it.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
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The horrible laughter fills your ears. The rotting smell fills your nose. And then there he is in front of you.
The Magician.
"There's no escape," he sneers. He grabs the hourglass around your neck and pulls hard. The cord snaps.
"Just a few more grains of sand left," he says, holding up the hourglass for you to see. "Then I'll have three new heads for my collection."
The Magician waves his hand. The wooden cabinet appears. He snaps his fingers. The doors fly open. The terrible shrunken heads stare out at you.
"The chubby one will go first," the Magician says. You hear a clanking of metal wheels. You gasp! A real guillotine rolls into the center of the room!
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You stare at the glistening blade of the guillotine. You can't tear your eyes away. Then you notice Sid. He is taking strange stiff steps toward the terrible machine.
"Sid!" you cry. "What are you doing?" You rush over and grab his arm, but he doesn't stop.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
You whirl around and glare at the Magician. "Stop laughing!" you scream. "What did you do to him?" You see Joanie trembling in the corner.
"He is in my power," the Magician boasts. "There is nothing you can do."
You shake Sid, hard. He looks like a zombie. His eyes are glassy and he has the same blank expression on his face as those gruesome heads staring back at you from the cabinet.
The trance must have made Sid stronger. He easily shakes you off. He lies down and places his head under the terrible blade.
"NO! Sid, no!" You glance at the hourglass dangling from the Magician's hand. Only five grains left. Time is running out.
You've got to do something. You can't stand here and watch your best friend get his head chopped off! But what?
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"We'll give you the book!" you shout. "Just stop the hourglass. And release Sid!"
The Magician turns the hourglass on its side. He places it on the floor. You are relieved to see the grains of sand stop flowing through the narrow opening.
"You can't!" Joanie shrieks at you. "You can't give him back the book. He's evil. He'll use it to do evil magic."
You ignore what she says. You pull her backpack off her shoulders. The buckles open under your fingers. You grab the book.
"Bring it here," the Magician commands.
"I can't watch you do this," Joanie says. She sits by her back and turns her back to you.
You clutch the book close to your chest with both hands. You take teeny tiny baby steps across the room.
"Quit stalling!" the Magician demands. You cross the room and stand in front of the evil man.
The Magician snatches the book from your hands. A big smirk appears on his face. But it soon turns into a grimace.
"Bad Hare Day," the Magician sputters, reading the title of the book out loud.
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"This is not my book!" the Magician thunders.
"Now!" you shout to Joanie. She jumps to her feet. In her hand is the real Magic Book. Joanie had been waiting for your signal. While you were stalling, she was searching for a magic spell that might help you.
"No pra eet pas la nook," Joanie pronounces.
"Huh?" you say. You doubt the nonsense she just read will stop the Magician.
"Nooooo!" the Magician roars. His hands fly up as he tries to cover his ears. Joanie repeats the strange words.
Amazing! The spell appears to be working.
"Noooooo!" the Magician wails again. He wraps himself entirely in his cape, as if he hopes it will block out the sound of the spell. He is completely hidden inside it. Then the cape drops silently to the floor.
The Magician has vanished.
Did the spell work?" That depends. Is today your lucky day? The Magic Book says Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are lucky days.
If you're reading this on a Monday, Wednesday, or Friday, turn to PAGE 134.
If you're reading this on a Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday, go to PAGE 24.
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Too bad. This isn't your lucky day.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Oh, no! It didn't work - the Magician is still alive!
But where is he?
You eye the crumpled cape. He couldn't still be under there, could he?
You creep toward the cape. It's just a piece of fabric, you tell yourself. You try to shake off a feeling of dread as you slowly move forward.
CLINK! Your foot accidentally hits the hourglass that was sitting on the floor. It skitters across the room, stopping in front of the cape.
You reach out for the hourglass. But another hand clutches it first. A hand that stretches out from under the cape.
The Magician's hand!
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You are frozen in fear as you watch the Magician's hand grasping the hourglass.
Where is the rest of the Magician? you wonder.
You don't have to wait long to find out. The cape rises, rises, rises, until it towers over you. The silky fabric slips to the floor.
The Magician stands before you, one hand holding the hourglass. His other hand shoots out and grabs you by the throat.
You try to scream, but the words are choked off. The Magician's fingers squeeze tighter and tighter. The hourglass dangles in front of your eyes.
Two grains of sand left. And then it will be all over for everyone.
You must stop those grains. It's your only hope of defeating the Magician. You struggle for air and reach for the hourglass.
You miss. Your lungs are burning. You are about to pass out. You have one more chance.
You lunge for the hourglass. Do you grab it?
Close your eyes. Let your finger land on one of the numbers. Then go to that page.
77 88 77 88
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Magic Book of Spells
Goal Endings: 1/2
Bad Endings
Drank drugged milk and had our knees used as cooking ingredients.
Eaten by an elderly werewolf.
Argued with Sid for the entire one-hour time limit.
Had our throat torn out by a giant rat.
Accidentally turned into a dog by an extremely literal spell.
Horrifically devoured by a worm-tentacle-woman-thing.
Killed offscreen by a giant scorpion.
Eaten by piranha accidentally summoned by Joanie.
Turned into a ventriloquist dummy.
Drowned in a flood of giant tears.
Shanghaied into playing baseball with a group of undead children.
Couldn't find a way to escape the Magician's room.
Enslaved by an evil genie.
Cursed with a permanent aura of fear.
Sawn in half and put back together backwards.
Spent the rest of our time limit polishing a rhinestone suit.
Spent the rest of our time limit playing Five Hundred Card Draw.
 Eaten by a transformed Mr. Knowledge.
Achievements
Nice: Encountered a total of 69 bad endings.
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Oct 22, 2017 15:11
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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So this is where all the actual plot branches were hidden.
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Oct 22, 2017 15:20
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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77
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Oct 22, 2017 16:11
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- Graylien
- Aug 12, 2013
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88
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Oct 22, 2017 21:40
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- CaptainCaveman
- Apr 16, 2005
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Always searching for North.
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77
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Oct 22, 2017 21:54
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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You give it everything you've got. You stretch your arm out so far it starts to cramp. Then, using every ounce of strength you have left, you lunge for the hourglass.
You've got it! Every muscle strains as you lift the cord and place it around the Magician's neck. The hourglass dangles under his chin.
You're not too late. You watch the last piece of sand drop into the bottom of the hourglass.
The Magician's face begins to change in front of your eyes. His eyes turn up in his skull. The skin on his face bubbles like oatmeal.
You realize that the hand at your throat has relaxed its grip. It hasn't let go yet, but you can take deeper and deeper breaths. Air fills your lungs, and you begin to feel stronger.
You reach back and swing your fist at the Magician's face. The Magician's head topples off his shoulders and bounces around on the floor! Joanie screams behind you.
But the Magician's body still has your neck in a powerful grip!
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How can a guy without a head choke you? But the fingers at your throat tighten their grip!
"Help me," you manage to choke out.
Joanie finds a sword on the wall and chops off the Magician's arm. You and the arm fall to the ground. Then Joanie pries the Magician's fingers off your neck.
"Thanks," you tell Joanie. "That was close."
You stand up and walk over to the head. "Yuck," you say, picking it up. You bring it over to the cabinet and place it on the empty shelf.
It's over.
"What's going on?" Sid asks. He is sitting on the guillotine. The trance must have broken when you defeated the Magician.
"It's a long story," you say.
Then you notice something. The walls of the shop seem to be dissolving around you. You, Joanie, and Sid hurry out the door. You turn back and see that the Magic Shop has already disappeared. You glance down at the Magic Book in your hand - it's fading away to nothing!
Well, after a day like today, maybe you're not so surprised after all.
THE END
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 2/2
Bad Endings
Drank drugged milk and had our knees used as cooking ingredients.
Eaten by an elderly werewolf.
Argued with Sid for the entire one-hour time limit.
Had our throat torn out by a giant rat.
Accidentally turned into a dog by an extremely literal spell.
Horrifically devoured by a worm-tentacle-woman-thing.
Killed offscreen by a giant scorpion.
Eaten by piranha accidentally summoned by Joanie.
Turned into a ventriloquist dummy.
Drowned in a flood of giant tears.
Shanghaied into playing baseball with a group of undead children.
Couldn't find a way to escape the Magician's room.
Enslaved by an evil genie.
Cursed with a permanent aura of fear.
Sawn in half and put back together backwards.
Spent the rest of our time limit polishing a rhinestone suit.
Spent the rest of our time limit playing Five Hundred Card Draw.
Eaten by a transformed Mr. Knowledge.
Achievements
Nice: Encountered a total of 69 bad endings.
That book definitely took a while. By my count, we only missed 2 bad endings and 1 alternate ending.
Next time, we get to do some amateur ghostbusting, and just in time for Halloween, too!
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Oct 23, 2017 01:24
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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77.
If I remember correctly (which I might not be, it's been like 15 years), the most astonishing bad end is behind the wrong "choice" here. Could you show it off even if we get the right answer first?
If this is true I want to see this also.
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Oct 23, 2017 01:29
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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GIVE YOURSELF GOOSEBUMPS #08: THE CURSE OF THE CREEPING COFFIN
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"I'm bored," you moan. "I'm so bored, I could eat flies. Just to see how they taste."
"Flies have germs," your grandmother replies.
It is a hot, sticky day in the middle of July. You plop down into a creaky old chair in your grandmother's kitchen. Your parents dropped you off yesterday, before they left for their vacation. And already you could die of boredom.
Your grandmother's old dog, Sparkle, yawns loudly. He crawls under the table. Moments later, he begins to snore.
"I know just how you feel, Sparkle," you say. You sigh loudly.
"Why don't you go outside and find something to do?" your grandmother suggests. She looks up from the pie she's baking and nods toward the backyard.
Go out there? you think. Into her backyard? No way.
You glance out the window. It's probably ninety degrees in the shade, but you shiver. Your grandmother's house is right in front of an old cemetery. Rows and rows of old, crumbling tombstones sit just beyond the edge of the backyard.
But that's not what scares you.
What scares you is that the tombstones have been moving!
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You noticed it right after you arrived yesterday.
You saw the tombstones from your bedroom window on the second floor. You could tell some of the graves had cool carvings on them, so you decided to go outside and take a closer look.
But when you entered the graveyard, something was different. Strange.
Some of the graves were out of place.
Nah, can't be, you told yourself. Graves don't disappear...
But still...
From your bedroom window, you could have sworn there were six or seven graves in the back row.
Now there were only three!
Nah... You must have counted wrong. You decided to forget it and went to bed.
But when you woke up this morning and glanced out the window, the coffins had moved again.
Now there were ten in the back row! And the middle rows seemed more crowded. It almost looked as if some of the graves were moving forward and some of the graves were moving backward, and there was a big traffic jam in the center.
The coffins were rearranging themselves!
But how? And why?
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Your grandmother taps you on the shoulder. She snaps you out of your daydream. "Go on," she says. "Go play outside."
Outside? Out there? You shudder as you glance out the kitchen window again. "Oh, no," you cry. "It's disappeared!"
"What's disappeared?" your grandmother asks.
"The grave with the angel on it!" you screech, pointing out the window. "It's gone!"
One headstone in particular caught your eye yesterday. It had an angel carving on it. The angel looked so realistic you practically believed she could fly away.
Did she?
Your grandmother peers out the kitchen window. "Don't be a goose," she scolds you. "That tombstone is still there."
You don't answer her. You can't. Your heart is pounding crazily and your mouth has gone dry. You bolt out the back door. You've got to see for yourself.
But in the graveyard you discover that your grandmother is right. The tombstone with the angel isn't gone.
It just moved!
It had been in the last row. Now it's up front.
I'm losing my mind, you think. Losing it completely.
Or are you?
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You run back into the house shouting.
"Grandma!" you yell. "That grave with the angel on it - "
Your grandmother interrupts you. "You don't have to shout, dear. The angel?" She looks up from her pie crust. "That's a nice one. Let me see. Who was buried there? Oh, yes. That's Elmyra Martin's grave."
Before you can explain about the moving gravestones, a voice on the far side of the room makes you jump. "The name is Elvira Martin," the voice says sharply. "Not Elmyra. You never could get my name right!"
Your mouth drops open. A strange woman now stands in the doorway that leads from the kitchen into the hall.
A very strange woman. Because she isn't a living, breathing woman. She's a ghost!
"Uh, Grandma...?" you begin. But from the way your granny is humming to herself, you can tell she doesn't hear or see this scary visitor.
"And don't you stare at me, you little wretch," the ghost says, pointing at you. "Or you'll be sorry!"
What are you going to do? Suddenly you're living in a haunted house!
If you run outside, turn to PAGE 18.
If you talk to the ghost, turn to PAGE 25.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 0/2
Bad Endings
None yet.
Achievements
None yet.
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Oct 23, 2017 01:32
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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Hi Ghost, wanna be friends?
I also kinda want to see that bad end from page 88 that Kite mentioned.
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Oct 23, 2017 01:34
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- Rebonack7
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Also, due to popular demand, here's the ending you get if you successfully cast the spell against the Magician:
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This is your lucky day.
As soon as the Magician disappears, Sid wakes up from his trance. He and Joanie race for the door.
You stand over the cape, staring at it.
It's strange to think how frightened you were, only moments before. And it was this cape that had you so scared. You pick the cape up off the floor. It is so smooth and silky, you have to wrap it around you.
It feels good. You knot the strings under your chin. You gaze down at the beautiful fabric. You begin to turn, then you twirl - faster and faster. You love the way the cape floats out behind you.
"Hey, come on," Joanie calls from the doorway.
"Let's get out of here!" Sid adds.
You turn toward their voices. Puny children. They are nothing before your great power. You know what you must do.
You snap your fingers. Behind you the cabinet door opens. You watch Sid's mouth drop open, and Joanie's eyes grow wide in terror.
"Your heads will be perfect for my collection," you tell them. The guillotine rolls farther into the room.
You have become the new Magician.
THE END
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Oct 23, 2017 01:34
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- Hemingway To Go!
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im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
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it's a weeping angel episode.
talk to a ghost
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Oct 23, 2017 01:36
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- Blockhouse
- Sep 7, 2014
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You Win!
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I read the gently caress out of this one as a kid and still remember it pretty well so I'm going to abstain from voting on this one.
It's the best book we could ask for in October though goddamn
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Oct 23, 2017 02:28
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- CaptainCaveman
- Apr 16, 2005
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Always searching for North.
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Aww man, we were SO close to 100%ing that book.
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Oct 23, 2017 04:19
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- AweStriker
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ghooost chat
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Oct 23, 2017 05:12
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- Graylien
- Aug 12, 2013
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Our quest for friendship will not be denied. Follow that ghost!
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Oct 23, 2017 12:52
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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gently caress this poo poo, progatonist out
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Oct 23, 2017 16:08
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- ashnjack
- Jun 8, 2010
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FUCK FLOWERS. JUST...FUCK 'EM.
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HiHo Silver away from here
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Oct 23, 2017 16:11
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Go after the ghost!
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Oct 23, 2017 16:37
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 09:06
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