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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bape Culture posted:

Tldr; pooshited

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



lmfao who cares gently caress Ron and gently caress United

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Sandwolf posted:

lmfao who cares gently caress Ron and gently caress United

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

I think it's insanely cool that we sold Ronaldo so we had money for fat Hazard, good poo poo for sure

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

I hope Ronaldo enjoys not winning anything with pooshited

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i will be selling a soothing balm made from the tears of non-ronaldhavers

they'll have to make do with winning games and trophies, like losers :sad:

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"

That's one of the longest articles I've ever scrolled past.

I'm excited to see Ronald back, though.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012
City should say they want to sign rooney

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Ronaldo figured the Manchester police would be too busy with Mendy to notice him.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I hope it's a massive disaster because it would be funny

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

Jose posted:

I hope it's a massive disaster because it would be funny

I hope he breaks the record for number of goals in a single season (again). That would be funnier.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
someone do a funny gif with ronaldo being jealous of his mates penis but like manchester clubs or something?

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

Tortilla Maker posted:

I hope he breaks the record for number of goals in a single season (again). That would be funnier.

I hope he gets close and then Kane wins the golden boot again and Ronald makes a face

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
ronaldo only got this transfer cos of harry and danny

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Will Ronald celebrate








time will tell

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
TeamViewer suddenly looking like geniuses

Vimto
Sep 11, 2001
Manchester City F.C
Nearly 10 years!!

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
ronald is gonna be dogshit. spent too long in joke leagues and wont be able to adapt to a competitive one. i'm not mad.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Jose posted:

I hope it's a massive disaster because it would be funny

Tortilla Maker posted:

I hope he breaks the record for number of goals in a single season (again). That would be funnier.

Can I hope for both at once? That'd be the funniest of all.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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brocked posted:

TeamViewer suddenly looking like geniuses

Great angle. Who would have thought?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
who needs ronaldo, we've got liam delap

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Going to be funny seeing Crissy Ronaldo get scythed down by League 1 Liam Cooper

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


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the sex ghost posted:

It's a good thing I don't work for a big club because am I gently caress sorting out all these transfer documents on a bank holiday weekend. Get them to me before 5 or you're getting an out of office and you can sign Ronaldo at Christmas

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

JohnCompany posted:

Can I hope for both at once? That'd be the funniest of all.

Breaks the record for own goals in a season?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

I wonder how TeamViewer are feeling right about now. Got more than they bargained for lmao.

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Sissoko to Watford for about £3m is good business for spurs.

Clearing some deadwood finally

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Wrong thread

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

McFlurry Fan #1 posted:

Sissoko to Watford for about £3m is good business for spurs.

Clearing some deadwood finally

Did he ever get good? I don't watch a lot of spurs but the dad in law hasn't shut up about how much of a pudding he is since they signed him

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

He played a lot of games 17 -19 and played a pretty important role for Pochettino's spurs in general. I've always quite liked him, but that's partially because of how much hate he gets.

It's good business to move him on though, he's 32 and doesn't score and isn't creative, so once he loses the physical side he is done.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Looks like Juve are bringing back Moise Kean; seems like a good plan.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
E: Wrong thread!!!

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
A deal! A Done Deal!?! Sound the alarms and light the beacons boys

https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1431240082778824704?s=20

The new van dijk, apparently, according to some manager who had him on loan last year

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

https://twitter.com/ClubBrugge/status/1431584492855115779?s=19

:getin:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/Sky_MaxB/status/1431588164150386690?s=1

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
If he goes we've only got one right back lol

Trippier coming after all?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


This makes no goddamn sense unless Ole is bringing in another right back.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Shrapnig posted:

This makes no goddamn sense unless Ole is bringing in another right back.

Well, they've been trying to sign Trippier for a while. Imagine Shaw and Trippier crossing to Ronald and Cavani all day :vince:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
presumably with ronaldo there scoring all the goals there will no longer be a need to bother defending

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




What happened to AWB, the best tackler in the world.

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Brendan Rodgers posted:

What happened to AWB, the best tackler in the world.

He's still just that. He also played like 1953 games the past year.

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