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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/08/top-china-schools-test-parents-iq-ancestors-grades-obesity-enrollment/quote:Parents seeking a coveted place for their children at top Chinese schools are being forced to take tests, prove their ancestor’s academic credentials and even show they are not fat. Agreed
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Tbf fat people do suck
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# ? May 10, 2017 00:50 |
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Suck chocolate cake down their pie hole that is
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I wonder if the new communist school in going to work at will have patriotism requirements for the parents.
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I missed hot pot chat but I will weigh in nevertheless. The only time I had hot pot in China it was Mongolian style. I think it was alright but to be honest I can't remember much about the food quality because we were getting completely wasted on baijiu. I drunkenly sang The Star Spangled Banner for everyone and they loved it, then I barfed in the restroom. Hot pot here in LA county can be a mixed bag. There are lots of bad ones, but also good ones. It is complicated, I guess. But like others have said, the main point is to sit around and hang out with your friends while you eat and drink. What the gently caress is wrong with you if you don't like that? You seem hyperfocused on the food itself and not the company around you, Haier. Slow down a bit. Have a rest.
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Devils Affricate posted:Education officials rebuked Qingpu World Foreign Language School and the nearby Yangpu Primary School for probing applicants’ family histories and setting logic tests for parents.
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To be fair, they were moderately challenging IQ test style questions. My parents would probably have a hard time too.
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Devils Affricate posted:To be fair, they were moderately challenging IQ test style questions. My parents would probably have a hard time too. mama mia
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Devils Affricate posted:To be fair, they were moderately challenging IQ test style questions. My parents would probably have a hard time too. Whenever I see one of these I have no idea what I am looking at or what I am trying ton do with it.
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Ok what's the answer? I'm usually pretty good at pattern recognition but I can't see it.
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Merge the shapes bottom to top and right to left. Overlapping lines are removed, unique lines stay. Its box with a dot in the middle. The middle square makes it more difficult than it would be without it, especiallt since it doesnt solve diagonally. Barudak fucked around with this message at 03:57 on May 10, 2017 |
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the answer is square. or perhaps M. duh.
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# ? May 10, 2017 03:55 |
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The answer is gently caress that school.
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Outrail posted:Ok what's the answer? I'm usually pretty good at pattern recognition but I can't see it. One of these tests probably killed a job I was going after. I wish people would stop posting those other pattern recognition "Tests" that are scrub tier algebra. They do stupid poo poo like replacing the numbers with hamburgers and sodas.
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Oh so the answer was staple cash money to the answer sheet? Cool.
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Haier posted:"Every country with an economy bigger than California" I always tell this to people who are like cali sucks and its basically bankrupt.
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These things really piss me off: For any given 'find the next in this mystery sequence' question, or it's permutations such as this, there are infinite solutions, as the pattern can be arbitrarily defined. If they where told of the pattern beforehand such asBarudak posted:Merge the shapes bottom to top and right to left. Overlapping lines are removed, unique lines stay. Its box with a dot in the middle.
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# ? May 10, 2017 05:13 |
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My Taiwanese mother in law is great. My father in law on the other hand...
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Devils Affricate posted:I missed hot pot chat but I will weigh in nevertheless. As a food itself, I didn't like hot pot and didn't see the hype about how it is so delishurss. That's all there is to it. Goons getting upset about my dislike of a certain soup and acting like I am silently sitting there glaring at the pot of boiling water and ignoring the world are LMBO. "NO, ur supposed to get drunk and sit with people for hours!!!" like hot pot is unique in this. LOL EDIT: Changed words/grammar. Haier fucked around with this message at 06:32 on May 10, 2017 |
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Outrail posted:Ok what's the answer? I'm usually pretty good at pattern recognition but I can't see it. If we treat left and middle as inputs, and right as the output, it's a logical xor (exclusive-or). If they're both missing a line, then it stays missing. If they both have the same line, it gets deleted. So the answer is 4. Don't feel bad about finding it difficult. The questions were probably just stolen from a MENSA test or something and then given out here to gain massive face. This school is asking questions that even I, the parent, don't understand; must be a good [elementary] school!
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thank you for explaining this I figured it was 4 but I couldn't explain why
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Ups_rail posted:"Its my/their cutlure. Who are you to judge it" Charles James Napier posted:Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.
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https://youtu.be/QKoGhsOMwmY
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The time when Britain truly was great
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Imperialist Dog posted:The time when Britain truly was great
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Imperialist Dog posted:The time when Britain truly was great Great at laying smack down on the colonies.
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Devils Affricate posted:To be fair, they were moderately challenging IQ test style questions. My parents would probably have a hard time too. where angles fear to tread
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caberham posted:The must wait until X has a child / X is married is the dumbest poo poo ever. To be fair, it did exist in the west as well. At least, if The Brady Brides is to be believed. Jan wants to marry her incredibly conservative boyfriend but their parents won't let her get married until Marsha, the eldest, ties the knot. So, to make her sister happy, she marries some filthy hippy and the series was about her having crazy sex with him all the time while her sexless younger sister looks on disapprovingly. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 07:05 on May 10, 2017 |
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We learned from the Americans not to let the colonies get too uppity. "China won't let us sell drugs? What to do?" AS A FRENCH MAN LET ME TELL YOU WHY WE SHOULD ATTACK It seems we hit the powder magazine. But now what? LET'S GO INTO THEIR FORTS OH poo poo NO A WALL. WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THAT THE CHINESE WOULD BUILD WALLS? The barbarians are coming from the river! And they're milling about at the bottom of our walls? Using qi, I will guide this rock I found onto their heads. Oi they only got one rock m8 just get on me shoulders SIR THE CHINESE MOUSTACHES ARE RAZOR SHARP ORGANISE A COUNTER-HANDLEBAR "Can't we just shoot them?" "No, it's the Qing's turn, under the rules of warfare we cannot use firearms until after twelve. Just grapple while the general tries to murder you with his horse." WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN WEARING THE SAME UNIFORMS oh actually this is the second opium war huh Hey we found some guns, how the gently caress do you work these matchlocks I mean the barbarian is just waving a sword at me, just shoot him. Also we appear to be in a white fantasy land both figuratively and literally? Ok we won, welcome to the Empire, on to the next conflict. Here's a snappy blue uniform.
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Blistex posted:Great at laying smack down on the colonies. The AA gun hadn't been invented yet.
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oohhboy posted:The AA gun hadn't been invented yet. Ancient Chinese riddle...
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https://champions.co/p/mma-vs-tai-chi-10-million-bet-xu-xiaodong-ufc-video/4263175quote:I want him to understand, he used this kind of extreme method to provoke Chinese traditional culture, and will need to pay the price.
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Haier posted:I went to a restaurant and posted about the food. I can sit with friends in any restaurant, so that's not the focus when I want to talk about food from a restaurant in my posting. "Well, we had a conversation while eating" can be said about any restaurant or food. If you don't like hot pot, then whatever. But when other people like it and you call 99% what mainlanders like is garbage then that just makes you a giant jerk.
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# ? May 10, 2017 07:37 |
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wow this very convenience
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oohhboy posted:The AA gun hadn't been invented yet.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/27/north-korea-executed-five-security-officials-anti-aircraft-guns/
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oohhboy posted:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/27/north-korea-executed-five-security-officials-anti-aircraft-guns/ ohhhh okay nice
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