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burial posted:We should hang out. I’m fairly certain I’ve been on the cusp of death for awhile now? but I am technically young so that’s gotta be a bonus. This isn’t some weird fetish thing, is it? Because fool me once…
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This sounds like the beginning of a very greasy version of the craigslist cannibal story.
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Very greasy version is a good podcast title where fat guys read scripts of skinny people movies, also known as movies.
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fruit on the bottom posted:This isn’t some weird fetish thing, is it? Because fool me once… No, I just like calling you that. I don’t get hard or anything.
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I've never met a cis woman who was not inferior to me in some critical, significant way. Dumbass cis woman, making big show of bravado despite deep-seeded internal insecurity: "Yay I can give birth and you can't nyaaah. LOL the future is female. Yeah grrl power!! We can do it! I'm with her!" Me, calmly: "How much can you benchpress?" DCW: "...W-what?" Me: "I said, how much can you benchpress?" DCW: "...What does that have to do with anything?" Me: "How much can you benchpress?" DCW: "....I...uh..uh..." Me: "How much can you benchpress?" DCW: *sweats profusely* Sorry barbies, but its true. *flexes magnificent trans woman muscles while posing for adoring crowd, before moving on to effortlessly juggle weights that a team of cis women could not hope to budge*
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Liver and onions is loving awful and gives onions a bad rap. Second opinion: onions are great on everything
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Nerds are the dumbest people in the world. Ray Kurzweil, an insane man who is 100% motivated by his fear of death and eats a cereal bowl of pills every morning made up some nonsense about how we're all gonna be computers in the future so we can live forever, called it "The Singularity", and nerds were like, yeah taht seems legit. I'm gonna take that as basically a scientific fact that I'm gonna get to live forever as a computer.
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Sep 18, 2018 12:58
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Liver and onions is loving awful and gives onions a bad rap. I had calf liver and onions with spaetzle in switzerland that was really good, but otherwise I agree. Guy Goodbody posted:Nerds are the dumbest people in the world. Ray Kurzweil, an insane man who is 100% motivated by his fear of death and eats a cereal bowl of pills every morning made up some nonsense about how we're all gonna be computers in the future so we can live forever, called it "The Singularity", and nerds were like, yeah taht seems legit. I'm gonna take that as basically a scientific fact that I'm gonna get to live forever as a computer. you can immediately discount the opinion of anyone who talks seriously about "the singularity". It's such a dumb concept and people believe it is inevitable for reasons that are basically "well have you seen The Matrix???".
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Sep 18, 2018 13:09
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My personally held unpopular opinion is that people are way too elitist about food in general which sometimes leads to bizarre cultural fetishism privileging what is essentially the comfort food of other regions. Like people who fall over themselves to fake disgust and mock the great sin of ranch on pizza while espousing the great virtue of some $8 elotes, essentially Mexican junk food, they bought off a food truck. I’m a pretty fit person and have enough money to buy whatever I want now but that wasn’t always the case and when people feign their hyperbolic online revulsion of cheap functional food that help people feed their families then I get mad. Now I’m not saying that the food industry moguls aren’t all horrible monsters who sell us a ton of crap every day, because that’s definitely true, but I know what it’s like to not have a whole lot and I’ll eat a humble pop tart and artisanal charcuterie just the same.
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Sep 18, 2018 13:31
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I genuinely think ranch tastes vile and that's why I look down on it
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Sep 18, 2018 13:34
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Mu Zeta posted:I genuinely think ranch tastes vile and that's why I look down on it I too look down with disgust on food I don’t personally like
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Sep 18, 2018 13:46
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Well yeah it has nothing to do with being poor. If you're poor you can survive on beans and rice and frozen broccoli for a buck. Eating ranch just means you're disgusting.
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Sep 18, 2018 13:59
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My main problem with ranch is that it's just an ugly word to say/hear. Like you can't sound classy ordering ranch dressing. I think it just has a bad reputation because so many people use it as a way to force a salad down their throats, but use so much of it that it defeats the point of eating a salad. It doesn't count as healthy if you have ranch soup with lettuce, carrots, and a pound of those little ham cubes at golden corral.
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Sep 18, 2018 14:12
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Pretty much all white salad dressings suck. Italian, Greek, French, Russian, and Thousand Island are the best ones.
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Sep 18, 2018 14:27
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pretty much all white salad dressings suck. Italian, Greek, French, Russian, and Thousand Island are the best ones. I agree with you, captain. My go-to salad dressing is Ken’s Italian (I think) because it doesn’t have chunks of anything in it. My kids, however, will only eat ranch. Ranch forever. I hate the stuff but telling them to suck it just results in nobody eating vegetables unless threatened and that’s way less ideal than just buying the stuff. At least green and orange things go into their stomachs this way, no matter how drizzled in nastiness.
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Sep 18, 2018 14:31
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I too look down with disgust on food I don’t personally like Well yeah, if I see it on my plate I’m not gonna look down and smile
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Sep 18, 2018 14:54
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There's literally no reason to buy any toothbrush other than the cheapest one available.
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Sep 18, 2018 15:27
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Actually since i got an electric toothbrush I've never had a cavity (7 years) so i disagree
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Ranch dressing is just mayonnaise ruined.Mu Zeta posted:How do you pronounce "rendezvous" Tiggum has a new favorite as of 15:41 on Sep 18, 2018 |
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Sep 18, 2018 15:36
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Guy Goodbody posted:There's literally no reason to buy any toothbrush other than the cheapest one available. Buy a toothbrush? I guess I'll have my manservant pick one up at the monocle and caviar store. For years I have gotten by with the free toothbrush my dentist gives me and I don't intend to stop now.
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Sep 18, 2018 15:37
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why don't we add something on to ranch so it rolls off the tongue better? How about, "Ram Ranch Dressing"
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Sep 18, 2018 15:44
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Guy Fieri's Red-White-And-Hot Kickin' Yeehaw Bacon Ranch
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DONKEY SAUCE 1/4 cup roasted Garlic (minced) 1 cup Mayonnaise 4 dashes Worcestershire 1 teaspoon Hot Dog Mustard 1/4 teaspoon Kosher Salt 4 pinches ground Black Pepper
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For all its faults, utilitarianism remains the best ethical guideline
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Sep 18, 2018 17:48
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On paper communism works, but in practice...*farts*
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Sep 18, 2018 18:16
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The J in Donald J Trump stands for Jamiroquai
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Sep 18, 2018 18:28
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read the title
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spit on my clit posted:read the title It's not a political issue, I have argued that is Donald Trump's middle name since the Apprentice started.
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's not a political issue, I have argued that is Donald Trump's middle name since the Apprentice started. more a response to the three posts previous to mine, because anything can set anyone off these days maybe he's got some canned heat in those heels, though
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:On paper communism works, but in practice...*farts*  it's way too much of a stretch to say it even works on paper
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Sister Act is easily one of the top ten greatest American movies.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:36
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Guy Goodbody posted:Sister Act is easily one of the top ten greatest American movies. To be fair, that's a really low bar given how lovely American movies are.
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Sep 18, 2018 19:59
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Where does Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit fall on the list?
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biracial bear for uncut posted:To be fair, that's a really low bar given how lovely American movies are. I'm gonna need a glass of milk, this take is too spicy!
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Sep 18, 2018 20:20
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British comedy is boring.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:British comedy is boring. Piggybacking off this, Red Dwarf is near unwatchable.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:British comedy is boring. Oh, well then... *audience laughs raucously*
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burial posted:Where does Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit fall on the list? I haven't seen it
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:British comedy is boring. American shows go on far too long
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I still think Monty Python is funny
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