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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Ian McCall will be crushed under the Cup Noodle mascot

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


In yet another Monkey's Paw result, Ian McCall will have the misfortune of actually making it to the ring and getting put on the losing end of a knockout of the year,

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Horiguchi can crack and McCall hasn't looked good in a while.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Ian McCall can be really good but it's impossible to know where he's at because he's been falling into canyons Homer Simpson style for the past 5 years.

Tenshin is on the May card with opponent TBA, however PK Saenchai Gym say one of their guys is his next fight, and KNOCK OUT have their next show in April. So the likelihood is Tenshin gets another real fight against a Thai and gets a warm body in Rizin the month after. Rizin are also switching to numbered events and making some as yet unspecified changes to the way they run their shows.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

handsome only face posted:

Ian McCall will be crushed under the Cup Noodle mascot

that thing cant even get in the ring. i watched it try for like 5 minutes

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
http://mmasucka.com/2018/02/14/fabio-maldonado-defends-title-nikita-krylov-sao-paulo/

my god...

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

this hurts my heart

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

:perfect:

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
they should just make it heavy weight

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Holy gently caress lol. As I lose interest in ufc proper, boxing becomes good fighters fighting good and the b-z leagues provide the carnival aspect.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist



been begging for this fight

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
lol Krylov knocked out Emmanuel Newton?

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

vainman posted:

lol Krylov knocked out Emmanuel Newton?

And in doing so proved the ineptitude of Bellator's entire LHW division.

https://youtu.be/TSidoggCpmA

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

vainman posted:

lol Krylov knocked out Emmanuel Newton?

I was making GBS threads myself laughing watching joey beltran beat the poo poo out of newton for like 3 rounds before newton somehow spinning back elbowed him to death lol.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Newton is so weird. Feather fisted as hell and snaps out little TKD kicks that do no damage but whatever he spinning back fists instantly dies.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Bellator 194 is tonight. We got Big Country vs Mitrione for main event to continue the Heavyweight tournament.

And it seems we get Chael and Goldberg on commentary.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Digital Jedi posted:

Bellator 194 is tonight. We got Big Country vs Mitrione for main event to continue the Heavyweight tournament.

And it seems we get Chael and Goldberg on commentary.

I'm watching this Claxton fight and it reminded me about how a few years ago Bellator signed and started to develop a cohort of NCAA wrestler prospects from 0-0. What ever happened to those guys? I can't rmeember their names.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I'm watching this Claxton fight and it reminded me about how a few years ago Bellator signed and started to develop a cohort of NCAA wrestler prospects from 0-0. What ever happened to those guys? I can't rmeember their names.

Ed Ruth - 4-0, 4ko

Jarod Trice - 3-0, 1ko (2 majority decisions as well)

Tyrell Fortune - 4-0, 2 ko

Joey Davis - 3-0, 2ko

Aaron Pico - 2-1, 2ko

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
This is happening on fightpass right now
https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/964690335715725314

Down Right Fierce
Jan 30, 2011
Str vs Dex

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Update: Littler Frankie Edgar dove into a jump knee and his corner man had a meltdown

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
And now a leg kick TKO at Bellator, a blessed night for mma

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Leg kick TKO baby. A Fedor hanger-on that was actually good.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Is there a place to see the current Bellator heavyweight bracket? You'd think they would have it on their site somewhere easy to find.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


The Human Crouton posted:

Is there a place to see the current Bellator heavyweight bracket? You'd think they would have it on their site somewhere easy to find.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellator_MMA_in_2018#Bellator_Heavyweight_World_Grand_Prix_Tournament should be accurate?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
drat that foot

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Now a man in Titan has been kicked so hard in the dick the dr had both hands down his pants. And the other guy keeps putting his hands up like he won?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Jon Jones to Bellator confirmed

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

Ed Ruth - 4-0, 4ko

Jarod Trice - 3-0, 1ko (2 majority decisions as well)

Tyrell Fortune - 4-0, 2 ko

Joey Davis - 3-0, 2ko

Aaron Pico - 2-1, 2ko

Thanks! Jarod Trice and Tyrell Fortune were the names I was fishing for in particular.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Troxartas posted:

Update: Littler Frankie Edgar dove into a jump knee and his corner man had a meltdown

https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/964695443610324998

mewse
May 2, 2006


Lol

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Chael: We can't see the future, but this should be a fun fight.

Fighters proceed to hug so much that Goldberg starts discussing how much Frank Mir's daughter weighs.

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

CommonShore posted:

Chael: We can't see the future, but this should be a fun fight.

Fighters proceed to hug so much that Goldberg starts discussing how much Frank Mir's daughter weighs.

Also almost had the Militech bulldog choke/rear neaked, but more by accident than on purpose

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
This fight is pretty funny. Heather Hardy just doesn't know how to do a rear naked choke.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I feel like I aged 32 years during the time it took that fight to end

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Two figths left, right? I hope that the Fat poo poo fight is over before about 1030

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://twitter.com/ScottCoker/status/964706237458731009

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

With guest referee Mandy Patinkin.

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
This also happened
https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/964708194001047552

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Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
And a guy that unironically posted this and has USMC tattooed on his back is fighting on AXS now
https://twitter.com/kyle_gunzup_mma/status/895441953449402369

Edit: And Dude Wipes is his main shorts sponsor

Troxartas fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Feb 17, 2018

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