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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


gonna pour one out for jesus later today

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Bad Purchase posted:

don't bully fyad, we're better than that

no we're not

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




3 DONG HORSE posted:

gonna pour one out for 🅾️🅱️ later today

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Sou nds like a good friday to head to the casino

I just took my mom to the casino and am back home, she spent $100. We have an MGM here

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Bad Purchase posted:

that's not the way op

when they go low, we go high

that sounds more like a byob approach

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m fairly certain the making fun of posters forum can handle a good natured ribbing. No need for drama on this Good Friday folks.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




you never know what another forum is going through

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bad Purchase posted:

you never know what another forum is going through

yup

make it sting

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

there’s no “f” in gbs because it’s the no fun allowed forum

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

yup

make it sting

take away their layers of irony, one by one

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




TrashMammal posted:

there’s no “f” in gbs because it’s the no fun allowed forum

you just have to use the long s:

gbẜ

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

More like Guantanamo Bay poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

More like Guantanamo Bay poo poo

Woah. What if...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Luvcow posted:

yup

make it sting

Dropping a card in the Official GBS Suggestion Box that the phrase “make it sting” is a bannabke offense.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

good friday, considering getting a GAHT dang burger

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Toxic Mental posted:

good friday, considering getting a GAHT dang burger

what kind OP. I think you should get "tiny burgers w/ really good fries", its an excellent play when done right

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




treating myself to a lunch out, as one should on friday



featuring olives natch

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
thinking of making some NFTs out of other users posts, hmmm

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

treating myself to a lunch out, as one should on friday



featuring olives natch

Finally, Falafel!

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

mrs mammal just discovered the pope is a foot guy. had a bunch of questions. kept getting more and more confused by the answers. a good friday indeed

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Hey gang, how foamy is your urine?

Sometimes when I pee, there's no bubbles. Most of the time there are lots of bubbles. Sometimes the pee is so foamy that it takes three flushes to get 100% of the foam gone.

It's always been this way, and I've been meaning to look up the reason for years. I finally did, and what I found suggests that this could be caused by a kidney problem??? Surely not. I've had foamy urine for thirty years. If this was a problem it would have been a problem by now. How foamy is your urine?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

only when i overdo it working out or raving. otherwise my piss is rather flat and protein free

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




low to no foam here. exceptions are mornings after drinking.

be advised: foamy conditions forecast late saturday morning

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I drink a lot of water because I live in a place where I'll die if I don't so my pee is always crystal clear and foamless

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

Hey gang, how foamy is your urine?

Sometimes when I pee, there's no bubbles. Most of the time there are lots of bubbles. Sometimes the pee is so foamy that it takes three flushes to get 100% of the foam gone.

It's always been this way, and I've been meaning to look up the reason for years. I finally did, and what I found suggests that this could be caused by a kidney problem??? Surely not. I've had foamy urine for thirty years. If this was a problem it would have been a problem by now. How foamy is your urine?

Three flushes? How much loving foam are you pissing? Is there soap on your urethra?

One of our cats has foamy urine and requires drugs for it.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

you might have that sugary blood, op

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Three flushes? How much loving foam are you pissing? Is there soap on your urethra?

One of our cats has foamy urine and requires drugs for it.

I should say, the third flush gets rid of it all, there's not much left by that point. It's not like flowing over the bowl or anything.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


what's the foam taste like

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


TrashMammal posted:

you might have that sugary blood, op

mosquitos love op

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

I should say, the third flush gets rid of it all, there's not much left by that point. It's not like flowing over the bowl or anything.

It should all be gone by the first flush, dude.

You either need to see a urologist, or you're a mutant, the next step in human evolution that gives us our own personal fire extinguishers.

Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Mar 29, 2024

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
There's so much foam sometimes it muffles the sound of flushing. It's like a flush silencer.

I guess I'll bring this up the next time I see my doctor. I don't have kidney troubles or pain or weird pissing issues or anything, and it's been this way my whole life, but golly I'm starting to think it's unusual.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Smugworth posted:

what's the foam taste like

ya’ll may not like it, but this is a perfectly valid medical question

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you need more than one flush to get rid of your piss I feel like that’s a pretty big red flag op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If you need more than one flush to get rid of your piss I feel like that’s a pretty big red flag op

judgemental much? A person's plumbing is their own to manage and maintain

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



The president of the United States couldn’t even flush secret notes down the toilet in one flush after eating them, what hope do ordinary citizens have?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring


totally normal op

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

credburn posted:

There's so much foam sometimes it muffles the sound of flushing. It's like a flush silencer.

I guess I'll bring this up the next time I see my doctor. I don't have kidney troubles or pain or weird pissing issues or anything, and it's been this way my whole life, but golly I'm starting to think it's unusual.

Have you ever seen any media at all, ever, where someone pisses like this? You've never seen a comedy film where someone pees on something or someone and wondered why their piss was in a condensed flowing liquid and not your weird-rear end bubble bath piss?

Edit:

Luvcow posted:



totally normal op

My thoughts exactly.

Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Mar 29, 2024

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Dropping a card in the Official GBS Suggestion Box that the phrase “make it sting” is a bannabke offense.

this is why we need a feedback thread

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
lol best website

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If you need more than one flush to get rid of your piss I feel like that’s a pretty big red flag op

My pee is very viscous and sometimes it gums up the flush hole with only a single flush

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