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Imagine taking four months to realise what was going on, gently caress sake.
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vermin posted:Him and Chewbacca spend the first half of the movie really drunk or really high. People remember Han as a cool guy scoundrel with a heart of gold and tend to forget that he was also bumbling comic relief.
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Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:People remember Han as a cool guy scoundrel with a heart of gold and tend to forget that he was also bumbling comic relief. Yea I saw a lot of weird hot takes right after TFA about it being "too funny" or having "modern humor" in it, which is not Star Wars and all I could think of was Han's hilarious "We're fine...how are you?" line from ANH. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bjEpLoL0ls "Oh no, humor!" - idiots
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Jun 23, 2017 17:56
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The difference is Han was actually funny. TFA when it was trying to be funny just went from cringey to actively painful.
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Jun 23, 2017 17:58
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reignofevil posted:The difference is Han was actually funny. TFA when it was trying to be funny just went from cringey to actively painful. Disagree. Finn and Poe are both very funny, and the BB-8 thumbs-up thing had my entire theater dying laughing.
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WampaLord posted:Disagree. Finn and Poe are both very funny, and the BB-8 thumbs-up thing had my entire theater dying laughing. The rabbit pooping in the Secret Life of Pets did the same. But I digress, the Han Solo name origin is real.
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WampaLord posted:Disagree. Finn and Poe are both very funny, and the BB-8 thumbs-up thing had my entire theater dying laughing. Wampa I won't besmirch this holy thread but know that I'm assembling a wicker man and I'm gonna light it on fire and pretend it was your entire theater.
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WampaLord posted:Yea I saw a lot of weird hot takes right after TFA about it being "too funny" or having "modern humor" in it, which is not Star Wars and all I could think of was Han's hilarious "We're fine...how are you?" line from ANH. We definitely don't have a Harrison ford in any of these movies, we aren't going to have any moments like that
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i laughed at the thumbs up but maybe it was because i needed something to do and also i have a kind nature.
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reignofevil posted:Wampa I won't besmirch this holy thread but know that I'm assembling a wicker man and I'm gonna light it on fire and pretend it was your entire theater. Ah, yes, joyless goonism quickly takes over. It's not like I said we were watching Big Bang Theory, it's a funny little moment.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:16
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Call it what you want  Just don't call it Max Landis.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:20
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Oh! I just thought of something! The goons who like posting about Jessie's stomach must also end their days with a tums festival.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:25
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naem posted:We definitely don't have a Harrison ford in any of these movies, we aren't going to have any moments like that It's amazing how charismatic he is when he's in a movie he gives a poo poo about.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:32
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EVERY DAY ENDS WITH A TUMS FESTIVAL lololololol hey guys a TUMS FESTIVAL loololllollololo is it funny yet????? 
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Jun 23, 2017 18:34
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Ron Howard was very accepting of the idea that there's a more handsome, charismatic, and roguish smuggler in the galaxy, named Dash Rendar, who will teach Han Solo everything he knows
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CAN U FEEL IT YEAH posted:lololololol poo poo, did we just pass the fun/lame line? I'm always looking away when it happens.
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Jun 23, 2017 18:43
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Jose Oquendo posted:It's amazing how charismatic he is when he's in a movie he gives a poo poo about. - Raiders of the Lost Ark - Temple of Doom - Last Crusade - The Mosquito Coast - A New Hope - The Empire Strikes Back Am I missing any?
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Jun 23, 2017 18:45
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The devils own
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Apocalypse Now?!!!
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Apocalypse Now?!!! i'm busy now, how about later?
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Castor Poe posted:- Raiders of the Lost Ark he didn't kill his wife. get off his plane
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Jun 23, 2017 19:22
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Firewall was good, had a very accurate depiction of cybersecurity and lots of tension
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Jun 23, 2017 19:24
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I remember nothing from Force Awakens. I think there was a funny droid.
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Jun 23, 2017 19:31
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Paladinus posted:I remember nothing from Force Awakens. I think there was a funny droid. Every time I see a post like this, I worry for the memory issues many many goons seem to have.
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Jun 23, 2017 19:36
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I remember The Force Awakens and it was fine and adequate! I still don't remember more than two things about Guardians of the Galaxy though, I remember Chris Pine like dancing around to a mix tape and Michael Rooker with a metal rod and telekinesis. And I think that poo poo was in the trailer so there's literally nothing in the rest of the actual movie that I remember.
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Jun 23, 2017 19:40
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I remember nothing. Period please send help
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Fartbox posted:I remember nothing. Period Black stormtrooper spergs out and pretends to be cool to get an English waif scavenger to like him. A nerd worships his grandpa and takes orders from a mysterious burn victim. Harrison Ford is old and has a different ship for like two minutes. Orange African grandma Yoda says mysterious things while flashbacks happen. The Death Star blows up, grandpa worshipper kills Ford, cameos from nerd icons everywhere, and Mark Hamill makes a cameo at the end that goes on for way too long. What was the deal with the map? Luke left pieces of a star map of the planet he was staying on? Couldn't they narrow it down from the pieces they didn't have? "I guess he's in the missing chunk. Here's all the habitable planets. Oh look, this one's significant to the Jedi." He only wanted the rebel alliance to find it, right? How did the rebel alliance find the map pieces anyway, did he give it to them? Why didn't he follow R2D2 back to the Rebel Alliance if he wanted them to find him? Is he stranded there or just hanging out?
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Jun 23, 2017 20:53
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He just wanted to get the girl alone on a remote island you know for the implication
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force awakens was funny sorry goons. han had a bunch of funny bits. still cant get over them still making prequels. they all suck rear end.
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Jun 23, 2017 20:59
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Fartbox posted:He just wanted to get the girl alone on a remote island That seems really darkside.
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Jun 23, 2017 21:00
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I, too, take roofies before every movie I see.
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Jun 23, 2017 21:07
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Prequels were funny.
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FrensaGeran posted:I cannot say in an open setting whether I saw Tusk in theaters Release the tapes FrensaGeran!
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Paladinus posted:Prequels were funny. This combined with your last post makes me think you need to see a brain doctor asap.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Release the tapes FrensaGeran! I lied about the tapes to get you to post more about me checkmate i win
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Jun 23, 2017 21:14
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Castor Poe posted:- Raiders of the Lost Ark Witness.
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FrensaGeran posted:Firewall was good, had a very accurate depiction of cybersecurity and lots of tension hm. I bought a copy of that for like 3 dollars when hollywood video went out of business and I never watched it. I'll check it out. oh and if it sucks? I'm killing myself.
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King Vidiot posted:I remember The Force Awakens and it was fine and adequate! this is weird because both gotg are the best of the current crop of superhero films.
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Cubone posted:he didn't kill his wife. get off his plane Part time!
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