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loquacius posted:You are, like, severely overthinking your situation. You met someone and you're happy about it, that's fine, chill out a little bit Who wouldn't want to remain in a relationship with somebody who immediately anonymously brag-frets about the girl he didn't go all the way with, and then uses multiple forum smilies in-line as text
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May 17, 2018 14:55
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Where's a highschool kid going to get the equipment to dismember a body and a barrel big enough to hold said body without their parents noticing the blood and guts everywhere or that one of their giant barrels went missing? Lowe's or Home Depot. Lure the victim to a secluded place, or bash their head on the spot and clean up the blood, then bring the body to that secluded place. Start the grizzly business of dismembering the corpse, toss the remains into the barrel, drive the barrel to the ravine, and hope the local cops too dumb and lazy to investigate too deeply. Bonus points for creating an email address or sending a postcard claiming to be the SO and saying that you're getting the victim away from this town. Bingo, bango, get away with murder. Man, I need to stop listening to LPotL so much at work. Murdertrain goon, presuming what you wrote wasn't just a community college creative writing 101 course assignment, has the victim you gangbanged with her murderer ever been found? Does she have any social media accounts you could track down? Which of your friends had the means to do the above?
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May 17, 2018 16:02
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Unrelated question: what's your opinion of murder? Like in general It's kind of like playin' a basketball game I am there and the router is there and I put the router in my timecapsule and I am the winner
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May 17, 2018 16:25
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OutOfPrint posted:Lowe's or Home Depot. Lure the victim to a secluded place, or bash their head on the spot and clean up the blood, then bring the body to that secluded place. Start the grizzly business of dismembering the corpse, toss the remains into the barrel, drive the barrel to the ravine, and hope the local cops too dumb and lazy to investigate too deeply. Bonus points for creating an email address or sending a postcard claiming to be the SO and saying that you're getting the victim away from this town. Bingo, bango, get away with murder. Again, it's a junior in highschool. They aren't known for calmly planning and executing murders like that. Plus it would probably raise some questions if a teenager walked into lowes, got a saw or some other cutting implement that can cut through bones, and a barrel big enough for a cut-up human body. Cops are dumb but not that dumb.
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May 17, 2018 16:29
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Again, it's a junior in highschool. They aren't known for calmly planning and executing murders like that. Plus it would probably raise some questions if a teenager walked into lowes, got a saw or some other cutting implement that can cut through bones, and a barrel big enough for a cut-up human body. Reminds me of this http://www.criticalcommons.org/Members/kfortmueller/clips/the-wire-snoop-buys-a-nail-gun-boys-of-summer-2006
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May 17, 2018 18:00
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wasn't there an astoundingly serious metafilter seriouspost about this
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May 17, 2018 18:09
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here we go https://ask.metafilter.com/7921/If-you-killed-somebody-how-would-you-dispose-of-the-body-without-getting-caught#155715
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May 17, 2018 18:10
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quote:My girlfriend has learned that if she lies in bed and makes weird noises I'll go and slap her face with my boobs AND NOW SHE WONT STOP WHAT DO I DO you could stop slapping her face with your boobs  Been a while since we saw an incel: quote:There is so much talk nowadays about abuse and discrimination. I finally feel like I can tell my story. Although you won’t see this on TV since I don’t fit the profile (I’m a white straight You come off weird, bro, it's nobody else's fault, the fact that you can't see that shows how self-absorbed you are First one was short and second one was an incel so here's a third: quote:My wife was molested by her grandfather when she was a kid. I don't know the whole story- I've never asked because quite frankly I'm afraid to know. I'm afraid I will go murder the evil bastard if ever I learn the whole thing. All I do know is he never went to jail, is registered sex offender because of it, isn't allowed to own guns anymore, and he was ostracized by the family for a decade. Despite this my wife turned out normal, we have a great sex life, and a generally happy marriage. Honestly yeah this is your wife's fight You can tell her she needs to be firmer with her parents about having her grandfather around and try to make it clearer to them how much it upsets her, but I wouldn't get in a fight with her dad over it if I were you. If this continues it sounds like she might go no-contact with them on her own, which is as it should be
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May 17, 2018 20:48
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with her parents, but I'm not going to tell her that as I don't want to risk it backfiring and driving a wedge between us instead. Does that make me a coward? Or am I overreacting to this whole situation? I really don't know what to do. I'll probably do nothing.
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If you genuinely believe that your in laws are hanging out with a child molester for inheritance purposes then maybe you are better off not letting them influence your children in the first place.
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May 17, 2018 21:01
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That incel one is way too on the nose, but it's good.
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May 17, 2018 21:08
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*pounds on door furiously in the middle of the night “Yes hello-“ “HI ITS MERTIN FROM CLASS ARE YOU SAFE? ARE YOU DRY?!” “MERTIN? What class-“ “CAN I COME IN AND SECURE YOUR DORM ROOM M’LADY?” Later on 4-chan: “why don’t girls want a real gentlemen?”
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May 17, 2018 21:11
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How old is creepy grandpa? You could just hope he dies soon E: great-grandpa now? He has to be ancient by now?
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May 17, 2018 21:19
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Incel posted:In college a girl left her umbrella in class, a class which only met once a week. I got her umbrella and, using her name, found her school email address. I emailed her but no response in almost 8 hours, so I called Student Relations posing as her brother and asked for her dorm room and phone number. I called and, again, no response. I hope this is fake.
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May 17, 2018 21:25
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Bust Rodd posted:“HI ITS MERTIN FROM CLASS ARE YOU SAFE? ARE YOU DRY?!” she's definitely dry if he's around iykwim
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May 17, 2018 22:11
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Hahahaha "yada yada yada she got a restraining order" dude just admit you tried assaulting her you loving loser
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May 17, 2018 22:19
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punk rebel ecks posted:I hope this is fake. loquacius posted:you could stop slapping her face with your boobs
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May 18, 2018 09:32
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If this guy is 100% a child molester, it's your duty as a father to keep your kid away from him regardless of what your wife decides to do.
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May 18, 2018 10:27
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I really hate that twitter/tumblr style of writing in the first ONE WHERE THEY START TALKING IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS. also that's a pretty lame way of confessing that "i'm a girl (or really fat man) and have a girlfriend". Who cares. Incel goon, you are leaving a ton out or you are making all that up. If you're real, stop selectively presenting the facts to make you out to be the victim. In both of those premises they wouldn't have reacted that way if you hadn't done more after the initial rejection. Grandpa goon, that sounds like a pretty standard way for a family to react to stuff like that - wait enough years, then pretend it never happened. It's lovely, but that's what a lot of people do to cope with difficult situations. They can't have it both ways though - they can either side with the child molester and implicitly condone what he did, or they can have your wife/you in their lives. I know it must be hard to talk about for her, but the parents clearly need to be reminded what he did, and once you dig up those memories then I would give them an ultimatum to decide. If they're smart they will tell the old guy to gently caress off since he'll be dead soon anyway vs having decades of not being able to see their daughter/grandchild if they don't. In the end though it's not your place to make all this happen. All you can do is make it known you do not want your kid around the guy, as you are doing, so I guess keep doing that.
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May 18, 2018 10:46
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soy posted:Ack job goon again FYI a therapist isn't really a shrink, it's just someone you pay to be your friend basically and listen and hopefully give some good feedback. That's literally the most useful I've ever heard of a high school therapist being. (unless he wasn't employed by the school and you just happened to be in high school when seeing one)
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May 18, 2018 11:45
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Atlas Hugged posted:If this guy is 100% a child molester, it's your duty as a father to keep your kid away from him regardless of what your wife decides to do. Yeah, pretty much this. Also stop being a little bitch and tell your father in law his child raping dad is apiece of poo poo and he's a horrible father for putting your wife through this. Tell him he failed as a father and as a man and you're not going to make the same mistakes he did/is. Let him assault you, fighting for your wife and child is one of your jobs.
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May 18, 2018 13:13
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Solice Kirsk posted:stop being a little bitch and tell your father in law his child raping dad is apiece of poo poo and he's a horrible father for putting your wife through this. Tell him he failed as a father and as a man and you're not going to make the same mistakes he did/is. Let him assault you, fighting for your wife and child is one of your jobs. yup
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May 18, 2018 13:16
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Unrelated question: what's your opinion of murder? Like in general ^^^ Looks like we found the fessor. I'm not your murderer buddy though. Never ran a train on any girls in highschool, and definitely no bustos in any girl. With condoms or without
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May 18, 2018 13:17
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gently caress this barrel in a ravine poo poo. Your local forest service maintains hundreds of remote, unmonitored outhouses that are regularly topped off with chemicals designed to quick break down biological materials.  Like what cop is going diving for body parts without the most rock solid of intel?
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May 18, 2018 20:43
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That's literally the most useful I've ever heard of a high school therapist being. (unless he wasn't employed by the school and you just happened to be in high school when seeing one) He wasn’t part of school. I had a school therapist who was virtually useless. I think for a therapist to work it’s gotta be someone impartial and external to your day to day life.
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May 18, 2018 20:47
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soy posted:He wasn’t part of school. I had a school therapist who was virtually useless. Also because high school 'counsellors' are the most useless people on god's green earth, as I always say, but that also makes sense. Problem is schools don't have any money for qualified staff and/or don't care about problems, they just want kids to shut up and smile and make the school look good, so they waste the kids' time with boring useless people rambling at them about self-esteem with whatever scraps are left over from upgrading the football field.
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May 19, 2018 08:39
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Also because high school 'counsellors' are the most useless people on god's green earth, as I always say, but that also makes sense. I hope I don't sound condescending, but... yeah. 90% of high school counselors are people who couldn't get their own lives together, and so became high school counselors.
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May 19, 2018 09:57
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My wife is a school counselor (not in a high school tho) and I feel an obligation to point out that the profession has changed a lot since we were kids Every time she tells me about something she did at work, I'm just like "wow, I wish I had a school counselor that did that, or anything useful" quote:Hello GBS, it's time for another story about crippling social anxiety! I can't help but notice you didn't mention anything about getting help I don't wanna sound like a broken record here, but if you have a hundred panic attacks a year, you've got a problem, and you need to fix it. Your anxiety issues won't get fixed unless you fix them. It's hard work, but it needs to be done if you want this to ever change. Also I'll tell you what I told the last guy who had a problem like this: if you don't feel comfortable talking to people about your hobbies, try getting into something new. You could even just listen to music or read a book. Make a point of seeing at least one movie per weekend; that's a pretty good answer for that question too. quote:My husband thinks he has hypnotized me into having sex with him on command. This is an extremely adorable fetish story  I do agree that you should probably come clean but I am far too hungover rn to be able to think of a gentle way to do it
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May 19, 2018 15:39
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Hypnosis goon(probably goonette?) Come over to my place baby, you won't have to pretend you're hypnotized, I'll do pretty much anything you like. Not to mention a few things you've probably never had done to you before.
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May 19, 2018 16:00
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wesleywillis posted:Hypnosis goon(probably goonette?) Come over to my place baby, you won't have to pretend you're hypnotized, I'll do pretty much anything you like. Not to mention a few things you've probably never had done to you before. Lol
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May 19, 2018 16:22
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wesleywillis posted:Hypnosis goon(probably goonette?) Come over to my place baby, you won't have to pretend you're hypnotized, I'll do pretty much anything you like. Not to mention a few things you've probably never had done to you before. Should have been anonymous, dude. This may be the saddest post I have ever read on this site.
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May 19, 2018 16:50
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Should have been anonymous, dude. This may be the saddest post I have ever read on this site. sadder than printer goon?
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May 19, 2018 17:00
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I’ll do stuff to ya, sex stuff, cmon over goon (mayhaps goonette??) for sex things whilst we drink fine armagnac and play Mario kart 64
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May 19, 2018 17:11
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wesleywillis posted:Hypnosis goon(probably goonette?) Come over to my place baby, you won't have to pretend you're hypnotized, I'll do pretty much anything you like. Not to mention a few things you've probably never had done to you before. Like what, rain down a pool of sweat on her and then crush her to death after you overexert yourself after 30 seconds?
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May 19, 2018 17:12
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Like what, rain down a pool of sweat on her and then crush her to death after you overexert yourself after 30 seconds? just lol if you think it'll take more than 15 seconds
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May 19, 2018 17:14
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Hypnosis goonette your husband is a rapist just fyi
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May 19, 2018 17:27
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Sagebrush posted:Hypnosis goonette your husband is a rapist just fyi Yeah this was my take too  maybe I'm just too vanilla, but even if he knows she's just pretending and it's just a roleplay thing, it's still as hell
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May 19, 2018 17:41
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watch my dazzling display of skill, pick a card, any card. It's a 6 isn't it?? Pick another card. It's 9, I know it is, i'm a sex magician give me a call goonette i'll pull an orgasm out of your vagina like it's a rabbit from a hat
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May 19, 2018 17:53
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Danaru posted:Yeah this was my take too Roleplaying rape is and imo points at some real serious mental or emotional issues but at least both parties are aware that it's still consensual.It sounds like this guy believes his hypnosis really works (he lied about the red marks after the fact) so he believes that his wife is literally under his control and doesn't know what he's doing to her and that is rape. Like, what he's doing isn't actually rape, but basically he's getting comfortable with being a rapist because of what he believes is happening. I see two possible eventual outcomes of the situation: 1) wifey eventually comes clean and tells him that she knew all along, and his brain collapses because it sounds like this whole sexual awakening of his is predicated on no one knowing what he does 2) wifey never comes clean, he continues to believe that he has magic powers, and eventually he is arrested for sexual harassment (or worse) in a hilarious situation akin to when children try to sneak past a grown-up by closing their own eyes Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 18:12 on May 19, 2018 |
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Look into my eyes, into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under
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