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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

vince mcmahon was Youre Fireding people as early as 2001, possibly earlier.

how dare you forget 1998

ed balls remembers

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I've been drunk since I thought Trump was about to bomb the Russians and start WW3. Anything important happen since I'm not dead?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Just shut Alabama down until we can figure out what the hell is going on

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Bethamphetamine posted:

It's very rare that a man puts a "Hit me" sign on his own back and then loudly advertises that he wants to be hit and then he gets hit and then he tapes the "Hit me" sign back on himself and he wants to be hit even more.

I guess literal nazis aren't that bright, but I'm baffled that they could have a supportive following.

What if it is a fetish thing?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Hypha posted:

Nazi's got punched again a bunch

Rly

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



punches heal

glitter bombs are forever

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

punches heal

glitter bombs are forever

sounds like someone isn't punching hard enough!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Office Pig posted:

my favorite bit was the cops exploding into a gorilla frenzy like a bomb had gone off

gotta jave that gorilla cum mindset

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Hypha posted:

Nazi's got punched again a bunch

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've been drunk since I thought Trump was about to bomb the Russians and start WW3. Anything important happen since I'm not dead?

associate justice gorsuch

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
If we start calling her president Ivanka will trump fire her
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/850867639496970240

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've been drunk since I thought Trump was about to bomb the Russians and start WW3. Anything important happen since I'm not dead?

We're sending a carrier to the Korean peninsula, probably to get it blown up for a decent casus belli.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

I guess literal nazis aren't that bright, but I'm baffled that they could have a supportive following.

lol this is america, buddy

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/850874163095121920

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVSKydUxKk

e: i go for the less obvious ones

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Office Pig posted:

We're sending a carrier to the Korean peninsula, probably to get it blown up for a decent casus belli.

That's like 10k trained sailors.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
America bombs 163 nations in 2,375 locations, U.N. urges calm

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I'm kinda surprised we don't have a carrier there all the time anyway

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

zegermans posted:

I'm kinda surprised we don't have a carrier there all the time anyway

I thought that was the one parked next to "Totally China but not really" Taiwan.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
ameeica spent so long looking for evil adversaries post 911 we turmed into one :whitewater:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Zeroisanumber posted:

That's like 10k trained sailors.

it's probably just impotent saber rattling tbh, just exponentially more stupid than usual

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

ex post facho posted:

ameeica spent so long looking for evil adversaries post 911 we turmed into one :whitewater:

You may want to examine your timeline

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:
Lol, you thought you were the good guys

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Trump euphemisms for sex are getting weird

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

Office Pig posted:

it's probably just impotent saber rattling tbh, just exponentially more stupid than usual

My saber rattles in C#

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

You may want to examine your timeline

sorry, post 1776

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

e: i go for the less obvious ones

no one remembers them anyway so you have to hit people over the head

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Hypha posted:

My saber rattles in C#

*Python hisses at u*

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Hypha posted:

My saber rattles in C#

tryin to rattle my saber but it's not working

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Hypha posted:

What if it is a fetish thing?

I guess if it's consensual and all parties are okay with it, and as long as there's no long term risk of harm or death.

And he'll get a book deal and speaking tour through the wingnut welfare circuit, there's that.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

duke losing in the round of 32 was the highlight of 2017 so far imo

their entire starting lineup except grayson allen declaring for the nba draft after the season might be funnier

Hypha
Sep 13, 2008

:commissar:

ex post facho posted:

*Python hisses at u*

ok, code joke sure ya cool

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Someday we're going to reach the point where a passionate American decides to beat the poo poo out of McConnell one night while he's walking home.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk posted:

Someday we're going to reach the point where a passionate American decides to beat the poo poo out of McConnell one night while he's walking home.

i would buy any such american a stout so dark it eclipses the sun for the rest of time

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

ArmZ posted:

no one remembers them anyway so you have to hit people over the head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKcXIFi-Rc

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







zegermans posted:

I'm kinda surprised we don't have a carrier there all the time anyway

The only thing aircraft carriers can do these days is get sunk.

Sending in an aircraft carrier is either a bullseye or a waving dick

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Sir Tonk posted:

Someday we're going to reach the point where a passionate American decides to beat the poo poo out of McConnell one night while he's walking home.
*raises paw*

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

rump

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/850871784828219392

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Sir Tonk posted:

Someday we're going to reach the point where a passionate American decides to beat the poo poo out of McConnell one night while he's walking home.

It's been tried, he just retreats into his shell

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