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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The sundried / roasted chilies were my favorite part of that place's cash cx.

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
I was not successful in finding some cashew chicken. I was successful in receiving dozens of buckets of ice water to the face. poo poo is crazy out there today, in the best kind of way.

tzz
May 15, 2005
COLD
The thing about Chiang Mai is that it's pretty convenient, especially if you are working from there. The weather is nice, there's Western stuff everywhere, the city is not too big so it's easy to move around and it's well connected. I wouldn't recommend people to do tourism there but it's a nice base camp.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
But was it delicious moat water

Negligent fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Apr 19, 2015

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
There seriously must be a correlation between how many Mexican places somewhere has and how aggressively it has been ruined by tourists.

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Negligent posted:

There seriously must be a correlation between how many Mexican places somewhere has and how aggressively it has been ruined by tourists.

Crappy Mexican food, Irish pubs full of fat, old, white cynics and of course there'll be a Hard Rock Cafe.

Pixelante
Mar 16, 2006

You people will by God act like a team, or at least like people who know each other, or I'll incinerate the bunch of you here and now.

Negligent posted:

But was it delicious moat water

I wonder how many people have the shits today.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Shibawanko posted:

Crappy Mexican food, Irish pubs full of fat, old, white cynics and of course there'll be a Hard Rock Cafe.
The holy trinity is the Irish pub, the Italian ("pizza") restaurant and the Mexican/Tex-Mex place, yeah. Anywhere you go, same thing.

MrNemo
Aug 26, 2010

"I just love beeting off"

Safely ensconced in koh Lanta. I ended up mostly missing Songkran since I didn't get here till late afternoon by which point it was raining, the locals had gotten bored and the tourists had passed out. Nice place, very laid back.

Got to spend about 15 minutes snorkeling with a whale shark between dives too, so so far high standards to beat even if it's the end of the season and everyone seems to be packing up.

Finch!
Sep 11, 2001

Spatial Awareness?

[ ] Whaleshark

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A friend of mine is on Koh Lanta at the moment and has fallen in love with the place after having spent ten years or more owning a dive company on Koh Tao.

The trouble I'm having is finding the time to visit all the places I want to visit. Sigh!

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOjj07EuO50

Laffo

Senso
Nov 4, 2005

Always working
Does Brosnan says "Welcome to Lasia"? Did they create a random SEA country with them squiggly characters and those rebel factions we hear on the news and you know, street markets and fish heads?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Anyone know some good museums n poo poo in Bangkok? I'm taking my parents to Thailand and neither are in great shape, so I need some indoor places to stash them once they get wiped out. We're going to be there at least a week.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Senso posted:

Does Brosnan says "Welcome to Lasia"? Did they create a random SEA country with them squiggly characters and those rebel factions we hear on the news and you know, street markets and fish heads?

Filmed right here in the Kingdom of Smiles! The working title was "The Coup."

CronoGamer
May 15, 2004

why did this happen

Senso posted:

Does Brosnan says "Welcome to Lasia"? Did they create a random SEA country with them squiggly characters and those rebel factions we hear on the news and you know, street markets and fish heads?

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they did. Filmed in Thailand, but there's no way they could insult Thailand that way, so they used upside-down Khmer for the writing, a quasi-Brunei flag (but with blue all over it), and the family appears to flee to the Vietnamese border at one point in the trailer.

(Although I think he just says "Welcome to Asia", I don't think they actually called it Lasia)

CronoGamer fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 16, 2015

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Lasia sounds a lot like "Malaysia" so I see them potentially taking more offense.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"Mal" means evil so obv it's evil Asia

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Vengarr posted:

Anyone know some good museums n poo poo in Bangkok? I'm taking my parents to Thailand and neither are in great shape, so I need some indoor places to stash them once they get wiped out. We're going to be there at least a week.
There are actually a shitload of weird museums here in Bangkok, but most probably wouldn't interest them or are kind of lol. The labor museum is over by airport link Makkasan, the philately museum is in that area too. The forensic pathology museum gets a lot of press for being bizarre, but could be offensive to people. You might want to try things like Siam Niramit, Aksra and so on. Also, check Thailand Cultural center and whatever that thing is across from MBK (Bangkok Museum of Metropolitan Art or something?) with the giant black booby statue. Keep an eye on FCC events as well as the Siam Society, probably, and then just scan through the calendar on BK Magazine and the like.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The Neilson Hays library has a bulletin board that often has cool branier things for farang. Also check Alliance Francaise and Goethe Institute, as well as the American Embassy for events. Forensic Path is probably the most visited. I regularly went to a smaller student gallery whose name I can't remember right now near KSR whose entrance was opposite the huge bus circle / kite flying oval.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I GOT YOU COVERED BRO

Congdon Anatomical Museum

Pixelante
Mar 16, 2006

You people will by God act like a team, or at least like people who know each other, or I'll incinerate the bunch of you here and now.

ReindeerF posted:

that thing is across from MBK (Bangkok Museum of Metropolitan Art or something?) with the giant black booby statue.

It was pretty cool when I went. Lots of interactive art and weird things that were fun to play with. One room had objects that you could move around to change an image. Another had a smaller black room with hundreds of whispering voices. My favourite was the bit at the start which was about a dozen metronomes programmed to sync up, but you could just touch a pendulum and gently caress the whole thing up, then watch it right itself. One of the other favourites was a pitch dark room with a toy train carrying a bright light following a route through things that cast incredible and surreal shadows on the walls. There are also several small shops and cafes in there. I think it was free, too.

Also, it being SEA, you can park someone in a massage place for an hour foot rub for like $6.

Pixelante fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Apr 16, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
40 years ago today the Khmer Rouge marched into Phnom Phen and the fate of over a million Cambodians, nearly 20% of the population, was all but sealed. Here's a retrospective from the PP Post:

http://m.phnompenhpost.com/national/citys-fall

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



wait... i thought Soi Cowboy was the national museum of Bangkok.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

The Saddest Rhino posted:

wait... i thought Soi Cowboy was the national museum of Bangkok.
No, it's just a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq9bv7fvPUo

"I'm a model Jim, not a dancer!"

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.


Crazy dances for the club is a Thai thing on YouTube right now. People were sending me videos with countdowns of silly dances recently that match what they are doing.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
The National Museum does free tours on Wednesday mornings given by volunteers, which is understandably hit and miss. There are definitely some cool bits, though.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Chantilly Say posted:

The National Museum does free tours on Wednesday mornings given by volunteers, which is understandably hit and miss. There are definitely some cool bits, though.

Beats going by yourself

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Do they still have that corny, well-intentioned, but ultimately annoying movie at the beginning that spends five minutes making fun of modern, young Thai people?

Tytan
Sep 17, 2011

u wot m8?

Ah Youtube

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It's a tired old joke but those particular girls are awfully busty to be actual unaugmented Thai girls.

raton fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Apr 18, 2015

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

ReindeerF posted:

Do they still have that corny, well-intentioned, but ultimately annoying movie at the beginning that spends five minutes making fun of modern, young Thai people?

No, but I got a very chipper tour from a Californian retired high school art teacher who went on at length about qigong and tantric sex and kept touching all the artifacts.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro
Choreography has a long way to go here for sure. Singing too. There are various reasons for this that make a lot of sense from what I can gather, but it is what it is, heh.

Chantilly Say posted:

No, but I got a very chipper tour from a Californian retired high school art teacher who went on at length about qigong and tantric sex and kept touching all the artifacts.
Ohh, that's where that guy was? Got it.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
My friend sent me a message saying her car is at Toyota getting fixed. It turns out she reversed into another car while not drunk.

This same person's father cannot walk properly because of getting hit by a drunk driver.

So firstly, facepalm, and secondly, I should find someone else to a get a lift from the airport.

Someone in Thailand needs to instill social stigma into drink driving.

Pixelante
Mar 16, 2006

You people will by God act like a team, or at least like people who know each other, or I'll incinerate the bunch of you here and now.

Sheep-Goats posted:

It's a tired old joke but those particular girls are awfully busty to be actual unaugmented Thai girls.

Having once shopped for bras in Bangkok as a busty white woman, I can tell you that 99.9% of the bras available at Central are padded to the point where they could probably take a bullet.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
People get super upset about having small boobs to the extent it affects their confidence. It really kind of sucks. And it's easier to change your body than society's attitudes. The fake boobs industry is going to have a great time in developing Asian markets picking up where the wonderbra people left off. Korea is just the start.

E: post sounds a bit snarky, I haven't had coffee yet. Woke up at 6.30 because it's going to be 39 degrees today in Chiang mai.

Negligent fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 19, 2015

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Riding a scooter up a mountain: not the best thing in hot weather

E: actually nvm passed a guy riding a unicycle I am just a big spoiled baby

Negligent fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 19, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pixelante posted:

Having once shopped for bras in Bangkok as a busty white woman, I can tell you that 99.9% of the bras available at Central are padded to the point where they could probably take a bullet.

There was some kind of art show I saw advertised in Bangkok once, or maybe it was a short film or something, but the English title was Thai Girls Have No Tits. It was by a Thai tom if I remember correctly but obviously putting "Thai Girls Have No Tits" into Google just gives a bunch of porn results.

Pixelante
Mar 16, 2006

You people will by God act like a team, or at least like people who know each other, or I'll incinerate the bunch of you here and now.

Sheep-Goats posted:

There was some kind of art show I saw advertised in Bangkok once, or maybe it was a short film or something, but the English title was Thai Girls Have No Tits. It was by a Thai tom if I remember correctly but obviously putting "Thai Girls Have No Tits" into Google just gives a bunch of porn results.

Yeah, well Thai chicks can jog without a bra made of a mithril and adamantium while us chubby bitches get to buy $70 bras.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Okay, but have you ever seen a Thai woman out for a jog?!

Negligent posted:

Riding a scooter up a mountain: not the best thing in hot weather

E: actually nvm passed a guy riding a unicycle I am just a big spoiled baby

Hope you flipped him off.

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