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purple death ray posted:Das Bus and Principal and the Pauper both have exactly one funny joke, which are Otto yelling "Zeppelin rules!" as he's being sucked underwater, and "Can I borrow your copy of Swank, Armin?" Principal and the Pauper gains a bit in the German sub because it's not just "torture" Judge Snyder threatens, but "torture to the blood".
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We all agree that the Simpsons used to be good and eventually stopped being good. Let's please not have the derail about when specifically it happened.
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frankenfreak posted:Das Bus has the epilogue of "Eventually they were rescued by, uh... let's say Moe." Eh I like that kind of meta humor but the Simpsons goes to that well a lot and honestly rather than tell jokes about how the writing is bad and lazy, at some point you actually have to stop being bad and lazy if you want people to laugh.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:
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# ? Sep 13, 2018 20:23 |
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frankenfreak posted:Das Bus has the epilogue of "Eventually they were rescued by, uh... let's say Moe." I think "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's" has got to be my favorite huge slam out of nowhere.
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Ah Pook posted:"cums for the poor, sir, cums for the poor" whimpered the orphan, holding out her empty sock. Ebenezer Spooge reached into his pocket, and felt it full of warm semen. he smiled at the young girl, and held out a handful of the glistening baby batter for her to see. "would you like some, little lamb?" he asked. her eyes twinkled, and she nodded so vigorously her whole body bounced. Ebenezer quickly pulled his hand back to his face, and greedily lapped up the sticky glob. "then you shall have to earn it," he sneered, "just as i did." as he walked away, her quiet sobs were just as satisfying as the sensation of thick, bleachy jizz coating his mouth and throat
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rodbeard posted:I think "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's" has got to be my favorite huge slam out of nowhere. I still use it to this day when I'm hungry, sometimes. but I never actually eat at Arby's
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morallyobjected posted:I still use it to this day when I'm hungry, sometimes. I like Arby's and took offense at this. drat ivory tower elitists can eat at white castle up in Capitol City all they want
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syscall girl posted:I like Arby's and took offense at this. drat ivory tower elitists can eat at white castle up in Capitol City all they want The Onion's shot at them is still one of my favourites, too. we used to be living in a heyday of Arby's slams
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 00:58 |
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morallyobjected posted:I still use it to this day when I'm hungry, sometimes. But they're so #relatable, nothing makes me want to eat overpriced lovely sandwiches more than some guy on twitter cutting That Thing You Like out of Arby's boxes and posting it on Twitter.
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Neo Rasa posted:ONCE YOU BEAT THE CAPRA DEMON AND
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morallyobjected posted:The Onion's shot at them is still one of my favourites, too. we used to be living in a heyday of Arby's slams I learned the other day that you actually can ask them to just sell you the roast beef by itself so this article is closer to the truth than you think.
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fruit on the bottom posted:What have I become
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 06:17 |
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Fruit-boots is the best at that game.
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tactlessbastard posted:Sigh. I hope my daughters are lesbians. Blade Runner posted:Did you mean to post this or search it on Pornhub
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Grouchio posted:He's talking of when the Iroquois basically went and demolished/massacred all of their native opponents from Ontario to the Ohio Valley to the point of threatening New France directly. Uglycat posted:I've collected an oral account of the events; no idea just how accurate they are, it's more of a 'pre-history' thing...
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infernal machines posted:are we supposed to counsel against self harm in here? Schadenboner posted:We read your posts so clearly avoiding self-harm isn’t a high priority?
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:44 |
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Context: in his daily newspaper strip, Spider-man is a bumbling idiot who gets constantly knocked out, most often by getting some sort of debris to the head (like a brick). In the storyline he's currently in an abandoned theatre with Iron Fist, trying to prevent Kingpin and Golden Claw from killing all mob bosses in the city.David D. Davidson posted:Not quite, where's the brick?
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 12:49 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:Attn: Carolina Hurricane Goons
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 05:50 |
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SLOSifl posted:If you stare at this like a magic eye picture you can hear the COPS theme song
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 12:45 |
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Merkin' for merkins
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 17:43 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:"you cannot name a team for a frequent regional natural disaster" lectures whiny man to team that willingly named itself for a string of hurricanes that hit the Carolinas in 1996 and 1997 Goon Danton posted:Embrace it, name every hockey team after the things that kill people there. The Pittsburgh Opiates, the LA Wildfires, the Colorado Avalanche, etc. Hodgepodge posted:The New York Jets...
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Strong finisher
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sebmojo posted:Strong finisher No kidding. I like tracing back into threads like that and seeing how many times dude was empty quoted.
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Burt Sexual posted:No kidding. I like tracing back into threads like that and seeing how many times dude was empty quoted. Lol I also do that all the time
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 00:42 |
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I forget who made that cartoon way back in the day that did that joke. Think it was The Chicago Fire, some other team, and then the NY Jets with the guy spitting his food everywhere.
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Guy Mann posted:But they're so #relatable, nothing makes me want to eat overpriced lovely sandwiches more than some guy on twitter cutting That Thing You Like out of Arby's boxes and posting it on Twitter. I enjoy that guys work and then i don't eat Arby's Try enjoying things
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Solice Kirsk posted:I forget who made that cartoon way back in the day that did that joke. Think it was The Chicago Fire, some other team, and then the NY Jets with the guy spitting his food everywhere. we can date just how old the joke is by analyzing the meme format originally used checks out to be 8 years or so old
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elmer chud posted:The incest trend in pornography is destroying multiple generations. Milo and POTUS posted:i blame got. For many things, actually. Solice Kirsk posted:Oh absolutely. And then every other premium show wrote in an invest plot. Sponge Baathist posted:I blame mad men, mad money, and shark tank.
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Phthisis posted:we can date just how old the joke is by analyzing the meme format originally used is this a Lego Robot comic?
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Luvcow posted:the reality of who still buys abercrombie and fitch clothing StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:This guy's just being shown a picture of someone in a well-tailored suit.
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Oh! It's that time of year again!
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zoux posted:Normal and clean, OK is what they mean
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burial posted:Fruit-boots is the best at that game. So my question is which version you heard it as, because I was definitely thinking of Johnny Cash at the time.
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fruit on the bottom posted:So my question is which version you heard it as, because I was definitely thinking of Johnny Cash at the time. Oh- oh no. (but yeah, I guess that does make more sense in some way that I can’t put any fingers on.)
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fruit on the bottom posted:So my question is which version you heard it as, because I was definitely thinking of Johnny Cash at the time. the Nine Inch Nails version, am I still allowed to be moved
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burial posted:Oh- Not to dissect the joke too much, but I think it’s the mismatch in tone. The NIN nails song is full of pain and angst, but Cash’s cover is wearier, an old man coming to the end of his life. So to me not only is that more fitting considering the Lama’s age, it’s also infinitely funnier because it’s about boobs.
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china bot posted:the Nine Inch Nails version, am I still allowed to be moved Death of the author
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