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a baby anime
Aug 14, 2010

by Ozma

Cobweb Heart posted:

This person? Autistic sex maniac who lives in a cave.

Ideally, there are not enough mentally instable women in caves with blogs for me to answer this request incorrectly. :gonk:

Goddamn that rules.

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DaWolfey
Oct 25, 2003

College Slice
I am looking for an artist who specialised in defacing other peoples paintings, usually religious ones. He would turn nuns into devils or lizards and draw red crosses over everything. I'm going back a long way here, perhaps 15 years or more.

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




Nevermind.

Soysaucebeast fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Oct 24, 2010

Hydrogen Oxide
Jan 16, 2006
H2Woah

Anony Mouse posted:

Awful Fantasy 3. The links on SA itself seem to be dead, and everything on Google is dead too. Where can I find it?

I uploaded it here http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PUCTUIE5
Really need to finish this, pretty good game.

best friend massage
Sep 12, 2010

Cobweb Heart posted:

This person? Autistic sex maniac who lives in a cave.

Ideally, there are not enough mentally instable women in caves with blogs for me to answer this request incorrectly. :gonk:

Well, I know what I'M going to be looking at for the rest of the night.

It is completely consensual

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Cobweb Heart posted:

This person? Autistic sex maniac who lives in a cave.

Ideally, there are not enough mentally instable women in caves with blogs for me to answer this request incorrectly. :gonk:

That's it, thanks! I was disappointed when I realized I never bookmarked it because she's so drat weird.

bartlebee
Nov 5, 2008
I remember reading through this thread twice and never asking, so I hope I haven't missed this: there was a thread a goon posted about being a criminal from like, fourteen or fifteen, and how he organized a group of kids into a crime ring. They would case neighborhoods together, and sometimes someone random would find their way into the group and screw poo poo up. During one of these adventures they robbed a truck and he almost got caught. He even mentioned that during runs where they got jack poo poo, he would bust in a window and steal pocket change because he was in a lovely mood. I've actually tried searching several times and I was unable to find the thread. Many thanks in advance.

Error 404
Jul 17, 2009


MAGE CURES PLOT

bartlebee posted:

I remember reading through this thread twice and never asking, so I hope I haven't missed this: there was a thread a goon posted about being a criminal from like, fourteen or fifteen, and how he organized a group of kids into a crime ring. They would case neighborhoods together, and sometimes someone random would find their way into the group and screw poo poo up. During one of these adventures they robbed a truck and he almost got caught. He even mentioned that during runs where they got jack poo poo, he would bust in a window and steal pocket change because he was in a lovely mood. I've actually tried searching several times and I was unable to find the thread. Many thanks in advance.

The goon was EDGECRUSHER, and it was a thread in E/N. Don't feel like searching though.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

bartlebee posted:

I remember reading through this thread twice and never asking, so I hope I haven't missed this: there was a thread a goon posted about being a criminal from like, fourteen or fifteen, and how he organized a group of kids into a crime ring.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2992082? Haven't read it, but it's EDGECRUSHER and it's about stealing.

bartlebee
Nov 5, 2008
That's it. Thanks! I could not find it for the life of me.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.
I was about to post that kids won't know about http://astalavista.box.sk/, but holy poo poo, it's still up! Man, that's a blast from the past.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I Am a Keg. posted:

I'm looking for the ytmnd of the goon on GBS FM fighting with his dad about turning off the microphone... Searched ytmnd but can't find it.

An mp3 is also fine if anybody has one.

This one is the classic version with the Spanish Flea interlude.

http://givemethefuckingmic.ytmnd.com/

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007

modeski posted:

I was about to post that kids won't know about http://astalavista.box.sk/, but holy poo poo, it's still up! Man, that's a blast from the past.

I miss anon.penet.fi :(

Ragtimey
May 6, 2009
This one shouldn't be too hard, but I can't seem to find it.

Basically this one guy went around to a bunch of sites with this script for a Zelda movie and claimed he was going to have Hollywood actors and all sorts of ridiculous stuff. Eventually some people on a forum got so fed up with the guy that they actually made a full movie. It had Link, Zelda, Majora's Mask, and a really well animated Ganon in it. Does anyone know what that movie is called? It isn't that old I believe. I saw I a few years ago.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
You are undoubtedly talking about Joe_Cracker's The Light of Courage:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

The whole, insane lead-up was recorded here for our enjoyment and/or pain.

Also, Joe_Cracker himself (or at least a sufficiently convincing doppelganger) was in fact a member of our delightful forums.

Ragtimey
May 6, 2009
Oh man, that's the one. Thanks so much! :)

schzim
May 24, 2006
tl;dr
I've been looking for a while for a site I remember that just showed a series of cute animal pictures. I recall its url was something about not being sad or becoming happy or something like this and I remember the url structure had /### at the end so you could link specific ones.

The site was remarkably plain and effective but I can't for the life of me remember the url. Google has not helped either :-/

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

schzim posted:

I've been looking for a while for a site I remember that just showed a series of cute animal pictures. I recall its url was something about not being sad or becoming happy or something like this and I remember the url structure had /### at the end so you could link specific ones.

The site was remarkably plain and effective but I can't for the life of me remember the url. Google has not helped either :-/

That wouldn't be http://imreallysad.com/, would it?

Philo
Jul 18, 2007
This is no game. This is no fun. Your life is flame. Your time is come.
Okay, so I saw this music video on youtube a couple of years ago and it has haunted me ever since. It started out with what looked like 2D paper cutouts of a mom and kid on some landscape, but the mom was stolen by some type of monster or something. After that it got really trippy and 3D, I strongly remember the kid riding on something that looked like a giant walking turnip that had a mouth, but not much more than that.

Hopefully someone will know what I'm talking about.

Wojtek
Oct 17, 2008
I used to have this CD-ROM with like 70 games on it (several scorched earth variants, ski free, a very fun magic wand game, and...)

Does anyone remember this crazy horror RPG DOS game? You could go around and pick up matches and other poo poo but we could never figure out what to do but eventually we'd go into the bathroom and there would sometimes be a bloody dead body in the bathtub and my sister would cry and we'd have to quit.

Also the previously mentioned magic wand game...you would be able to steal the pattern (ladders, steel blocks, bricks?) and turn other non-metal blocks into them. All the while you'd be chased around by some really colorful crabs.

edit: here is the magic wand game: http://www.dosgames.com/ss.php?filename=fgodmom.gif

Wojtek fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Oct 26, 2010

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
There was some RPG-esque thing that you'd download and just run in the background on your computer and it would progress by itself. All you did was maybe choose a name and start it. Anyone know the name/source?

a 5 year old meme
May 7, 2008

Not creepy at all.
Grimey Drawer

Elysiume posted:

There was some RPG-esque thing that you'd download and just run in the background on your computer and it would progress by itself. All you did was maybe choose a name and start it. Anyone know the name/source?

NPC Quest, maybe?

Source of Happyness
Mar 2, 2007

you should come outside sometime, it is great out here

Elysiume posted:

There was some RPG-esque thing that you'd download and just run in the background on your computer and it would progress by itself. All you did was maybe choose a name and start it. Anyone know the name/source?

Sounds like Progress Quest
http://progressquest.com/

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

About two years ago, a guy posted an Ask/Tell thread about dying, saying he'd be dead in five months. Surely the dude is dead now, and I'm wondering if anyone has that link handy.

Doodlebug
Apr 23, 2007

imma doodlebug
I'm looking for a music video for a product called "Veint" (I can not remember how to spell it, could be Veindt, Vint, etc.)

Veint is a body butter.

It starts off with two guys in a car talking about how Veint is really blowing up. The dialog goes like

Man #1 - Man this veint stuff is really blowing up, seems like everyone wants veint.
Man #2 - I think we need to take Veint to the next level.
Man #1 - I'm from motown!
Man #2 - And I'm from Saint Louis!

Then the music video begins, a soulful song about Veint Life. A rapper shows up midway through and raps about it. It looks very low budget and goes on for way too long but it really makes me happy and I can not find it. Help!

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Source of Happyness posted:

Sounds like Progress Quest
http://progressquest.com/
That was it! Thanks!

YouDummy
Jun 24, 2005

LankyIndjun posted:

About two years ago, a guy posted an Ask/Tell thread about dying, saying he'd be dead in five months. Surely the dude is dead now, and I'm wondering if anyone has that link handy.

Don't have the link handy, but the Goon was Nobody Home, and he did indeed die:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=100536
http://www.conkerrcancer.org/

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe

torjus posted:

Don't know what you're talking about, but maybe you can find it on textfiles.com or defacto2.net?

Yep, found it on Defacto2.net. It was called The Game Review. Thanks!

Buh
May 17, 2008

Wojtek posted:

I used to have this CD-ROM with like 70 games on it (several scorched earth variants, ski free, a very fun magic wand game, and...)

Does anyone remember this crazy horror RPG DOS game? You could go around and pick up matches and other poo poo but we could never figure out what to do but eventually we'd go into the bathroom and there would sometimes be a bloody dead body in the bathtub and my sister would cry and we'd have to quit.http://www.dosgames.com/ss.php?filename=fgodmom.gif

Last Half of Darkness? It had a very crappy digitised voice at the start saying 'welcome to the last half of darkness'. It was set in a creepy, empty house, and you had to poke around in the empty rooms - cleaning a painting to open a secret door and stuff. I don't remember the bathtub body but I did get eaten by the vampire girls every time. Aurgh!

Buh fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Oct 27, 2010

A Squid Squad
Jul 15, 2007
Sqoosh

Doodlebug posted:

I'm looking for a music video for a product called "Veint" (I can not remember how to spell it, could be Veindt, Vint, etc.)

Veint is a body butter.

It starts off with two guys in a car talking about how Veint is really blowing up. The dialog goes like

Man #1 - Man this veint stuff is really blowing up, seems like everyone wants veint.
Man #2 - I think we need to take Veint to the next level.
Man #1 - I'm from motown!
Man #2 - And I'm from Saint Louis!

Then the music video begins, a soulful song about Veint Life. A rapper shows up midway through and raps about it. It looks very low budget and goes on for way too long but it really makes me happy and I can not find it. Help!

Hey doodle, I always loved that vid

Lets take Vynt to the next level:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJUATDV1-x0

Doodlebug
Apr 23, 2007

imma doodlebug

A Squid Squad posted:

Hey doodle, I always loved that vid

Lets take Vynt to the next level:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJUATDV1-x0

TY TY TY TY TY TY Vynt is the way of life you know it

WeirdAlFanIam
Sep 21, 2004
I had to suck Shakra's dick before he bought me
I have been looking for this video forever, and considering how crazy the subject matter is I would think it would be easier to find.

I saw it on youtube a couple years ago and it was about how some scientist had created software that would take low resolution video and high resolution stills and combine them to create high resolution video. It did so automatically with 2d stills and video, no freaky 3d poo poo. The software also allows you to 'see through' people that are in the frame as well, provided you took stills without them being in it.

Thanks in advance to anyone who can find this, I've been searching for it all morning.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007

WeirdAlFanIam posted:

I have been looking for this video forever, and considering how crazy the subject matter is I would think it would be easier to find.

I saw it on youtube a couple years ago and it was about how some scientist had created software that would take low resolution video and high resolution stills and combine them to create high resolution video. It did so automatically with 2d stills and video, no freaky 3d poo poo. The software also allows you to 'see through' people that are in the frame as well, provided you took stills without them being in it.

Thanks in advance to anyone who can find this, I've been searching for it all morning.

This?

http://grail.cs.washington.edu/projects/videoenhancement/videoEnhancement.htm

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed
I am looking for an archive of all the stories on lowbrow.com from before they went private and then offline.

WeirdAlFanIam
Sep 21, 2004
I had to suck Shakra's dick before he bought me
Oh SNAP Sizzlechest, that's it! Thanks.

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.
I'm rather hopelessly looking for a science fiction short story. It's about a man who constructed a penteract, looked inside and saw a tiny world, and immediately had his eye shot out. In retaliation he grabs a hot poker from his fireplace and stabs the penteract with it. Days later a phenomenon appears in the sky resembling a giant eye, to which the military responds by firing a missile at it. And the story ends with the sky being blotted out by a slowly descending hot poker.

It's been like twelve years since I've read this story and I'm driving ymself crazy trying to find it again. Anyone have an idea whats it's called?

Ninja edit: It might have been a tesseract he constructed but can't find any real results with either search term.

Buh
May 17, 2008

Lonely Rolling Star posted:

I'm rather hopelessly looking for a science fiction short story. It's about a man who constructed a penteract, looked inside and saw a tiny world, and immediately had his eye shot out. In retaliation he grabs a hot poker from his fireplace and stabs the penteract with it. Days later a phenomenon appears in the sky resembling a giant eye, to which the military responds by firing a missile at it. And the story ends with the sky being blotted out by a slowly descending hot poker.

It's been like twelve years since I've read this story and I'm driving ymself crazy trying to find it again. Anyone have an idea whats it's called?

Ninja edit: It might have been a tesseract he constructed but can't find any real results with either search term.

If it helps, this sounds very much like the inspiration for The Simspons: Treehouse of Horror VII (the one where Lisa grows a miniature world on a tooth). Can't find any sites that draw the parallel, though.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007
There's also this short animated film that's similar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1lwFgSAnw

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Lonely Rolling Star posted:

I'm rather hopelessly looking for a science fiction short story. It's about a man who constructed a penteract, looked inside and saw a tiny world, and immediately had his eye shot out. In retaliation he grabs a hot poker from his fireplace and stabs the penteract with it. Days later a phenomenon appears in the sky resembling a giant eye, to which the military responds by firing a missile at it. And the story ends with the sky being blotted out by a slowly descending hot poker.

It's been like twelve years since I've read this story and I'm driving ymself crazy trying to find it again. Anyone have an idea whats it's called?

Ninja edit: It might have been a tesseract he constructed but can't find any real results with either search term.

I know this short story and I have it in an anthology. Unfortunately the anthology got borrowed by a friend so I can't look up which story it is, but it's one of these:
http://www.iblist.com/book7583.htm

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Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.

InediblePenguin posted:

I know this short story and I have it in an anthology. Unfortunately the anthology got borrowed by a friend so I can't look up which story it is, but it's one of these:
http://www.iblist.com/book7583.htm

The story Peeping Tommy actually does sound familiar, even though a Google search only leads to that same page as well as the author's wiki entry. No info on the story proper of course, but I'll see if I can't find the anthology at the library.

Thanks for the help guys!

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