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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

My favorite part is when it briefly stands atop the gate before leaning forward to complete the maneuver.

# ? Jul 9, 2019 21:00

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MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1148658929083265024?s=19

# ? Jul 9, 2019 22:08

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

Negrostrike posted:

Wow what a nice bunch of good tweets good fuckin job everyone

https://twitter.com/itsdaneesaur/status/1146564064610529280?s=19

https://twitter.com/yamakei_4034/status/1146721156616994817?s=19

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

https://twitter.com/bigbird__19/status/1147650389719883776?s=19

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:25

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

grittyreboot posted:

https://twitter.com/yamakei_4034/status/1146721156616994817?s=19

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:51

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1148658929083265024?s=19

https://twitter.com/broque_monsieur/status/1148662947947974656

"The Talented Mr Epstein"? interesting reference vanity fair

# ? Jul 10, 2019 03:57

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

https://twitter.com/hels/status/1147329393234206722

# ? Jul 10, 2019 06:30

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/rylrat/status/1148293730300026880

https://twitter.com/KatMead04/status/938753536082563073

Unrelated:
https://twitter.com/RepBeatty/status/1148641212087361536

# ? Jul 10, 2019 11:26

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Katt posted:

Wasn't the Boston tea party just a bunch of rich tea smugglers who got angry because the Brits were lowering the tax on tea and so biting into their profits?

Yeah I know there was that paper tax too but that had been repelled at that point.

It was about the East India Company being exempted from taxes on tea. It'd be like if the government randomly decided to subsidize Walmart.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 13:32

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It was about the East India Company being exempted from taxes on tea. It'd be like if the government randomly decided to subsidize Walmart.

Instead of effectively subsidizing it through foodstamps and corporate tax breaks, you mean?

# ? Jul 10, 2019 13:33

Katt: Nov 14, 2017

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It was about the East India Company being exempted from taxes on tea. It'd be like if the government randomly decided to subsidize Walmart.

The tax was 6% and 95% of US tea imports wasn't subject to it.

Let me get my rifle. Time to spill my blood to stop this travesty.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 13:37

nankeen: Mar 20, 2019; by Cyrano4747

that woman is lying. fat clouds are essential to radicality

# ? Jul 10, 2019 14:24

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/shepprd2/status/1148449333852831744

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1148645251768299520

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:23 on Jul 10, 2019

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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1148645251768299520

# ? Jul 10, 2019 15:45

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/rylrat/status/1148293730300026880

https://twitter.com/ninaoyama/status/1084357877253300227?s=20

# ? Jul 10, 2019 16:57

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/SecretCommando/status/1146045988869509120

# ? Jul 10, 2019 17:21

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

Dareon posted:

Unrelated:
https://twitter.com/RepBeatty/status/1148641212087361536

This really sounds like they're advocating for teens' right to commit suicide.

# ? Jul 10, 2019 18:19

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/samuelsaulsbury/status/1148795870571302917?s=21

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/sixfootcandy/status/1148668315025305600?s=21

# ? Jul 10, 2019 19:51

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/badsandwich/status/1148732663647395841

# ? Jul 11, 2019 01:59

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

El Gallinero Gros posted:

https://twitter.com/badsandwich/status/1148732663647395841

literally drinking out of a public toilet to own the libs

The future is dumb

# ? Jul 11, 2019 02:04

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/842013507717586944?s=19

# ? Jul 11, 2019 02:06

bare bottom pancakes: Sep 3, 2015; Production: Complete

https://twitter.com/eliyudin/status/1148982337012731910

# ? Jul 11, 2019 05:00

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Bertrand Hustle posted:

literally drinking out of a public toilet to own the libs

The future is dumb

So that's what Shooter McGavin ended up doing after he lost that golf tournament

# ? Jul 11, 2019 08:36

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/SecretCommando/status/1146045988869509120

I don't get it.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 09:08

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

rodbeard posted:

I don't get it.

It�s a bit from I Think You Should Leave, on Netflix

# ? Jul 11, 2019 10:58

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

https://youtu.be/mzReEcDjmlY

# ? Jul 11, 2019 11:37

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

That was awful.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 12:00

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

rodbeard posted:

That was awful.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 12:11

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/guyfieri/status/1149059631743938561?s=21

# ? Jul 11, 2019 14:51

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/guyfieri/status/1149059631743938561?s=21

https://twitter.com/nbcsvu/status/1149087305509924865

https://twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1149092229618819072

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Katt: Nov 14, 2017

https://twitter.com/Glennfinito/status/1148897352712953856

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:35

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Technically the listing only said it was bottled while she was in the bath.

# ? Jul 11, 2019 16:54

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/drewisgooden/status/1149028915899330560

https://twitter.com/drewisgooden/status/1149036188591775744

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:06

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/drewisgooden/status/1149028915899330560

https://twitter.com/drewisgooden/status/1149036188591775744

I was a little taken aback at first because I thought that was former NBA player Drew Gooden until I took a look at their profile

Not that NBA Drew's not allowed to be funny, just never seen him be funny on twitter

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Jul 11, 2019

# ? Jul 11, 2019 17:35

Danaru: Jun 5, 2012; 何 ??

https://twitter.com/andyaml/status/1149373332443160576

# ? Jul 11, 2019 18:44

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade/status/1149125641914245120

# ? Jul 11, 2019 21:36

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/extremelysquid/status/1149386461051072512?s=21

# ? Jul 12, 2019 00:38

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

MAGA vs cryptocurrency fight!
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1149472282584072192?s=21

# ? Jul 12, 2019 01:30

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Captainsalami: Apr 16, 2010; I told you you'd pay!

Oh God the replies.

# ? Jul 12, 2019 01:39

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