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flosofl posted:Because the padding is to protect the hands, not the skulls. Gloves make punches worse for the person being hit, not better. Opinions are highly divided on this matter. While headgear will absorbe some of the impact and reduce the amount of cuts, it will also make your head heavier (which adds more intertia to a brain bouncing around inside the cranium), a bigger target, and reduce vision (which makes it harder to dodge incoming blows). The actual benefits from headgear when placed on actual, fighting humans (as opposed to dummies in a laboratory) are debatable. Starting in Rio, Olympic boxing will no longer include headgear, at least for male boxers.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 08:52 |
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Outrail posted:Jesus loving Christ. " Some dumbass is planning on shooting people with a paint gun, better charge him with being a terrorist".
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 09:42 |
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I was pulled over this morning for a random drink driving test, and I asked the cop how many people he pulls over for using their phones playing Pokemon Go. He laughed and said our national debt would be paid back in no time due to the amount of tickets written.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 10:10 |
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The sound of a skull caving in. https://twitter.com/KOKINGS4/status/754757196894859264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 10:16 |
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Count Uvula posted:Guessing the charge is based on how they modified their paintball guns (or how the police assumed they did). If they're modified to look like real guns or to fire like ball bearings then terroristic threat is probably about right Wouldn't even have to be modified, just firing paintballs is bad enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXeMontXSTI
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 10:36 |
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Aramoro posted:Wouldn't even have to be modified, just firing paintballs is bad enough I remember watching this as it aired on TV thinking "there's no way those two girls would've ever been able to shoot that accurately!"
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 10:54 |
MisterBibs posted:It was a Portillo's hotdog, a hotdog I hadn't had in forever, and I was cognizant not to take too big of bites since its happened before... since, ya know, I didn't want to have to go to the hospital. I would buy a plane ticket for a Portillo's. Sorry for your lots. And, uh, good luck
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:36 |
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Aramoro posted:Wouldn't even have to be modified, just firing paintballs is bad enough Being only a small and stupid child when this was aired (as opposed to being large and stupid now) this scared the poo poo out of me and made me terrified of paint balling. Eventually someone wanted to do it for a birthday and the embarrassment of pussying out was slightly greater than my fear of getting PJ'd. So I went a long and really enjoyed it but holy poo poo I wouldn't remove my mask until I was positive I was out the other side of the gun repository and checked that no one had smuggled one out.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:41 |
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Aramoro posted:Wouldn't even have to be modified, just firing paintballs is bad enough
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:43 |
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Say Nothing posted:The sound of a skull caving in. Holy poo poo that noise. It sounds like those over the top foley effects they use in action movies to give every punch an audible Smack, and it's loud enough to be heard clearly over the shouting audience. drat.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:49 |
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Parts Kit posted:In addition to being able to blind you they do tend to leave some good sized welts and bruises, and that's even when some jackass doesn't decide to crank up their gun's velocity just to be a
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 13:16 |
MisterBibs posted:It was a Portillo's hotdog, a hotdog I hadn't had in forever, and I was cognizant not to take too big of bites since its happened before... since, ya know, I didn't want to have to go to the hospital. Okay, is choking on hot dogs really a common thing once you leave preschool? I've never encountered this even as a kid.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 13:46 |
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Parts Kit posted:In addition to being able to blind you they do tend to leave some good sized welts and bruises, and that's even when some jackass doesn't decide to crank up their gun's velocity just to be a dick. The last time I went paintballing my friend got shot in the neck and it broke the skin. Took months for the welt and broken skin to heal.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 13:59 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Okay, is choking on hot dogs really a common thing once you leave preschool? I've never encountered this even as a kid. If we think really hard about it we may be able to come up with a theory why these goons are getting overexcited when a big red meat tube is thrust into their face and causes them to lose control and immediately ram it down their throats
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:00 |
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Apparently we're supposed to tell you to stick your guns up your arse again?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:25 |
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Terrorism is the use or threat of violence against a civilian population to effect a change in political, economic, or foreign policy or to otherwise alter behavior. So threatening random people for playing pokemon with violence is p much terrorism.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:30 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If we think really hard about it we may be able to come up with a theory why these goons are getting overexcited when a big red meat tube is thrust into their face and causes them to lose control and immediately ram it down their throats I was just gonna say chewing is hard, but your answer is better.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:42 |
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Jastiger posted:Terrorism is the use or threat of violence against a civilian population to effect a change in political, economic, or foreign policy or to otherwise alter behavior. If you want then to change their behavior and stop playing Pokemon, yes.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:45 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Okay, is choking on hot dogs really a common thing once you leave preschool? I've never encountered this even as a kid. Only when eaten LA Beast style.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:29 |
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baquerd posted:Only when eaten LA Beast style. Washed down with Crystal Pepsi?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 15:44 |
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Aramoro posted:The last time I went paintballing my friend got shot in the neck and it broke the skin. Took months for the welt and broken skin to heal. Your friend's immune system is awful.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:26 |
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88h88 posted:Your friend's immune system is awful. Really really bad. I had to super glue a knife cut shut on my palm that kept reoppening every couple of days and that thing healed in like 2 weeks.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:39 |
Couldn't it also be the prosecutor deliberately overcharging him to pressure him to "plead down" to the charge they actually wanted in the first place?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:42 |
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http://i.imgur.com/bQVEFSL.gifv
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:45 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:53 |
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Almost seems too perfect.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:12 |
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Canuckistan posted:Almost seems too perfect. That's the thing about synthetic shappenfroofy--it looks real, but feels fake, man
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:24 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:That's the thing about synthetic shappenfroofy--it looks real, but feels fake, man I mean, really, who fishes in heels?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:36 |
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Azhais posted:I mean, really, who fishes in heels? If it's a reel clip I'd say some guys girlfriend wanted to see what all the fuss was about and came fishing with him. "Can I have a go?" followed by getting bored and the phone comes out and the rest just plays out.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:41 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:That's the thing about synthetic shappenfroofy--it looks real, but feels fake, man Ugh it's so loving annoying when you assholes make up these stupid words for schundenfraffen.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:00 |
burexas.irom posted:Ugh it's so loving annoying when you assholes make up these stupid words for schundenfraffen. WOT DID YEH SAY YEH WANTED TO DO TO ME MOTHER, YA FJÄRNSKAGGLE?!
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:07 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Really really bad. I had to super glue a knife cut shut on my palm that kept reoppening every couple of days and that thing healed in like 2 weeks. Is it really necessary to do this? There's got to be much more convenient places to cut yourself if you're making a pact or showing resolve.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:29 |
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Nothing shows blood-brotherliness than seriously inconveniencing yourself for a couple of weeks.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 19:59 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If we think really hard about it we may be able to come up with a theory why these goons are getting overexcited when a big red meat tube is thrust into their face and causes them to lose control and immediately ram it down their throats It's true, that sort of injury is common among millennial goons. Older goons are more prone to accidents involving funneling hot tar up their asses with a road cone.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:31 |
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It was actually a blood vendetta oath. But yeah, looking back on it the two weeks of seeping hand wound wasn't worth it since I poo poo on the dude's hood later that same night. Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20 and all that.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:32 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:
Someone post ABunchOfNumbers' (backpanther) story. That is some prime schadenfreude.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I poo poo on the dude's hood later that same night. Automobile or clothing?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:44 |
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Rabble posted:A nice little bit of shaden from the Facebook GBS thread. The schadenfreude just got better. https://twitter.com/kgbt/status/754443147648786434 posted:Police arrest Palmview sex offender who threatened Pokémon Go players on Facebook How the gently caress do I embed tweets? there's nothing in the BBCode help about it, and googling around for it didn't help either. More Schadenfreude content: Somewhat : First bullfighter to die in this decade in the ring. e: in 30 years! And 100% Liveleak link grand_danois has a new favorite as of 21:15 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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skander posted:Automobile or clothing? Neighborhood.
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grand_danois posted:Somewhat : First bullfighter to die in this decade in the ring. TBH, I'm super surprised that this is the first in 30 years. I figured injury was more common than outright death, but I thought there would have been maybe a dozen over that amount of time.
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