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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Barudak posted:

European Train Simulator '39

:drat:

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Goebbel Bobble

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
The great Frank sisters

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Sid Meier's Jews!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



when the nazi time travellers get here they'll find our videogame depictions of nazis to be extremely racist

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

poverty goat posted:

when the nazi time travellers get here they'll find our videogame depictions of nazis to be extremely racist

I played red alert man, it's the allies that get time travel technology.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Super Zyklon bros

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


FoolyCharged posted:

I played red alert man, it's the allies that get time travel technology.

the soviets get it too

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
How come when you run around killing nazi zombies, there aren't jew zombies, too? You'd think there would be about 6 million of them wandering around.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Waltzing Along posted:

How come when you run around killing nazi zombies, there aren't jew zombies, too? You'd think there would be about 6 million of them wandering around.

That's what the ovens were for

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



The Nazis really knew how to nip an undead uprising in the bud

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Waltzing Along posted:

How come when you run around killing nazi zombies, there aren't jew zombies, too? You'd think there would be about 6 million of them wandering around.

Because they knew jew zombies went out of fashion around 2000 years earlier.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Holohoax Tycoon

Command starved prisoners to convert your horrid death camps into perfectly innocent water parks and holiday retreats. The clock is ticking as liberating armies approach from all directions.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Nazi Yahtzee

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Barudak posted:

European Train Simulator '39

I'd actually like to play a WW2 era Europe train sim, moving supplies and troops around, dealing with destroyed bridges and air strikes, cool steam engines and AA guns.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

right. America and Russia

just Russia if we're being perfectly honest

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Icochet posted:

Holohoax Tycoon

Command starved prisoners to convert your horrid death camps into perfectly innocent water parks and holiday retreats. The clock is ticking as liberating armies approach from all directions.

Must’ve been what this guy had in mind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aje-DrGpvKs

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


a pale imitation of MR. BONES' WILD RIDE

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?


I've seen one a dude made that abused synchronized stations and block brakes. Upon mathing it out he determined that it would take 10 real life years to do a complete circuit when run at normal game speed. Basically imagine a small loop where you have to stop and wait for that monster to do a full circuit before you could move the next five feet forward.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Excelzior posted:

a pale imitation of MR. BONES' WILD RIDE

??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiuEjoHBDYg

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

no this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZrKehQ_xc

ElectroMagneticJosh
Oct 13, 2006

Lets Volt In!!
Have we moved too far away from Zelda discussions?

If not: the best Zelda game is Dark Souls 2.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
By all means please keep talking about Nazi games

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The Holocaust is the Dark Souls of genocides

ElectroMagneticJosh
Oct 13, 2006

Lets Volt In!!

Waltzing Along posted:

The Holocaust is the Dark Souls of genocides

Because PewDiePie is a fan of both?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Ben Me Lowtax posted:

By all means please keep talking about Nazi games

My favorite book is Gannon's autobiography, titled Mein Triforce

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Mussolini is Missing

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
kristallnacht chronicles

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


American History Press X to Pay Respects.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

veni veni veni posted:

American History Press X to Pay Respects.

Mods new thread title please

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



veni veni veni posted:

American History Press X to Pay Respects.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Auf wiedersehen Adolf

CrRoMa
Nov 12, 2017

by R. Guyovich
I genuinely thought even the concept of nazi died down after world war 2 but nope.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
I guess you didn't see that coming

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


veni veni veni posted:

American History Press X to Pay Respects.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CrRoMa posted:

I genuinely thought even the concept of nazi died down after world war 2 but nope.

lol at this

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Super Mengele 64

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


i've said, in this very thread, that shadow the hedgehog was a good game

it was roundly mocked for being "sonic with guns" but my new unpopular opinion is "this is a dumb loving criticism because basically every game is better with guns". mario kart is basically racing with guns. where the gently caress is my Coolboarders 3 with guns, or my zelda with guns, or Tetris 64: Blood on the Sand?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Bloodborne is Dark Souls with guns

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


QuarkJets posted:

Bloodborne is Dark Souls with guns

and it is better than Dark Souls, the theory gains more evidence

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