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Solice Kirsk posted:I know it's cruel and terrible, but I do want to see a bullfight before I die. It's the last truly barbarous spectator event left in the civilized world and I want to experience it even if it winds up sickening me and I leave. You should follow the Olympics instead.
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Jastiger posted:I hope that party dies. They're loving up so hard it makes you feel bad because we'd go from a 2 party system to eh? You'll still have the house and whatnot and the lovely gerrymandering but I really want for everyone in  both parties to have a viable chance to express their will democratically.Without that fff We need a lot of parties is what I mean but green and *cough* socialist just don't pull any weight. So vote Kang, I guess.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's either the dumbest thing ever or the greatest troll in history Let's not forget the other part of Melania's speech where she said, "He will never, ever give up. And most importantly, he will never, ever let you down." People are already setting it to music on YouTube
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tacodaemon posted:Let's not forget the other part of Melania's speech where she said, "He will never, ever give up. And most importantly, he will never, ever let you down." I'm preparing myself for the Trumps to issue the greatest SIKE! in the history of longcon fakeouts, this poo poo cannot be real.
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tacodaemon posted:Who was it that said Trump is finally going to unzip his skin and reveal that it's been Andy Kaufman under there the whole time? Kaufman did like to get in the ring with women. I predict it will not go well for him.
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Outrail posted:At the risk of sounding like an edgy rear end in a top hat: Definitely not edgy, I don't think I've seen any one defend it in years.
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syscall girl posted:So vote Kang, I guess. Vote Kane. Brotherhood. Unity. Peace.
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Better than most of UFC 200!
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This election is making me nervous. I was all ready to laugh at moderate republicans finally realizing who the party actually represents and having to take a long look in the mirror. Then they just double down on crazy and get right in line to vote for Trump. It's made me realize that it never mattered and it never will. People make their own facts and will only hear what they want to hear.
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Not only was Melania's speech plagiarized the writer rick rolled us.
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Spectral Debt posted:Not only was Melania's speech plagiarized the writer rick rolled us. Same page schadenfreude.
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chitoryu12 posted:I know Bum Fights and the stuff Kimbo Slice started with are things that existed. There's like a 99% chance it's still going on. I remember another one called 'Felony Fights' which I don't know if it's still around.. I will forever remember one with a hillbilly putting his beer down first then getting his teeth knocked out. Later the camera follows him as he is crawling around looking for his teeth while holding the beer.
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Humphreys posted:I remember another one called 'Felony Fights' which I don't know if it's still around.. I was wondering myself recently and looked them up, the guys who started that channel were still uploading videos to some website (no idea if they were recent, they looked like 'best of' compilations) and they'd been trying to go 'legit' and break into the UFC promotions field and they'd even organised a felons vs cops UFC fight not too long ago.
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And More posted:She also creates a rainbow. The Imgur title was "Taste the Painbow".
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Spectral Debt posted:Not only was Melania's speech plagiarized the writer rick rolled us. I think Rick Roll confirms that the speechwriter is the greatest troll ever rather than a simple case of plagiarism. I'd guess that he hasn't been paid by the Trump organization.
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hooah posted:Why did she leave her sandals on? So when she runs screaming out of the water, only the skin above her ankles will hurt.
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Random Stranger posted:I think Rick Roll confirms that the speechwriter is the greatest troll ever rather than a simple case of plagiarism. I'd guess that he hasn't been paid by the Trump organization. I like to think this is something he has planned for months or years: slowly working his way up the internal organisation, until he was trusted to write this important speech.
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SLUMPERS posted:People in the front row are just happy nothing came flying out of her moon door. This was six pages back but hahahahahahahahahaha
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hooah posted:Why did she leave her sandals on? So her feet dont get wet. Duh.
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GrandpaPants posted:Here's a side by side of Melania and Michelle: There is no way at this point that the Trump campaign isn't a Brewster's Millions situation turned up to 11. There's even a rickroll in the speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KtzdP7mR-4
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That is a thing of beauty. I just hope that once this election cycle is over the utter insanity of the GOP doesn't ever truly fade. I still get a smile on my face whenever I remember that Ted Cruz couldn't understand the point behind Green Eggs and Ham, or when Herman Cain started quoting pokeman. Now we are getting Rick Rolled by a possible first lady. Wow. I'm not sure any of the future generations will have an appreciation for just how bizarre this decade has been.
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Jasque posted:future generations I admire your continuing optimism that the human race has a future beyond Trumpageddon 
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Humphreys posted:I remember another one called 'Felony Fights' which I don't know if it's still around.. I will forever remember one with a hillbilly putting his beer down first then getting his teeth knocked out. Later the camera follows him as he is crawling around looking for his teeth while holding the beer. This one is a classic: a man called Straight Jacket bites Dennis in the face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOjvBAoDDes
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http://twitter.com/statnews/status/755430114561814528 Norovirus, of course, is the highly contagious bug that rips through cruise ships and festivals and other large gatherings and makes everyone poo poo and puke their guts out. 
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Sagebrush posted:Norovirus, of course, is the highly contagious bug that rips through cruise ships and festivals and other large gatherings and makes everyone poo poo and puke their guts out. Well, that's what you get for holding a convention in Cleveland. In other, non-Democracy circling the drain news:  Edit: It just occurred to me that the headline makes it sound like the woman has escaped from where ever they were holding her after she developed radioactive lemur powers. Random Stranger has a new favorite as of 17:49 on Jul 19, 2016 |
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Random Stranger posted:Well, that's what you get for holding a convention in Cleveland. In other, non-Democracy circling the drain news: Came here to post this. This quote just slays me: quote:My 21-year-old sister was leaving the house when the lemur jumped on her and bit her so she had to call 911 and the lemur started chasing her around and then when 911 came the lemur started chasing them around too," said Isabella Valledor. Only in loving Florida.
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This lemur is the Krypto to Florida Man's Superman. Why is it attacking Florida Woman? Exposure to the Florida version of red kryptonite, obviously.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I know it's cruel and terrible, but I do want to see a bullfight before I die. It's the last truly barbarous spectator event left in the civilized world and I want to experience it even if it winds up sickening me and I leave. Bullfights are lame. I wish we still fed Christians to lions. THAT would be a sight to see!
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Nazareth posted:Bullfights are lame. I wish we still fed Christians to lions. THAT would be a sight to see! People said that'd happen if Obama was elected, and then they said it'd happen if he was reelected, and now their saying it'll happen if Hilary is elected. Do I have a case to sue them for false advertising?
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So it turns out, I have diabetes. I'm mad as hell because I've tried to eat somewhat decently (sure, I've eaten more than my share of chocolate), but goddammit regardless. The freude is me.
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MisterBibs posted:So it turns out, I have diabetes. I'm mad as hell because I've tried to eat somewhat decently (sure, I've eaten more than my share of chocolate), but goddammit regardless. The freude is me. Are you getting enough sleep? Apparently that can screw with your insulin and doesn't even require regular trips to McDonalds. Also you can get your testing supplies delivered right to your door. 
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