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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Mighty Mo is American, he's definitely one of the American slots, I assume Chris Barnett is another, Hyun Man Myung is the Korean. I have no idea who the fat Kiwi, French, or other Chinese guy is going to be. Lungu rules though.

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Whats Cupcheck Kongo up to these days?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Bluedeanie posted:

Whats Cupcheck

Not much, what's cup with you?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Bluedeanie posted:

Whats Cupcheck Kongo up to these days?

insanely bad fights in bellator, i thought him losing to king mo was the last one but i just checked and he's had 5 straight decisions since then

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Some fighters will retire having held titles in multiple organizations. Kongo will instead have a list of organizations who wasted their money on him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cheick Kongo beeping the horn on his BMW in time to a song he likes.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Bluedeanie posted:

Whats Cupcheck Kongo up to these days?

http://mmajunkie.com/2018/03/cheick-kongo-returns-vs-javy-ayala-bellator-199-san-jose

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Who do I see about a friend of mine getting in on this?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



willie_dee posted:

Who do I see about a friend of mine getting in on this?

I'm pretty sure they'd have reached out to your friend if they wanted him

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
It hurts but it's true

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

willie_dee posted:

Who do I see about a friend of mine getting in on this?

their twitter person speaks english, try them. if you end up needing korean help let me know

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if you end up needing korean help let me know

Thanks, but James Thompson prefers Mongolian beef.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
It's unfortunate since I doubt I'm alone in wanting James Thompson/Alexandru Lungu 2.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

kimbo305 posted:

Thanks, but James Thompson prefers Mongolian beef.

Well Aorigele is in the tournament...

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I want to see Winded Buddha try to not have a coronary.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
If he had a coronary it would probably be the second most painful thing that's ever happened to him in the ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RD740IESnY

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Memento posted:

If he had a coronary it would probably be the second most painful thing that's ever happened to him in the ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RD740IESnY

Oh God the non-super fat guy lost his next match by dick kick KO! Hyung Man indeed.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/BrMassami/status/979478775376179200

poo poo this suuucks. kim jae hun is a loving fat dude that fights in a rash guard and has never won once. hyun man myung can actually fight and faceplanted chris barnett not long ago and has unfinished business with aorigele's nutsack.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Why don't they just call it the Lipid Weight Tournament (Face Only)

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
"And it looks like all our fighters have met the agreed upon weight of ERR and we are ready to go!"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Mobnweight Grand Prix

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

El Roncho posted:

Some fighters will retire having held titles in multiple organizations. Kongo will instead have a list of organizations who wasted their money on him.

Yeah, but he looks like such a badass.


Memento posted:

If he had a coronary it would probably be the second most painful thing that's ever happened to him in the ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RD740IESnY

Hoooooly poo poo. That is brutal. I feel bad for the guy, buy I started cracking up when they threw the blue blanket over him so the doctor could perform impromptu dick surgery on him in front of thousands of onlookers. I lost what remained of my poo poo when they left his microphone on so we could hear him weeping while they showed him getting kicked in the balls from a dozen different angles.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Rousimar Palhares fought for the Interim Fight Night Global Welterweight Championship.

Well, he would have, if he hadn't missed weight.

He would have got a title shot anyway if he won, Romero-style.

Well, he would have, if he didn't get pounded out in under a minute.

https://twitter.com/EmmettglennMMA/status/979812241234186240

Some loving blatant fence grabbing, but it's Rousimar Palhares, so gently caress him.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Still take a savage satisfaction at watching that guy get really loving hurt

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
That was a pretty egregiously late stoppage.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Wise Learned Man posted:

That was a pretty egregiously late stoppage.

I'll allow it

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Wise Learned Man posted:

That was a pretty egregiously late stoppage.

all's well that ends well

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Palhares eating a few extra shots in a late TKO is like Palhares holding onto a heel hook too long vs a legless man. Nothing lost.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I always took Palhares to be legitimately R-worded, as many of his coaches and training partners have suggested over the years. He's basically the bugs bunny caricature of Lennie from Of Mice and Men, only instead of rabbits he hugs ligaments to death. :gbsmith:

mewse
May 2, 2006

Wise Learned Man posted:

I always took Palhares to be legitimately R-worded, as many of his coaches and training partners have suggested over the years. He's basically the bugs bunny caricature of Lennie from Of Mice and Men, only instead of rabbits he hugs ligaments to death. :gbsmith:

He is a dangerous person not in the "he might derail your career" way but in the "he might injure you in a way that ends your career" way. No matter how many times he was warned by refs and athletic commissions he still kept holding submissions way past the bell and I feel nothing but glee seeing him eat some shots so the ref can make sure he's out. gently caress that guy.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Is there a "Chael Sonnen Award for Best Cheating" because that was the all-time fence grab right there.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Sonnen wasn't good at cheating and ours is named in honor of Ballbuster Cheick Kongo.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i've found out why hyun man myung isn't in the incredible road fc tournament, he has a knee injury. for some unknown reason gilbert yvel is unretiring for this. the last spot could be filled by jerome lebanner since he was announced to fight for them 2 years ago

https://twitter.com/MikeLovesTacosX/status/980933085536628741

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i take back everything i said about kim jae hun watch this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1-RYrnYyE&t=239s

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
The purest form of one-man gasout.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i take back everything i said about kim jae hun watch this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1-RYrnYyE&t=239s

I love Herb Dean's look of consternation.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I'm not familiar with the Chinese guy but the rest of the field is extremely my poo poo. Hoping for a Mighty Mo repeat.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
How did he survive such a barrage from a heavyweight, incredible.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i take back everything i said about kim jae hun watch this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1-RYrnYyE&t=239s

look how he punches directly into his guard, that's some slick poo poo

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mewse
May 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i take back everything i said about kim jae hun watch this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ1-RYrnYyE&t=239s

Poor herb dean

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