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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Random Stranger posted:

Well, that's what you get for holding a convention in Cleveland.

They're actually staying in Sandusky at a hotel with an indoor water park, which is where that poo poo thrives.

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Some staffer at the Department of Justice is in deep poo poo:

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

News 'freude





The rest here, possibly NSFWish for deep cleavage.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


2016 is the wildest ride of my life.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


MisterBibs posted:

So it turns out, I have diabetes. I'm mad as hell because I've tried to eat somewhat decently (sure, I've eaten more than my share of chocolate), but goddammit regardless. The freude is me.

:glomp:

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

That's so sweet—a little tact here, perhaps?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

ro5s posted:

News 'freude





The rest here, possibly NSFWish for deep cleavage.

This is my favorite one in the set, and it always go better with sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he2a4xK8ctk

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

The schadenfreude is on me. I went home for my lunch break, and took a giant poo poo. Turns out the water in my building was off, so now I have dook stewing in my toilet until I'm off this evening.

Also, as I was trying to pour the water from my filter pitcher into the top bit of the toilet, the pitcher lid fell off into the toilet. There wasn't enough water in there to get a flush anyway.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
You know you can just pour the water directly into the bowl, right? The effect is the same.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

No, not the bowl. You are thinking of putting water in the top bit with the following mechanism, which is what I did. And the water for the whole building was off.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

radiatinglines posted:

No, not the bowl. You are thinking of putting water in the top bit with the following mechanism, which is what I did. And the water for the whole building was off.

No, he means the bowl. You can add water to the bowl and it will flush.
Of course, without access to water it doesn't much matter.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOh8aOZ5lxU&t=82s

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Well the water flows from the top to the bowl so filling either is the same. At least filling from the top gives it a little more energy from gravity. Anyway there was no water.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Y'all missed out on some of that real good frood

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/755455836240089088

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

radiatinglines posted:

Well the water flows from the top to the bowl so filling either is the same. At least filling from the top gives it a little more energy from gravity. Anyway there was no water.

Why not use an inferior vintage from your wine cellar?

Ryaomon
Mar 19, 2007
Ask me about being a racist piece of shit with a racist gimmick
pro tip: if your post begins with "the schaden is on me because" or "that reminds me of a funny story" literally nobody cares

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

This truly is the worst forum on sa lol

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I've been laughing for 10 minutes at this boar coming out of the sea and loving people up.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/boar-emerges-from-the-sea-unleashes-fury-upon-beachgoe-1783871770

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

radiatinglines posted:

This truly is the worst forum on sa lol

It'll improve when you stop posting.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Hey at least I posted a story and not just some pedantic spergery. poo poo stories are the soul of SA. If y'all just want a thread of old .gifs I suggest you go straight to the source: Reddit

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Henchman of Santa posted:

I've been laughing for 10 minutes at this boar coming out of the sea and loving people up.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/boar-emerges-from-the-sea-unleashes-fury-upon-beachgoe-1783871770

Man, Poseidon has really dropped his game. Gods these days, tsk! :nallears:

Bonus Pun: RELEASE THE BACON!

Hermsgervørden
Apr 23, 2004
Møøse Trainer

Henchman of Santa posted:

I've been laughing for 10 minutes at this boar coming out of the sea and loving people up.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/boar-emerges-from-the-sea-unleashes-fury-upon-beachgoe-1783871770

Sea boar? Gee, um, that's a noble endeavor to tackle it. Not to mention what a metal accomplishment it would be to serve at table.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Evil evil glitter bomb

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIDR5o3h6bC/?taken-by=bigbaldhead

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Ryaomon posted:

pro tip: if your post begins with "the schaden is on me because" or "that reminds me of a funny story" literally nobody cares

Well I for one support organic, locally grown schadenfreude.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Pesticide20 posted:

Y'all missed out on some of that real good frood

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/755455836240089088

I was just coming in here with that one. I think regardless of political affiliation we all owe that speechwriter a beer.

The only downside is now the guy who was planning to trick Donald Trump into saying outrageously racist things during his acceptance speech will just have to rely on Trump doing it on his own.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Norman Reedus seems like the most fun to have around.

Ryaomon
Mar 19, 2007
Ask me about being a racist piece of shit with a racist gimmick

radiatinglines posted:

This truly is the worst forum on sa lol

"Your poop story isn't interesting"

"The world is poo poo and we are the peons doomed to live in it"

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

So does he just not use his English accent anymore? Weird to hear him with an American accent when he isn't acting.

Naz al-Ghul
Mar 23, 2014

Honorarily Japanese

WickedHate posted:

People said that'd happen if Obama was elected, and then they said it'd happen if he was reelected, and now their saying it'll happen if Hilary is elected. Do I have a case to sue them for false advertising?

Being honest you could probably get Hillary to throw her interns to the lions for a couple electorates.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/3kMOhmj.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Well , I like your story Radiatinglines, we can all relate to a poopenfruede and thats why its so funny


http://i.imgur.com/vDvCizz.mp4

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Why is the Actor who is British still using his American accent for television. That makes no sense.

Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

Norman Reedus seems like the most fun to have around.

this is beautiful :')

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Hollismason posted:

Why is the Actor who is British still using his American accent for television. That makes no sense.

You get used to your surroundings and adapt.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
Notorious internet shitstain Milo Yiannopolous has finally been permanently banned from Twitter following a targeted harassment campaign against Leslie Jones, one of the stars of the new Ghostbusters movie.

On one hand, it's loving great, because this is the same gobshite who asked a White House press secretary to make Twitter give him the little blue checkmark they had recently removed from his account, and I can't wait to see him whine and complain about this. On the other, it shows how cynical and lovely the people running Twitter really are that this fucknugget and his turd army were able to run roughshod over people's lives for years over Twitter, with them only stepping in once he targeted someone well-known.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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https://twitter.com/BaltimorePolice/status/755522427921326080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Inco posted:

Notorious internet shitstain Milo Yiannopolous has finally been permanently banned from Twitter following a targeted harassment campaign against Leslie Jones, one of the stars of the new Ghostbusters movie.

On one hand, it's loving great, because this is the same gobshite who asked a White House press secretary to make Twitter give him the little blue checkmark they had recently removed from his account, and I can't wait to see him whine and complain about this. On the other, it shows how cynical and lovely the people running Twitter really are that this fucknugget and his turd army were able to run roughshod over people's lives for years over Twitter, with them only stepping in once he targeted someone well-known.

It's even funnier because twitter just announced today that anyone can apply for verification now.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

radiatinglines posted:

The schadenfreude is on me. I went home for my lunch break, and took a giant poo poo. Turns out the water in my building was off, so now I have dook stewing in my toilet until I'm off this evening.

Are you one of those "butt shy" people that don't poop in public? How does one not obtain joy from making his rear end sound like an asthmatic tuba player?

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PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!

radiatinglines posted:

The schadenfreude is on me. I went home for my lunch break, and took a giant poo poo. Turns out the water in my building was off, so now I have dook stewing in my toilet until I'm off this evening.

Also, as I was trying to pour the water from my filter pitcher into the top bit of the toilet, the pitcher lid fell off into the toilet. There wasn't enough water in there to get a flush anyway.

So what was the pro/con on "A pile of poo poo in a dry toilet" and "walking to a convenience store and buying 2L of literally any liquid"?

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