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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Lady, you disgust me!

Filthy! But genuinely arousing. :corsair:

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Everything Counts posted:

Excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but i worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years and I think I know how a proton accelerator works.

Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

The Dennis System posted:

Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

We're still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The Dennis System posted:

Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

Give the bully an extra point.

Gin_Rummy
Aug 4, 2007

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We're still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck.

Paul Newman's gonna have muh legs broke :(

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We're still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck.

I think it's ironic that for once Boardroom Jimmy's butt prevented the release of toxic gas

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


The Dennis System posted:

Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

Notice I no longer say liberry or tomorrie.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

The Nastier Nate posted:

I think it's ironic that for once Boardroom Jimmy's butt prevented the release of toxic gas

Uh oh, someone's stinky... oh, it's me.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Uh oh, someone's stinky... oh, it's me.

Here's you:

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013
My spidey-sense is tingling!

Wait, did I say spidey? I meant stinky!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

CatchrNdRy posted:

Here's you:



Hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


PT6A posted:

Hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLrnKTjXrco

We did twenty takes, and that was the best one. :(

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Spectacle Rock posted:

My spidey-sense is tingling!

Wait, did I say spidey? I meant stinky!

Spiderpig. Spiderpig. Does whatever a Spiderpig does.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

CatchrNdRy posted:

Here's you:



You can't treat the working man this way. One day we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless and the Japanese will eat us alive.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You can't treat the working man this way. One day we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless and the Japanese will eat us alive.

Hello Chief? Let's talk why not.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hello Chief? Let's talk why not.

I know those words but that post makes no sense :confused:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Martytoof posted:

I know those words but that post makes no sense :confused:

Hear that? Martytoof's as dumb as me! :smug:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hear that? Martytoof's as dumb as me! :smug:

STUPIDER LIKE A FOX!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Martytoof posted:

I know those words but that post makes no sense :confused:

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hear that? Martytoof's as dumb as me! :smug:

Jerusalem posted:

STUPIDER LIKE A FOX!

Do all Simpsons quoters go through a process of dumbening?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hear that? Martytoof's as dumb as me! :smug:

CharlieFoxtrot, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

IMJack posted:

Do all Simpsons quoters go through a process of dumbening?



:shrug:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Do all Simpsons quoters go through a process of dumbening?

The defective Simpson quoting gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Here's you:



Aw jeez, you got the stink lines, and everything... :(

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hello Chief? Let's talk why not.

Knife goes in, quote comes out, that''s what Osaka Quotethread Concern is all about...

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

PT6A posted:

Knife goes in, quote comes out, that''s what Osaka Quotethread Concern is all about...

You told me that when we got married, my harvesting days would be over!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

The Dennis System posted:

Better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.

That's a right triangle, you idiot!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

PT6A posted:

Hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.

I got a new offer, every time PTA6 threatens you, you get a free banner advertisement....custom title.

Mira
Nov 29, 2009

Max illegality.

What would be the point otherwise?


Do over Ham posted:

That's a right triangle, you idiot!

Blue m&m, red m&m, they all wind up the same color in the end.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Mira posted:

Blue m&m, red m&m, they all wind up the same color in the end.

Mr. Mira, you're upsetting me.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Deviant posted:

Mr. Mira, you're upsetting me.

Cause there's limits to our liberty; least I hope there are cause those liberal freaks go to far!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Martytoof posted:

Cause there's limits to our liberty; least I hope there are cause those liberal freaks go to far!

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

Okay, you don't have to come back. But you have to promise not to commit any more crimes, okay?

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

No, not Boardroom Jimmy! He'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Do all Simpsons quoters go through a process of dumbening?

They have the internet on computers now! :wth:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

No, not Boardroom Jimmy! He'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!

And sleazy male strippers. :eng101:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

After The War posted:

No, not Boardroom Jimmy! He'll pack the Supreme Court with boys!

Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!

Now who's being naive, Everything Counts?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

I'll be back on the street in twenty four hours.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

I'll be back on the street in twenty four hours.

We'll try to make it twelve. :cop:

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

We'll try to make it twelve. :cop:

The lesson is never try.

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