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Exia00
Feb 13, 2014

When in doubt.... C4

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So vert stab AND GLD along with the rammer?
I mounted Rammer, vents and vertstab after Exia's post, how crucially do I need to replace the vents?

Also: Holy loving poo poo, this is so much fun.
KV-5s everywhere and 95% of them don't know where to shoot another KV-5 or that you can hemorrhage gold in a tank that breaks even without breaking a sweat.

I've been working on my sidescraping and seem to be able to gold-pen either side of the mantlet on other KV-5s. Even scored my first ram kill when an unfortunate 1375 zipped past a corner at full-speed without seeing me. :3:
Anything else I'm missing or should be working on while driving this thing?

I dont have a kv5 so my input doesnt matter. Since you posted kv2 that setup is for that.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Duzzy Funlop posted:

So vert stab AND GLD along with the rammer?
I mounted Rammer, vents and vertstab after Exia's post, how crucially do I need to replace the vents?

I'd rather have vents than a GLD on the KV-5.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
hahaha i love that everyone called it weeks ago that it would be the KV-5. WG NA really can't stop selling that thing for some reason. They might as well put it back in the shop permanently at the rate they are selling it as a "special" or "rare" tank.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Well, that was quick.





Probably wouldn't have gone this fast without 2.8k damage courtesy of three moronic KV-5s.


The XP modifiers, Jesus Christ :psyduck:

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Here's a fun replay showcasing how powerful the KV-5's rear end is.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

quote:

Congratulations!



You have won 3,500 Gold and 3 days of premium time!

I guess lucking into a Reaper medal on the Scorpion and winning 3500 gold is a decent enough reward for suffering with that piece of poo poo.

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!

Terrorist Fistbump posted:

Here's a fun replay showcasing how powerful the KV-5's rear end is.



Do not drive backwards in a KV-5. The rear end of the KV-5 is weaker than the miniturrets, is a flatter, larger target, and contains a band of armour so thin a 59-16 can pen it with the 76mm. You also drive slower backwards.

It's a myth that pubbies believe, just like them thinking using a lower tier gun gets you better matchmaking. Don't be a pubbie.

e: Also behind your rear end is your engine. If your miniturret gets penetrated you only lose your radio operator.

Desuwa fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Oct 24, 2015

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I will literally never play that tank again, but I appreciate your concern :)

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
question: who keeps buying the kv-5 packages for WG to keep putting it up for sale?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Agrajag posted:

question: who keeps buying the kv-5 packages for WG to keep putting it up for sale?

I honestly think I might. Got paid two days ago and, uh...I kinda know that this weekend isn't representative of regular KV-5 gameplay, but I'm also buzzed from the homecoming-pregaming for tomorrow, so I'm not in the most rationally-acting market segment at the moment.

Exia00
Feb 13, 2014

When in doubt.... C4

Hellsau posted:

I guess lucking into a Reaper medal on the Scorpion and winning 3500 gold is a decent enough reward for suffering with that piece of poo poo.

Nice. Now play the kv5 and win again. Since it requires sending in screen shots i doubt steel will steal it from us.

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
You know what, I'm okay with KV-5 meta.



Also had a 5600 damage game in the IS-3. It was a good night.

Exia00 posted:

Nice. Now play the kv5 and win again. Since it requires sending in screen shots i doubt steel will steal it from us.

Played two games in the KV-5, 4000 damage and 3500 damage. Their tanks chose not to shoot at me so no steel wall.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I wish I had a tank to shamelessly farm the KV-5 flood. :(

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I wish I had a tank to shamelessly farm the KV-5 flood. :(

is-3 farms kv-5 really well

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
So does the IS-5 if you want a premium. Also the Type 59.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Hellsau posted:

So does the IS-5 if you want a premium. Also the CDC.

much better and i also agree

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Agrajag posted:

much better and i also agree

If the KV-5 is able to confront a CDC, the CDC is super toast. God help a CDC if the KV-5 can ram it. Even some taps will do a lot of damage, and the KV-5 can even shoot HE at the front hull to exacerbate the DPM advantage the KV-5 has. The CDC isn't going to bounce many of the KV-5's shots, and the CDC might get those random shots that just fail to pen the R2D2 for no discernible reason.

Chillyrabbit
Oct 24, 2012

The only sword wielding rabbit on the internet



Ultra Carp
I personally liked using the super Pershing since its tall enough that the KV5 cant get easy cupola shots such as he gets on the IS6, it can go fast enough, and has the armor to resist silver rounds.

But then again I'm a real big super pershing sperg with 900 games in it.

EDIT: Plus making 100k per game dealing 2-3k dmg in a super pershing is cool as hell.

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:
Hey, maybe I should dust off WoT again, it's been a whi-



Oh. :negative:

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


rossmum posted:

Hey, maybe I should dust off WoT again, it's been a whi-



Oh. :negative:

loving what

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Nice MOE.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

The much feared Derpanther!

rossmum
Dec 2, 2008

Cummander ross, reporting for duty!

:gooncamp:
What's even more disturbing is that he's out-damaging what, 65% (?) of players in that tank with that loving setup.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

rossmum posted:

Hey, maybe I should dust off WoT again, it's been a whi-



Oh. :negative:

He's role playing as someone that really cares about infantry support.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
support are troop

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

✓ Barrel length causes no issues in urban combat, forests or bocage
✓ Respectable HE round for infantry support
✓ Capable of mission-killing a T-34*

Obviously this is the superior Pzkpfw V Panther

* polled tank commanders report an average kill rate per fired round of 1,21

TracerM17
Mar 1, 2012
Nap Ghost

Duzzy Funlop posted:

... Even scored my first ram kill when an unfortunate 1375 zipped past a corner at full-speed without seeing me. :3:

Oh, he saw you. If he was anything like me, after about 10 matches in the 1375 I wanted to ram everything and exit games as soon as possible.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

rossmum posted:

What's even more disturbing is that he's out-damaging what, 65% (?) of players in that tank with that loving setup.

Oh man, I completely missed the marks of excellence the first time I looked at that. I don't even know what to say to that...

Exia00
Feb 13, 2014

When in doubt.... C4

rossmum posted:

What's even more disturbing is that he's out-damaging what, 65% (?) of players in that tank with that loving setup.

The amount of people using the derp on the m46? i think.. Is also pretty amazing.



I usually could give no fucks about being called a reroll because i didn't i can just left click tanks... but i want to squeeze all the lolz out of this idiot as i can.

Rip this is the m41 bull dogs commander. "yankyaeger"

"I will talk to him. I have not been playing in awhile now due to a motorcycle accident but I will talk to him first chance I get thanks for letting me know."

Exia00 fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Oct 24, 2015

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
I don't understand why you people have such a problem with people using the biggest gun. It clearly does more damage.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

The shells are more expensive though.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

Hellsau posted:

I don't understand why you people have such a problem with people using the biggest gun. It clearly does more damage.

Or he believes width is better than length?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Cardiac posted:

Or he believes width is better than length?

So does your mom :smug:

e: so do I actually now that I think about it. The 3 caliber rule and overmatch are pretty big benefits.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

Hellsau posted:

So does your mom :smug:

e: so do I actually now that I think about it. The 3 caliber rule and overmatch are pretty big benefits.

So I guess we can add corpsefucker to your resume in addition to team killer extraordinaire and destroyer of clans.

Also, based on your suggestion I played a bunch of IS-3 games and it turned into a glorious genocide of KV-5s.

Yeonik
Aug 23, 2010
I play early morning eastern and it tends to dump t9 tanks into t8 battles more often. M46 or E75 versus hordes of kv-5s is ridiculous.

The worst part is these shitters don't follow normal heavy engagement areas so you've gotta drive the whole loving map to kill them all.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
:black101:Death Harvester:black101:


Inventors of the previous century bravely moved the limits of what is possible. They did not mind that their projects remained only in sketches and blueprints. Since it was impossible to combine thick armour and high speed or plant many tiny turrets on your tank to get more guns, most of these projects were technological dead ends.

As a rule, the most fantastical designs were made by those who had no connection with fighting vehicles. As a rule, specialists did not share this hobby, but there were some exceptions.

Buchinskiy's limitless tank

Engineer S.E. Buchinskiy spent about 27 years working in the machinebuilding industry and earned a military rank of Captain. In September of 1939, he was appointed as the chief of the armoured forces of the Mogilev-Yampolsk fortified region. After 11 months of service, Buchinskiy was inspired to create a design of unparalleled ambition. In May of 1940, his proposal reached the People's Commissar of Defense, Marshal S.K. Timoshenko.

Without exaggeration, the inventor did the job of a whole project organization. He not only described, but drew blueprints of a dozen types of armament and vehicles, from an armoured Maxim gun to an armoured train. Among everything, Buchinskiy thought of a tank. He wrote: "I consider it necessary to create a heavy tank that carries several types of armament, thick armour, and large size, so that it can travel anywhere."

Buchinskiy spared no expense for his tank's firepower: seven 45 mm AT guns, an AA gun, 6 Maxim guns, four DT machineguns, and a flamethrower.

Such a menacing arsenal deserves an impressive chassis. The engineer thought of that too: "The hull is a rectangle with sides that overhang the tracks a little more than half of their width. This solution allows more space for crew positions, ammunition, and an electrical generator." One turret would be placed at the front of the hull, one on the back. One more turret would go in the center, with an AA cupola on top. The total length of the tank was 16 meters, 4.2 meters in width, and 5.7 meters in height, with an estimated weight of 110 tons.

Buchinskiy designed composite armour for his tank long before it was implemented in reality. "The tank's hull should be made of layered armour: main armour that is 20 mm thick, a layer of rubber and cork, then a layer of armour 10 mm thick. The front armour is 60 mm thick." The tank would be propelled by a diesel engine that powered a DC generator. The maximum speed would be 25 kph.

The tank's crew would be composed of 30 tankers. The driver was lucky, as the engineer gave him a separate compartment in the front of the tank. The other 29 crew members would have to fit in somewhere, specifically where, the engineer did not know.

Death Harvester

Was I.M. Pletnev a specialist? Probably not, but his desire to help his motherland was sincere. He wrote: "The fascist beast has yet to choke on fire, I propose... turning a tank into an armoured death harbester."

Pletnev's design was reminiscent of a bridgelayer, except the top of the beam had tank turrets. The beams would freely rotate 360 degrees along the hull of the tank, like wings. On the sketches, these wings look like a butterfly knife.

During a match, these wings would be folded on the tank's rear deck. In battle, the tank would spread its deadly wings and sweep away the enemy with a storm of fire. The tank would still be able to fire in a 360 degree arc with folded wings due to a special arrangement of the turrets.

Several modifications of the "Death Harvester" were drawn by the designer. Perhaps, Pletnev thought about his design some more and decided to simplify it. The next design was called "tank with armoured shields". Now there were two vertical axles on the back of the tank, connected by cables to a third, behind the turret. Two giant armoured slabs hung off the cables, forming a V shape. The design looked like a snow plow. The armour had slits in it for tank riders to fire through.

Another modernization of the design by the author was the most exotic. Instead of putting gun platforms or infantry shields, Pletnec proposed two carriers similar to construction cranes that carried machineguns nests. "When tanks enter battle, two turrets will deploy on the side of the tank and will fire to the side and downwards at enemy tanks and trenches." The author also imagined that the machinegunners could throw grenades down at the enemy and insisted on connecting them to the tank commander via telephone.

The description of every "Death Harvester" was accompanied by coloured sketches. No technical data was given in the proposal. Perhaps the author did not understand them, or perhaps he was just thinking out loud. The reaction of GABTU specialists to this proposal is unknown, but easy to guess.

There are several ways to step over the borders of what is possible. They are not all realistic, but if there is no imagination, then there will be no true breakthroughs. That is all that can be said in defense of the above vehicles.

Many questions can be asked regarding a technical project. How to fit ammunition for all guns? How to deal with low maneuverability? Marshal Timoshenko did not ask these questions, but as a People's Commissar first scolded his department of inventions for unsatisfactory work.

Half a year before the end of the war, Buchinskiy wrote another letter, requesting an official response to his designs and asking to remain in the RKKA. What happened next is not known.

RanKizama
Apr 22, 2015

Shinobi Heart

Cardiac posted:

So I guess we can add corpsefucker to your resume in addition to team killer extraordinaire and destroyer of clans.
Now that's just offensive. We prefer the term "coffin warmer" or "cadaver comfort".

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


Our Type 64 decided that trying to dash across the entirety of El Halluf in less than 40 seconds for potshots at a KV-5 was a risk worth taking over something as flimsy as a certain victory gained by simply joining me at the flag to outcap.

:suicide:


By the way, what are the requirements for this Steel Wall raffle thing? This match unfortunately only was worth about 4,000 blocked damage, is raw blocked damage more important than base XP?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
The requirements are literally get a steel wall and be one of the lucky 15 chosen.

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Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

RanKizama posted:

Now that's just offensive. We prefer the term "coffin warmer" or "cadaver comfort".

It is a pretty good troll when you call out someone for being a retard, they reply "your mom" and you reply that "she is dead". People don't usually know how to respond to that.

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