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Stab it! Stab it, Enrique! Post haste, good man!
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Oct 8, 2018 20:56
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Night-soil Naginata Stool Scimitar Deuce Dagger Guano Guisarme Sewage Shamshir Muck Mattock
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Oct 8, 2018 21:05
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Misericorde de merde
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Oct 8, 2018 21:12
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The MacAdam Shield Shovel?
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Oct 8, 2018 21:17
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Tony Snark posted:Misericorde de merde lmfao
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Oct 8, 2018 21:17
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Estoc Enema Copro-Khopesh poo poo Shotel cRapier
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Oct 8, 2018 21:18
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Dookie Dao Skatana Grunt Gladius Cacky Claymore Diarrhea Dagger Turd Trident
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Oct 8, 2018 21:29
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Biplane posted:im the Scat Saber Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
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Oct 8, 2018 21:34
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Dookie Kukri
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Oct 8, 2018 22:32
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Dookietana.
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Oct 8, 2018 22:57
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Oct 8, 2018 23:03
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Dookie Howser wait gently caress
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Oct 8, 2018 23:04
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:lmfao I just tried to GIS "poop knife" to share the story with a coworker, and apparently it's become A Thing: Biplane posted:im the Scat Saber Coq au Nandos posted:Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
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Oct 8, 2018 23:09
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:lmfao I just tried to GIS "poop knife" to share the story with a coworker, and apparently it's become A Thing: Doodoo Dagger
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Oct 8, 2018 23:19
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The best bit of the story as related here is the knife being kept somewhere other than the shithouse.
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Oct 8, 2018 23:50
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Kitfox88 posted:Dookie Howser wait gently caress No, you’re on the right track I think. Sometimes a knife won’t do the trick and a dookie howitzer has to be what you’d want in that scenario. High trajectory, low velocity.
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Oct 9, 2018 00:01
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burial posted:dookie howitzer 
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Oct 9, 2018 00:15
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Dook Knifem forever.
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Oct 9, 2018 00:41
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burial posted:No, you’re on the right track I think. Sometimes a knife won’t do the trick and a dookie howitzer has to be what you’d want in that scenario. High trajectory, low velocity. Taint trebuchet
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Oct 9, 2018 00:43
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:The best bit of the story as related here is the knife being kept somewhere other than the shithouse. This. An aspect of the story that no one seems to highlight for some reason. Probably because no one wants to think of the implication of secondary use of the kaka kukri
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Oct 9, 2018 01:15
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mmj posted:Taint trebuchet Taints are never supposed to be poopy. I’d say more but we all know what would then transpire.
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Oct 9, 2018 01:22
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burial posted:dookie howitzer Mods?
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:The best bit of the story as related here is the knife being kept somewhere other than the shithouse. This was my thought too. Why not just keep it in the bathroom?
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Oct 9, 2018 02:30
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Pirate Radar posted:This was my thought too. Why not just keep it in the bathroom? E: Except apparently they keep it in the laundry room, which is only acceptable if they specifically keep it in a jar of bleach in the laundry room.
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Oct 9, 2018 02:37
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I mean, they could just eat a loving vegetable once in a while instead of needing to slice up their poops for them to drain.
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Oct 9, 2018 02:42
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iirc the original story just said it was hanging on a nail i tried to find it but i guess the story went viral because everything that came up was clickbait THIS MAN THOUGHT HE WAS NORMAL. THEN AT A PARTY HE ACCIDENTALLY REVEALED HIS DISGUSTING HABIT horseshit and that actually grossed me out more than the original story so i gave up.
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Oct 9, 2018 02:42
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Oct 9, 2018 02:48
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Sagebrush posted:iirc the original story just said it was hanging on a nail Same, that's why I was in GIS, I was hoping someone had a screenshot of the post, but instead I found shitshank synonyms
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Oct 9, 2018 02:49
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It's here: https://www.removeddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/
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Oct 9, 2018 03:31
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Coq au Nandos posted:Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Peoples' toilets sputter one way or another So check out my message to you Grab that knife and stab for dear life With your Scatknife in hand, you'll cut poo
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Oct 9, 2018 04:04
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darthbob88 posted:The only thing I can think of there is that there's more than one bathroom to keep it in, which might be a little optimistic about the size of this house. I'm sure it's just phrasing but i'm going to disagree with this
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Oct 9, 2018 04:33
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They probably just slap it against the wall and let it stick
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Oct 9, 2018 04:40
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NLJP posted:This. An aspect of the story that no one seems to highlight for some reason. Probably because no one wants to think of the implication of secondary use of the kaka kukri Home defense, poisoned dagger style Sure, they break in, assault and rob you, but they're going to die of just the gnarliest fever
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Oct 9, 2018 07:02
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I'm sighing as I draw my kakatana, mainly because we're so far into this derail and nobody else seems to have thought of that one yet.
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Oct 9, 2018 12:11
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darthbob88 posted:The only thing I can think of there is that there's more than one bathroom to keep it in, which might be a little optimistic about the size of this house.
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Oct 9, 2018 12:18
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NVM: forgot what thread I was in
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Oct 9, 2018 12:42
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Post your favorite poop knife: the thread
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Dixville posted:Post your favorite poop knife: the thread The best poop knife in the history of mankind was a knife made out of frozen poop which this guy used to dig himself out of an avalanche: 
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