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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

tbh that's what triggers my pissing reflexes

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Katana Gomai posted:

Hillary threw that election harder than the Falcons threw the Super Bowl

nothing will ever be that bad don't exaggerate

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Jose posted:

i'm not sure whats stranger that that was a toy or that tickling the stomach was what got you pissed on

tbh I'd completely forgotten they were even a thing, now i suspect some sort of piss fetishist was on the design committee

KrolleBolle
Oct 26, 2005

Hello, Is this dog?
It's wierd as heck. Can you buy a toy that takes a dump on you and vomits as well?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/848974855802376192

Trump has given up so much to become presi

https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/848869287850901507

Oh

KrolleBolle
Oct 26, 2005

Hello, Is this dog?
Right, turns out you can buy a toy that literally shits on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRNOIwpXSIU

e: sorry for this derail, btw.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
He walked away from being able to golf any time he --

Well he walked away from being able to lounge around in his pajamas watching Fox N--

He had to give up ...

Look, he's sacrificing a lot here, ok

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

if we would only put 1/3 of all military spending into science we would already have working penis enlargement pills

Of all the issues that confront us that makes me the most upset tbqh.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
I really hope impeachment happens to finish up the lol feast, before he can ever resign.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Intrigued by the appearant mystery of the title, White House insiders report that Trump has recently watched the korean movie classic "Old Boy" at the recommendation of his son-in-law Kutchner. When asked about his opinion, Trump allegedly replied with "A very bad movie, truly horrible. In fact, very disturbing, bigly disturbing, sick!". Kutchner was reportedly relieved about the often controversial current Presidents reply, and commented that he, too, was shocked when first confronted with the morally questionable father - daughter incest story. Sources say that Trump was silent for a few seconds with a confused expression on his face, before replying "No, what I meant is why would they not charge the man for staying in such a luxurious prison for all that time, very wasteful! No wonder they are such a mess of a country."

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol looks like Jared is as much of a real estate "genius" as his father in law:

At Kushners’ Flagship Building, Mounting Debt and a Foundered Deal https://nyti.ms/2nAlC6V

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Restrained Crown Posse posted:

Has anyone said electile dysfunction yet?

Lmbo

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Son of Rodney posted:

Intrigued by the appearant mystery of the title, White House insiders report that Trump has recently watched the korean movie classic "Old Boy" at the recommendation of his son-in-law Kutchner. When asked about his opinion, Trump allegedly replied with "A very bad movie, truly horrible. In fact, very disturbing, bigly disturbing, sick!". Kutchner was reportedly relieved about the often controversial current Presidents reply, and commented that he, too, was shocked when first confronted with the morally questionable father - daughter incest story. Sources say that Trump was silent for a few seconds with a confused expression on his face, before replying "No, what I meant is why would they not charge the man for staying in such a luxurious prison for all that time, very wasteful! No wonder they are such a mess of a country."

Major LoL

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Blackwater founder held secret Seychelles meeting to establish Trump-Putin back channel


quote:

The United Arab Emirates arranged a secret meeting in January between Blackwater founder Erik Prince and a Russian close to President Vladi­mir Putin as part of an apparent effort to establish a back-channel line of communication between Moscow and President-elect Donald Trump, according to U.S., European and Arab officials.

The meeting took place around Jan. 11 — nine days before Trump’s inauguration — in the Seychelles islands in the Indian Ocean, officials said. Though the full agenda remains unclear, the UAE agreed to broker the meeting in part to explore whether Russia could be persuaded to curtail its relationship with Iran, including in Syria, a Trump administration objective that would likely require major concessions to Moscow on U.S. sanctions.

Lol

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


guys, you can get your daily presidential approval thirst quenched from this site. You can even pull other president's, dated as far back as FDR.

lol @djt never breaking 45% since inauguration and having a similar trend as W's early 2006 tenure. Am accruing future lols for the projected trend.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

haha lol

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009



Mother base!

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


This is good for Trump, as it further confirms his claim that the government spied on him and his campaign.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Holy moly great gabbagool lol

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

I'm loling at the fact we might see President Donald J. Trump executed for high treason.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

This is a doozy of an article.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

A Prince spokesman said in a statement: “Erik had no role on the transition team. This is a complete fabrication. The meeting had nothing to do with President Trump. Why is the so-called under-resourced intelligence community messing around with surveillance of American citizens when they should be hunting terrorists?”

Hey, the guy who created a private army that committed god knows how many murders of civilians certainly qualifies as a terrorist to me.

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012


I've been burned before, but these lols are fresh as hell.

I did not know Betsy DeVos was the sister of Eric Prince of Blackwater though, now that's a spicy lol.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

Tiny Deer posted:


I did not know Betsy DeVos was the sister of Eric Prince of Blackwater though, now that's a spicy lol.

Same here, boy you learn something every day

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

White House press secretary Sean Spicer acknowledged on Monday that President Donald Trump can withdraw money from his businesses at any time, but he declined to say whether Trump would make such withdrawals public.

ProPublica reported earlier on Monday that a February change to legal documents governing Trump’s trust allows him to receive money from the businesses without disclosing it to the public.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/04/donald-trump-withdraw-money-businesses-236837

I'm trying to lol so I don't choke on my own rage but it's getting loving difficult.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

turn off the TV posted:

I'm loling at the fact we might see President Donald J. Trump executed for high treason.

unfortunately not because that would be an act of war with russia but that would be a lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Tiny Deer posted:

I've been burned before, but these lols are fresh as hell.

I did not know Betsy DeVos was the sister of Eric Prince of Blackwater though, now that's a spicy lol.

Oh my god

Everything owns, this is both the best and worst dimension

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/02/politics/jared-kushner-iraq/

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39438769

oops i didnt notice the hand but it stays
http://www.masslive.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/03/mike_flynn_asks_for_immunity_i.html

my new dog fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Apr 3, 2017

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/849006075202469888

Ah so I guess that letter from Flynn's own attorney was just made up by the LIEBERAL MEDIA!!!!!!!!

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

Lol, enjoy your triumvirate americans

fake edit:lol

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

haljordan posted:

Reminder that trump wanted to have some of those tanks rolling with him during his inauguration but the streets weren't strong enough to support them lol

what a pussy, in russia they literally pulled the buildings off the street and left them precariously leaning so they could run their missiles down the street

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
im investing in clean coal,

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tiny Deer posted:

I've been burned before, but these lols are fresh as hell.

I did not know Betsy DeVos was the sister of Eric Prince of Blackwater though, now that's a spicy lol.

Trump said it best, nepotism is good.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
would trump the famous deal maker, if asked to himself make a deal, be able to close the deal in his favor. or would he instead present a bill for 300 billion dolla or whatever, would he instead say "I'd like to see you hold back on settlements for a little bit," in a joint press conference

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/849021214181994497

That is 90s as gently caress lol wow

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


He definitely needs a Camero and denim vest.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/liamstack/status/849023673315057665

Lol trump agrees with dictators about how government should work gee who could have guessed?

red19fire
May 26, 2010


He also walked away from a lot of invoices and bills :downsrim:

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/katherinemiller/status/849029612327890944

Wow another crazy coincidence! But we must stop whoever is leaking this bigly bad information, which by the way is very much not true.

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