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peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

thirded

or trade him for anybody who is amusing

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Consummate Professional posted:

I’m slightly sauced up and gonna watch blue velvet with my girlfriend

i did this a few years ago and now my SO refuses to watch any other david lynch movies

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

lol what's going on in here fellas

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

trump: mindwipe

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Schnorkles posted:

i honestly have no idea what citizen tayne has been posting about because i skip posts like a real c-spam poster, but hell, who cares

Some dude is super mad because I said I'd be easy to rob a self-driving truck.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Higgy posted:

lol if you're lookin for me to do a big fukken screed on physical security solutions on c-spam you're in the wrong subforum bud

okay, let's make some piss jokes instead.

trump pee pee

lol

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

peeonwe posted:

thirded

or trade him for anybody who is amusing

im all about your name change friend

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Citizen Tayne posted:

Me: "hard problems that you think are simple are actually hard."

big brained c-spam posters: "Mods? what the gently caress"

a hard problem is to get u 2 shut the fukk up and chill itt for bein fun and not being a tedious lil butt

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
draw more things al, with the pixels and such, idk the technical term, "art"

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Citizen Tayne posted:

okay, let's make some piss jokes instead.

trump pee pee

lol

that's what we're here for, now u gettin it!

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
CSPAM DONT CARE ABT MY COMPUTER SECURITY KNOWLEDGE :( BLOO BLOO

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Did anything happen since 6pm eastern? I've been drinking.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


peeonwe posted:

a hard problem is to get u 2 shut the fukk up and chill itt for bein fun and not being a tedious lil butt

I usually do that between 9 AM - 5 PM

the anxiety sets in after that for me

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lets all complain about other posters

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What the hell is wrong with taynes brain

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Schnorkles posted:

im all about your name change friend

heh

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

espeically yinlock

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


:stonk:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
My family committed to fiesta ware when we got married it's p. cool to have lots of different colors., like I'm freaking out man.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Eric may look like a goblin but I bet he's happy to be rid of the title of "dumbest Trump" after don jr released his collusion emails

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

mark zuckerberg.

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Citizen Tayne posted:

I usually do that between 9 AM - 5 PM

the anxiety sets in after that for me

take a xanax and lissen to some vaporwave or sumthin idunno but ur posting brand is v serious and buzz harshing

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fishmech may be the funniest poster these forums have ever spawned with regards to what follows in his wake and it's mind boggling to me that people think he's not funny

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Turdfuzz posted:

lets all complain about other posters

your posts, theyre not the best ive read i tell you what

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Did anything happen since 6pm eastern? I've been drinking.

ain't shbit happen this poo poo is boring as f.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

deadgoon posted:

people itt own too many things

throw all that poo poo away and move into the dumpster

i live in a camper in the barnes and noble parking lot

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


peeonwe posted:

take a xanax and lissen to some vaporwave or sumthin idunno but ur posting brand is v serious and buzz harshing

these are serious times, my man

because you're a nice guy I'm going to try to expand my posting brand of piss-based pop songs past 5 PM but I can't promise anything.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

ain't shbit happen this poo poo is boring as f.

Dats cool. I could use some boring. Gomma play Crusader Kings 2 and dream of a Byzantine Empire in the stars.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/892583280213721088

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

mormonpartyboat posted:

drone hives on the back of trucks are gonna be the next iteration

like a fedex truck that doesnt have to stop, drones just loot and scoot

For every delivery scenario in the US, things were built with milk men in mind. Everything is spec'd ground accessible by decades of tradition. DoorDash already exists (sorta). Throw down a ramp and put out a tiny robot for a local dog to have sex with on the way to the porch with its package delivery. Existing US infrastructure requires no more complexity by design.

The fight is against 6" curbs and a white picket fence designed to have a simple closure device. If you've got more security than that, you've bought it by choice and you don't want simple deliveries anyway.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
ive found out who turdfuzz is irl and i have now, at least twice, re arranged his pots and pans in his kitchen

the gently caress

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now

Citizen Tayne posted:

Fiesta is made near Pittsburgh.

("Fiesta Ware" is incorrect nomenclature, see the Homer Laughlin webpage.)

lol k but gl on your craigslist searches cause everyone types it as fiesta ware or fiestaware

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Citizen Tayne posted:

these are serious times, my man

because you're a nice guy I'm going to try to expand my posting brand of piss-based pop songs past 5 PM but I can't promise anything.

u should try "ain't never gonna break in 2 mah truck (self-driving remix)"

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what happened today

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Citizen Tayne posted:

these are serious times, my man

because you're a nice guy I'm going to try to expand my posting brand of piss-based pop songs past 5 PM but I can't promise anything.

hall & oates trump piss parody pls

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Schnorkles posted:

ive found out who turdfuzz is irl and i have now, at least twice, re arranged his pots and pans in his kitchen

the gently caress

can you also water my plants

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

call me piss$ss

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Mariana Horchata posted:

i live in a camper in the barnes and noble parking lot

wow la-di-da the b&n

i'll be at the abandoned walmart with the real proletariat

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
~ur piss is on my list~

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