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Bonster posted:...Some of you are massively underestimating the need for natural light in your living environment. Ya, but we're talking about goons, here. A dark, windowless crevasse with high speed internet, odd machinery in most of the rooms, and an easily defended entrance is pretty much the ideal.
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The Tomb of the Unknown
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Follow up: Tore out a small separate room in the basement that had been made with scrap lumber. They told me it was a room for storing cakes but I found out it was the old man's jerk shack when I found a huge stash of vintage porno under the floorboards.
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Aug 21, 2017 14:21
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Ahhh, awesome. Nice find.
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Aug 21, 2017 14:28
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Do not eat the cakes.
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Aug 21, 2017 14:48
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Watch the tape, but expect to either die a week after or find the feds knocking on your door.
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Aug 21, 2017 15:42
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"Anyone want to buy my collection of vintage 60+ mags?"
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Floorboard porn is possibly better than forest porn.
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MrYenko posted:"Anyone want to buy my collection of vintage 60+ mags?" Can you sell pron on ebay? sorry...'vintage erotica'
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wesleywillis posted:Floorboard porn is possibly better than forest porn. I don't like the knowledge of knowing the people who jerked off to the found porn
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spog posted:Can you sell pron on ebay? There's a collector for everything.
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Wasabi the J posted:I don't like the knowledge of knowing the people who jerked off to the found porn
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I'm torn. On the one hand, no one today has a dedicated porno room anymore, and it seems like something a modern lady or gentlemen should call their own. On the other, with tablets and smartphones around, which room isn't the porno room?
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My Lovely Horse posted:I'm torn. On the one hand, no one today has a dedicated porno room anymore, and it seems like something a modern lady or gentlemen should call their own. On the other, with tablets and smartphones around, which room isn't the porno room? The lunch room, Steve. For the last goddamn time.
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nm posted:The lunch room, Steve. For the last goddamn time. Just wait til you try the hotdog stuffed crust.
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Polio Vax Scene posted:imagine this during a heavy rainstorm Tin roof in a heavy rainstorm is actually pretty awesome. Always put me right to sleep.
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Aug 21, 2017 23:41
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When I was a kid we had a tin roof on our porch and it was kind of cool to sit there in storm with all the rain hitting it. Hail was a little less relaxing.
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spog posted:Can you sell pron on ebay? You used to be, not sure about today. Back in the 56k days buying a 650mb CD-R with porn on it from eBay was faster than downloading it!
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spog posted:Can you sell pron on ebay? I've drunk-bought 70s comics off eBay that turned out to be smut, so I figure the worst case answer is "it depends." FCKGW posted:You used to be, not sure about today. If you run the numbers, a station wagon full of hard drives still has a higher bandwidth than the fastest internet connection. The latency isn't so great, though. Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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There's a reason google transfers large amounts of data by packing up a server and putting it on an airplane.
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hailthefish posted:There's a reason google transfers large amounts of data by packing up a server and putting it on an airplane. 
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Crotch Fruit posted:So that's how cloud computing works. You laugh, but that's how the idea for Netflix came about. IIRC, the creators had a college professor in the 90s ask them about ways to transfer large amounts of data with current tech, and one of the ideas was just to stick DVDs in the mail.
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hailthefish posted:There's a reason google transfers large amounts of data by packing up a server and putting it on an airplane. https://aws.amazon.com/snowmobile/ Amazon trucks it.
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tangy yet delightful posted:https://aws.amazon.com/snowmobile/ Do they leave it on their own doorstep if no one answers in .03 nanoseconds?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I've drunk-bought 70s comics off eBay that turned out to be smut, so I figure the worst case answer is "it depends." I bought a few old ties at the tip (kind of a combination dump and thrift store, it's not really known as much for clothes but some do end up there). One day when I was hanging some up my partner noticed a leg peeking out on the bottom of the backside of a regular red patterned tie. She thought it was like a Rennaissance painting of a woman... unfolded the tie and nope, naked pic of a lady with 70s bush. I looked it up on eBay out of curiousity and they were selling for $60-200, I gave it away because that stuff's just not my steaze. quote:If you run the numbers, a station wagon full of hard drives still has a higher bandwidth than the fastest internet connection. The latency isn't so great, though. This one and stock-picking cat are probably my two favourite animal stories: A Durban IT company pitted an 11-month-old bird armed with a 4GB memory stick against the ADSL service from the country's biggest web firm.
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This house has it all. http://imgur.com/gallery/4X17e
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GreenNight posted:This house has it all. It's a "The Sims" house made real.
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GreenNight posted:This house has it all. $1.7M in Indianapolis. Hahahahaha.
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GreenNight posted:This house has it all.
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Liquid Communism posted:Tin roof in a heavy rainstorm is actually pretty awesome. Always put me right to sleep. Ditto. I actually have an app for that. GreenNight posted:This house has it all. I gather from these photos that the "interior designer" really liked stone, round windows, huge fireplaces, and can lights. I've never seen so many can lights. And also hated stair railings. And straight lines/right angles. That house *had* to have been built by someone who won the lottery, or otherwise became suddenly wealthy(ish). I wouldn't even know what to do with a house that big. House my entire extended family, I guess.
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GreenNight posted:This house has it all. You know how old school FPS games had environments that were ostensibly real places, but had goofy layouts designed to maximize ease of movement and visual interest/identifiable landmarks? Often with low-red textures? What I'm saying is that I want to play a multiplayer half-life mod in that house.
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The story behind that mansion is almost exactly what you would expect.quote:The estate was the dream of Indy’s Jerry A. Hostetler, whom the Indy Star refers to as “the almost-famous pimp-turned-construction mini-magnate” in a 2012 piece. “Mr Big,” as the cops called Hostetler, bought the property in the 1960s when it was just a modest ranch home, at the age of 23. From there, he began buying up his neighbors’ houses and constructing a fantasy estate — in a style that can only be described as Midwestern Vegas Versailles.
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Darchangel posted:Ditto. I actually have an app for that. With no doors on any bedrooms?
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The Twinkie Czar posted:The story behind that mansion is almost exactly what you would expect. Yep, that sounds about right. It's designed by someone whose seen how rich people live, but only picked up on the superficial details. And apparently never evolved any taste over 40 years. there wolf posted:With no doors on any bedrooms? No that house specifically. Just one that big. Though I suppose that does encourage family togetherness or something.
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GreenNight posted:This house has it all. Isnt this a Hitman level?
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GreenNight posted:This house has it all. Try to count all the can lights
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What building inspector signed off on so many frigging stairs with no hand rails?
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kid sinister posted:building inspector signed Ha! Good one.
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