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Carbon dioxide posted:I heard the Dutch team are solving this problem by bringing their own plumber. Just imagine... being a random plumber in a western country, asked to fly to Brazil to fix poo poo for your country's olympic team. Would he be allowed to put the olympic rings on his uniform? Actually, now I think about it, I'd rather watch olympic plumbing instead of the usual running, jumping and skipping events.
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spog posted:Would he be allowed to put the olympic rings on his uniform? More importantly, will he be awarded to coveted Olympic brown medal? e: More pokefreud https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/19/french-pokemon-go-player-arrested-on-indonesian-military-base Azhais has a new favorite as of 22:10 on Jul 25, 2016 |
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spog posted:Would he be allowed to put the olympic rings on his uniform? Combine the two and watch a Mario speedrun
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Carbon dioxide posted:I heard the Dutch team are solving this problem by bringing their own plumber. Just imagine... being a random plumber in a western country, asked to fly to Brazil to fix poo poo for your country's olympic team. Last time I checked Brazil's in western hemisphere.
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Wait, since the Dutch plumber is from the northern hemisphere will he know how to setup pipes for the southern hemisphere's backwards water?
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Taeke posted:If you like Rick and Morty, that video and have the slightest interest in fantasy and pen and paper games, I recommend Harmonquest. The first episode is on youtube. It's basically Dan Harmon (one the creators of R&M) with some friends and a celebrity guest playing dungeons and dragons with everything that happens animated. Everybody do yourself a favor and watch this.
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Carbon dioxide posted:I heard the Dutch team are solving this problem by bringing their own plumber. Just imagine... being a random plumber in a western country, asked to fly to Brazil to fix poo poo for your country's olympic team. I can imagine this being a musical made in order to mock the poo poo out of the olympics.
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Pyroi posted:I can imagine this being a musical made in order to mock the poo poo out of the olympics. It wouldn't be Brazil if they took the poo poo out of it.
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wayfinder posted:Combine the two and watch a Mario speedrun Now, typically when an athlete uses the toilet, they use the lever to complete a full flush cycle. However, if we apply the principle of letting the yellow mellow we can ...
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Real athletes don't use toilets unless he's on world record pace, for the love of god, get the gently caress off the course.
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Stan Taylor posted:Schadenfreude Thread: Jack Off Right Now! "Suck my dick, you fuckman!" is the closest we'll ever get to a modern Shakespeare.  God says "gently caress THIS TELEPHONE POLE IN PARTICULAR"
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burexas.irom posted:Everybody do yourself a favor and watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cuqqHGpRDE
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burexas.irom posted:Everybody do yourself a favor and watch this.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Real athletes don't use toilets I like that photo because of the look of grim, focused determination on the guy's face. He is going to power right through. Explosive diarrhea is just weakness leaving the body.
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Centripetal Horse posted:I like that photo because of the look of grim, focused determination on the guy's face. He is going to power right through. Explosive diarrhea is just weakness leaving the body. This happened about 100 yards into the marathon.
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Tony Phillips posted:This happened about 100 yards into the marathon. If he got rid of his weakness that early in, he's a shoo-in for first place.
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Tony Phillips posted:This happened about 100 yards into the marathon. Pulling a Spy Hunter.
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Tony Phillips posted:This happened about 100 yards into the marathon. Seriously?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmleHMY3OOo Failarmy!!!! Some decent ones in there.
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It's official, even after having proof come out that the entire process was blatantly rigged against him, Sanders endorsed the person that received all benefits of said rigging
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If Bernie was actually cool he would've run off into the the mountains with a small but loyal band of followers and begun a brutal campaign of guerrilla warfare.
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FreudianSlippers posted:If Bernie was actually cool he would've run off into the the mountains with a small but loyal band of followers and begun a brutal campaign of guerrilla warfare. I would have Geronimoed with him.
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FreudianSlippers posted:If Bernie was actually cool he would've run off into the the mountains with a small but loyal band of followers and begun a brutal campaign of guerrilla warfare. Yeah, a radical insane dream like that is the only option; it's not like there's a precedent set of someone that was expected to give an endorsement to instead say something like "vote your conscience" Vvv: exactly, laughing is the whole point of this thread Double vvv: Ha, i love it; i hope that's real and not just snl or something like that Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Jul 26, 2016 |
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The schadenfreude is on Bernie supporters, because they got emotionally invested in politics. Getting emotionally invested in politics is dumb.
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Sentient Data posted:Yeah, a radical insane dream like that is the only option; it's not like there's a precedent set of someone that was expected to give an endorsement to instead say something like "vote your conscience" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf3MBk_f1ao
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Sentient Data posted:Yeah, a radical insane dream like that is the only option; it's not like there's a precedent set of someone that was expected to give an endorsement to instead say something like "vote your conscience" I dunno the image of warlord Bernard Sanders sitting in a hidden shack deep in the woods encircled by rotting capitalist heads on pikes ordering his fanatical followers to don balaclavas and rob a bank to fund his campaign of terror is just funny to me.
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mind the walrus posted:Based solely on two incidents I've seen from this thread it sounds like Sale and his team are getting managed by people divorced from the day to day operations of the team, which is a valid reason to be pissed the gently caress off. JFC this is one of the best things put on the internet in a long while.
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Epic Win.
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Stan Taylor posted:Epic Win. gb24chan
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Weatherman posted:gb24chan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Win_Butler
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FreudianSlippers posted:I dunno the image of warlord Bernard Sanders sitting in a hidden shack deep in the woods encircled by rotting capitalist heads on pikes ordering his fanatical followers to don balaclavas and rob a bank to fund his campaign of terror is just funny to me. In that case, if you don't mind lots of text, you might like Liberal Crime Squad
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Crossposting from the GIF thread: That's Yanagi Ryuken, a self-proclaimed "Kiai master", bravely defeating an onslaught of highly-trained attackers using only the power of chi. Or, if you've got a slightly more realistic world view, it's a scam artist stage fighting against a group of compliant students, who have either been brainwashed to completely buy into his bullshit-fu, or who are knowingly playing along. So, what happens when this undefeated Kiai master goes up against a real, actual, not-fake, highly trained MMA fighter? This is what happens The best part is that Ryuken himself had offered a 5000 dollar reward to any fighter that could beat him. This article has some more examples from around the world, like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ykNZ7rAcw The idea is that the Yellow Bamboo guy (in yellow) should have been able to stop his attacker using only a blast of chi. It didn't work.
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Pyroi posted:I can imagine this being a musical made in order to mock the poo poo out of the olympics. Or an opera: The Plumber of Brazil!
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