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”I guess by not givin’ a poo poo!” is a valid answer to a lot of concerned questions.
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Konec Hry posted:”I guess by not givin’ a poo poo!” is a valid answer to a lot of concerned questions. Conversely, ”Daaamn! That answer could use some work!” gets a lot of mileage from me, too.
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I managed to luck into the appropriate situation to use "We gotta hold this pose, man. Norman Rockwell's gettin' his easel out of the car" and it felt like something that should go into the first couple minutes of my personal highlight reel
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Konec Hry posted:Conversely, ”Daaamn! That answer could use some work!” gets a lot of mileage from me, too. Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe
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Apr 25, 2021 00:53
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https://i.imgur.com/XReuWun.mp4 "You think you can hang with the dirtiest dudes in town? "
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so how you been Pat what it is Been getting in shape, boy!  oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog poo poo http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06232004
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Apr 27, 2021 19:15
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Crosspost from the cursed thread.
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tripwood posted:Crosspost from the cursed thread. YOU IMBECILES! MAY LUCIFER BRAND YOUR FOREHEAD WITH AN APOSTROPHE IN HADES!
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They're not even apostrophes, they're back quotes. It's even more inaccurate.
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tripwood posted:Crosspost from the cursed thread. Don't see the problem with Mr. Tea, Mr. Coffee, and Mr. Snack wanting you to know their store is open.
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Apr 28, 2021 19:09
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go to a dungeon
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Apr 29, 2021 17:01
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"I don't know you, yet I have hired a variety of men to create a certain sort of relationship with you" will never get much use but it's in my head a lot
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forgot about this one but "he knows his own punchline and that ruins the joke" is A+ https://achewood.com/index.php?date=10192006
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It doesn't get frequent or even uncommon use but I have told people that school is exactly designed to prevent dudes from becoming kings more than once.
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I have been known to say "beats me why most guys suck" from time to time. (from http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12112007 )
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FMguru posted:I have been known to say "beats me why most guys suck" from time to time. “sure as hell ain’t my scene”
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My regular one is "Man what is that nonsense now" from this one: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09152006
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"Her tits would fall off and roll under the couch" is a beautiful gem of a sentence, though admittedly less useful in day to day life.
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"i pay attention" is a good response to someone asking why you know about a thing, imo.
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Not one of the classic turns of phrase but I think "Uhhhh thanks, but we're not exactly looking for your INput!" in Garfield's voice on a daily basis
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Not one of the classic turns of phrase but I think "Uhhhh thanks, but we're not exactly looking for your INput!" in Garfield's voice on a daily basis
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The dude is from circumstances is a useful phrase irl
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Not one of the classic turns of phrase but I think "Uhhhh thanks, but we're not exactly looking for your INput!" in Garfield's voice on a daily basis I like how Garfield went from that to this:  Would also love to know what kind of union contract prevents you from drinking a coffee that's been frothed with a dildo.
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Lyle is technically a coffee dildoing scab who's violating the sacred fraternity of the Guild of Dildo Frothsmen by setting up a streetside non-union shop.
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Daktar posted:I like how Garfield went from that to this:
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They had to coconut-infuse their own rum in those days.
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Daktar posted:I like how Garfield went from that to this: For some reason the frame with the strip eyes reminded me of how much I love this strip and the phrase "put these shoes on and have legs like mine": 
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Garfield's so rich his pockets are made of commas.
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Woebin posted:Tonight I got to describe a person as being "from Circumstances". I don't think there's any other Achewoodism nearly as useful. been gettin' a lotta mileage out of "bullshit little house and car man" lately. "Dress it in a onesie and leave it at the fire station" comes in handy surprisingly often. "Beats me man. Beats me why most dudes suck" also, letting people know whether it sure as hell is or isn't your scene is optional.
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I often think about that moment at Beef's wedding rehearsal where Ray tears up his speech and yells poo poo!
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FMguru posted:Lots of showbiz contracts have "moral turpitude" clauses. And yet when I think of Showbiz I do not think of moral turpitude. Molly's not fooling anyone, she's going to throw that $13 bar of soap away.
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https://twitter.com/HapaxLegoman/status/1389736970813911042
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"Sex appeal of biscuit with two shits inside" is an underappreciated Achewoodism that I think of often oh, and I already GOT dinner plans tonight, so you can go toFUCK yourself
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May 5, 2021 03:59
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Shank 'em if you got 'em!
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Due to some unfortunate road trip food choices, my Achewoodism for today was “instant rear end emesis”
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theironjef posted:Shank 'em if you got 'em! I advocate you use Ferlinghetti's Axis, whic-
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Maximizes damage to the vein. I know my stuff.
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Instead of "hello" i like to say "Phillippe is standing on it."
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lotta questions that could be answered with my “screw you, man” chest tattoo
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