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vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/jamesdewsbury7/status/1016774168485027842?s=09
https://twitter.com/BigEvans100/status/1016776259945234439?s=09

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Today is a sad day for me and for my aussie pal Bogan Krkic because cool and good football legend Carlos "El Zorro" Hernandez has finally retired from football. He's one of my favorite players ever and I still enjoyed watching him walk around and score golazos while playing for lovely low level teams in our joke of a local league.

In commemoration I will share my all time favorite among his sick goals and will eat some KFC tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Mjoad2rEY

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Simone Poodoin posted:

Today is a sad day for me and for my aussie pal Bogan Krkic because cool and good football legend Carlos "El Zorro" Hernandez has finally retired from football. He's one of my favorite players ever and I still enjoyed watching him walk around and score golazos while playing for lovely low level teams in our joke of a local league.

In commemoration I will share my all time favorite among his sick goals and will eat some KFC tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Mjoad2rEY

I wonder how fat he's gonna get now he's retired, op

I can't find the video but my most lasting memory is him doing a crossbar challenge just after arriving in Melbourne, speaking limited English. Saunters up to the camera, points his thumbs at himself and shouts "Carlos, champion!" before just belting the ball into the stratosphere

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I scrolled though maybe 10% of this long rear end good article and there’s over 9000 fitba films you should watch here, especially the Japanese crab goalie one

https://twitter.com/bilgeebiri/status/1017815480701243392?s=21

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Good post, I'm definitely interested in a lot on this list.

Istanbul United looks interesting:

quote:

Istanbul United (Turkey, 2014)

It turns out that one of the best documentaries about modern Turkey is a soccer movie. Well, sort of. Farid Eslam and Oliver Waldhauer’s film starts off charting the explosive and violent rivalry between the die-hard fans of Istanbul’s three major sports teams — Fenerbahce, Galatasaray, Besiktas — but then turns political when these fans unite in support of the Gezi Park protests of 2013. Once mobilized, these fan groups — angry, organized, and experienced at evading riot police — came to play an increasingly important role in the Turkish resistance, especially after the protests were violently broken up by the authorities. Beautifully shot and grippingly put-together, Istanbul United shows how these warring fans who once hated each other with a passion came together in service of a greater cause. But the film doesn’t sugarcoat their awakening. By the end, the rage — spittle-flecked, red-faced, foul-mouthed — is still there and ready to be directed, be it toward a sports team, a government, or an entire political system.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1017765895261827072

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Nothing funny going on here no sir

https://twitter.com/jbrookes7/status/1018174416948224003

https://twitter.com/BRawcliffe96/status/1018175849789624320

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Wheres Irdning

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
In austria apparently

Arent there better clubs out there to play friendlies with

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Kurtofan posted:

In austria apparently

Arent there better clubs out there to play friendlies with

Apparently it was the closest team to their training base so they gave them a game as payback (+ I imagine they got a fair chunk of money from it).

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


The ref ending the game 5 seconds early was :discourse:

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Meanwhile, Liverpool drew 0-0 with Bury.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
So Karius didn't play, then?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Lmao at that Everton friendly

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


TheBigAristotle posted:

So Karius didn't play, then?
hehe

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

TheBigAristotle posted:

So Karius didn't play, then?

He actually did. Everything's coming up Loris.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/kirancmoodley/status/1018300852463919105

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
No mention of the ages of the gaps he penetrates wtf

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSE7G7C6xt0

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

looking forward to the new season of the European Premier League

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Kwagga posted:

looking forward to the new season of the European Premier League

Lmao

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Rooney described as “slight” lol America

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
We're milk-raised, corn-fed hambeasts, Rooney is a little twink in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Whopper :911:

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Whose picture is that in Rooney's page

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

One of you wrote this, admit it

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


oliwan posted:

Whose picture is that in Rooney's page

That's the person taking the photo's thumb

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win



yikes

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

This is what the word "blegum" was created for

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

lol at Kompany's head, reminds me of

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Belgians and sand name a more iconic duo

Shroud
May 11, 2009

African AIDS cum posted:

Belgians and sand name a more iconic duo

Belgians and hands

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Shroud posted:

Belgians and hands

:eyepop:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Shroud posted:

Belgians and hands

:trumppop:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I
D
G
I

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Shroud posted:

Belgians and hands
The World Cup was amazing and this joke is a fitting epilogue.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


belgian congo

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Shroud posted:

Belgians and hands
:golfclap:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Im am fellaini's chiseled chin

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Shroud posted:

Belgians and hands
y i k e s

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvQCbdAIZQ

Stan Collymore's announcing on this is so deliriously joyous, I friggin love it

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