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Crossfit people buy body armor for workouts. Can't just do normal pull ups. You need to do kipping pull ups while wearing 30 pounds of weight!
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Mu Zeta posted:Crossfit people buy body armor for workouts. Can't just do normal pull ups. You need to do kipping pull ups while wearing 30 pounds of weight! 
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Feb 14, 2019 21:39
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Panfilo posted:I thought you had to work in law enforcement to buy body armor. Are you suggesting mall security aren't law enforcement? They're out there everyday, ready to protect 13 year old boys like yourself, so you don’t get gang raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the “Silent Scope” game.
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Feb 14, 2019 21:40
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Panfilo posted:I thought you had to work in law enforcement to buy body armor. You can buy it right off Sportsman's Guide, including Eastern European surplus. I've got a Serbian Kevlar helmet on my display shelf.
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Feb 14, 2019 21:44
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Panfilo posted:I thought you had to work in law enforcement to buy body armor. In the U.S? Nope. I think states do vary some in what laws they pass on such things but for the most part it's legal for Joe Average far as I can tell. I think it gets a bit murky if you're a felon but other than that nobody seems to care much if you own armor.
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Feb 14, 2019 22:04
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It would be pretty weird if you could buy guns but not body armor
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Feb 14, 2019 22:43
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Panfilo posted:I thought you had to work in law enforcement to buy body armor. Fetish gear doesn't stay off the market for long.
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Feb 14, 2019 22:54
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pyf has a tacticool thread of course you can buy body armor. Though some other stuff like pepper spray and batons have more restrictions on them than gunz, lol.
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Feb 14, 2019 22:57
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Samuringa posted:It would be pretty weird if you could buy guns but not body armor Not really. Gats are explicitly enshrined in the constitution, body armor isn't. But yeah, it varies by state.
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Feb 15, 2019 01:41
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Mu Zeta posted:Crossfit people buy body armor for workouts. Can't just do normal pull ups. You need to do kipping pull ups while wearing 30 pounds of weight! That’s just a weighted vest, not armor.
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Feb 15, 2019 01:55
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It said "5.11 tactical" on it so I assumed it was armor
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Feb 15, 2019 01:58
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'Tactical' is just a word you put on things, like 'organic'.
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Feb 15, 2019 02:17
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Mu Zeta posted:It said "5.11 tactical" on it so I assumed it was armor It was probably lip balm 
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Feb 15, 2019 02:29
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Slippery posted:Yeah but I'd bet at least 50% of Soju consumption is stupid Americans over there. Ask me how I know the other 50% seems to be roving packs of businessmen wreaking havoc in every karaoke bar they find
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Feb 15, 2019 05:27
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skooma512 posted:There's a security guard at the local Home Depot/Panda Express/Starbucks strip mall that does have a bunch of body armor on. He looks like some uparmored mob in the Division. .338 Lapua which the person seriously wants protection against is also a round designed for the long-range army snipers and against "anything that has a pulse and needs to go". It can pierce most army-issue body armors 1 km away. So totally relevant issue for a mall cop.
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Feb 15, 2019 19:22
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I just realised that if those are from early 2001, 911 probably made that guys dreams come true in terms of his "expense requests".
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Feb 15, 2019 19:51
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Wait, that’s not satire?
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Feb 16, 2019 01:13
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Casu Marzu posted:the other 50% seems to be roving packs of businessmen wreaking havoc in every karaoke bar they find I know right? And of course sweaty expats.
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Feb 16, 2019 04:57
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I heard Duke Cannon made good shaving cream, but seeing them sell tactical lip balm makes me want to avoid it like the plague in favor of something that isn't bathroom cosplay.
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Feb 16, 2019 12:24
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jobson groeth posted:It was probably lip balm This is another "Marketing For Men" thing, isn't it? 
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Feb 16, 2019 13:42
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I want to see tampons marketed like that. SOLDIERS SHOVE THESE INTO GUNSHOT WOUNDS, HOOAH!!!
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Feb 16, 2019 14:08
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Samuringa posted:This is another "Marketing For Men" thing, isn't it? Dental floss for women being marketing for men?
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Feb 16, 2019 14:52
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jobson groeth posted:It was probably lip balm It's introduction to marketing 101: "how do we target men who are insecure about using lip balm?". LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW IT'S USED IN THE ARMY "not manly enough..." CALL IT 'DUKE CANNON' "*rails coke* I love it!"
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Feb 16, 2019 15:37
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Oh man I can transform into a duke cannon just by eating too much kimchi.
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Feb 16, 2019 15:55
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Trig Discipline posted:Oh man I can transform into a duke cannon just by eating too much kimchi. A very small amount of kimchi is too much for me  the cucumber kind is great though
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Feb 16, 2019 15:56
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RandomPauI posted:I heard Duke Cannon made good shaving cream, but seeing them sell tactical lip balm makes me want to avoid it like the plague in favor of something that isn't bathroom cosplay. Duke Cannon hails from a simpler time. A time when the term handyman was redundant. A time when chivalry and patriotism weren’t considered old- fashioned. A time when you never put the word salad next to bar. But something happened along the way. Men were encouraged to put down their lug wrenches and pick up their phones to hashtag for help. Substance was replaced by the flash of guys taking selfies. And instead of getting up before dawn to build railroads, men started going to the gym at 9 a.m. to ride pretend bicycles. As any historian worth his salt will tell you, this country was built by folks with a sense of purpose. Duke Cannon’s purpose is simple: to make superior-quality grooming goods that meet the high standards of hard-working men. Our products are tested by soldiers, not boy bands. And they’re made in a little place we like to call the United States of America. We value things like hard work, family, community, bacon and country; we champion builders, creators, sledge hammerers, holders of doors and fixers of toilets; we have the utmost respect for teachers and farmers and soldiers and first responders—so it’s no wonder good folks feel right at home in Duke Cannon Country. I think this is different from one I posted before, I'm going to have to find see if I can find it e: Yup, posted in this thread a while back quote:DUKE CANNON I loving hate duke cannon. this post took like 9 edits to get right Garrand has a new favorite as of 20:37 on Feb 16, 2019 |
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Feb 16, 2019 20:34
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Garrand posted:DUKE CANNON I honestly can’t tell if this is real or satire.
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Feb 16, 2019 22:52
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Garrand posted:Duke Cannon hails from a simpler time. ...please tell me this is satire. ...please. Oh god. It isn't is it?
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Feb 16, 2019 23:44
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The Great Burrito posted:I honestly can’t tell if this is real or satire. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BAR OF DUKE CANNON INTO THE SOAP DISH [...]
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Feb 16, 2019 23:44
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Roblo posted:...please tell me this is satire. Toxic masculinity is hella real and hella dumb.
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Feb 16, 2019 23:56
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Nuevo posted:Toxic masculinity is hella real and hella dumb. they are some fuckin huge bars of soap though. I was thinking of getting some cause they seem like they'd last a while
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Feb 17, 2019 00:04
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DUKE CANNON REMEMBERS A TIME WHEN HE COULD TELL HIS HILARIOUS JOKE ABOUT THE BLONDE CHEERLEADER AND THE COLORED FELLOW TO THE GUYS AT THE OFFICE AND NOT HAVE TO MEET WITH THAT BITCH FROM HR!
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Feb 17, 2019 00:05
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DUKE CANNON'S GRANDCHILDREN DON'T WANT HIM TO COME TO THANKSGIVING ANYMORE!
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Feb 17, 2019 00:06
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND BOUNDARIES OR WHY DEBRA FROM ACCOUNTING FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER
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Feb 17, 2019 00:08
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DUKE CANNON OWNS ALL 15 SEASONS OF NCIS ON DVD IN DUKE CANNON'S TIME A MAN'S FAMILY DIDN'T HOLD AN "INTERVENTION" FOR HIS "RAGING ALCOHOLISM," THEY JUST ACCEPTED IT DUKE CANNON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY CAN SAY THAT WORD BUT HE CAN'T
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Feb 17, 2019 00:10
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I haven't even heard the term metrosexual in something like over a decade. Imagine being that hung up on it.
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Feb 17, 2019 00:11
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DUKE CANNON WAS JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN, BABE, C'MON DON'T BE SO UPTIGHT
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Feb 17, 2019 00:12
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T CARE IF TWO GUYS WANNA HOLD HANDS JUST AS LONG AS THEY KEEP IT AWAY FROM WHERE KIDS MIGHT SEE IT DUKE CANNON SAYS, RAP MORE LIKE CRAP, TURN DOWN THAT GHETTO BLASTER
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Feb 17, 2019 00:14
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IN DUKE CANNON'S TIME THE AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY FOR A MAN WAS 55 AND HE THINKS THAT'S SOMETHING TO STRIVE FOR
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DUKE CANNON SUPPORTS THE TROOPS AND WOULD HAVE BEEN RIGHT THERE WITH THEM BUT HIS BONE SPURS KEPT HIM FROM SERVING
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