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Bob Socko posted:A bird wanted to make contact with me just now. On a related note, I’m in awe of how good the cameras are on modern iPhones. thats not a bird. look at the eyes
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Oct 31, 2021 22:49
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my bony fealty posted:hello. has the disclosure happened yet? Soft or hard?
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Oct 31, 2021 22:49
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skewetoo posted:thats not a bird. look at the eyes common misconception. that's a dinosaur.
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Oct 31, 2021 23:12
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It's not high enough to be a bird
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Oct 31, 2021 23:25
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I want to thank the goon who recommended Love and Saucers. Great documentary. He has a real wild story, but a lot the details are consistent with common abduction accounts. Lotta strange stuff goes on out there, who knows.
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Nov 1, 2021 00:01
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Fly Ricky posted:I want to thank the goon who recommended Love and Saucers. Great documentary. It's really a throwback. There used to be a lot more alien sex in abduction stories, right back to the very beginning, but not so much in later stories.
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Nov 1, 2021 00:07
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Bob Socko posted:A bird wanted to make contact with me just now. On a related note, I’m in awe of how good the cameras are on modern iPhones. im sorry, i only believe it if you have radar data too
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Nov 1, 2021 00:23
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Bob Socko posted:A bird wanted to make contact with me just now. On a related note, I’m in awe of how good the cameras are on modern iPhones. Wings are too small. No way something like that could fly. Obviously a staged photo. I can even see the string.
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Nov 1, 2021 01:12
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gently caress. Somebody I am very close to personally knows Grimes and Elon and has an extremely hosed up story that I really want to post but I can't because it involves a major HIPAA violation and a very very small amount of people know and this person could easily lose their job if it was traced back to them through me. I keep expecting it to come out in the press but let's just say the circumstances of their breakup is hosed and Elon is a raging narcissist and way worse than the stories that are in the public.
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Nov 1, 2021 02:06
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D-Pad posted:Elon is a raging narcissist and way worse than the stories that are in the public. lol at anyone to whom this is news if you've ever listened to him speak and didn't see right through him then congrats you're a mark
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Nov 1, 2021 02:08
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D-Pad posted:gently caress. Somebody I am very close to personally knows Grimes and Elon and has an extremely hosed up story that I really want to post but I can't because it involves a major HIPAA violation and a very very small amount of people know and this person could easily lose their job if it was traced back to them through me. I keep expecting it to come out in the press but let's just say the circumstances of their breakup is hosed and Elon is a raging narcissist and way worse than the stories that are in the public. does it involve aliens?
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Nov 1, 2021 02:10
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They broke up?  Luv u Claire xox
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Nov 1, 2021 02:26
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is it about how he only wants sons, and probably does some hosed up stuff to ensure that?
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Nov 1, 2021 02:32
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Mola Yam posted:is it about how he only wants sons, and probably does some hosed up stuff to ensure that? elon doin ce5 to ask the peanutties for a supersoldier serum for his dick
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Nov 1, 2021 02:35
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Hodgepodge posted:as the demiurge feeds exclusively on schadenfreude, this attack is enormously effective i have a hard time believing the demiurge is inherently malevolent, but flawed as the sophia created it to be separate from divinity and therefor it's creation is an imperfect reflection of that divinity it cannot be fully separate from but is also not fully aware of the flaws in the material world are a byproduct of the demiurge's inability to see and/or participate into that true divinity and so it's primary method of correcting flaws is in the form of prophets and angels who simply carry the same problems in acknowledging the true divine as the demiurge Goast has issued a correction as of 02:44 on Nov 1, 2021 |
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Nov 1, 2021 02:40
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PENIS BONES CONFIRMED https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom/status/1454841173177155586?s=20 https://twitter.com/MasterOfCringe/status/1454844472605515779?s=20
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Nov 1, 2021 03:02
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rock hard disclosure
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Nov 1, 2021 03:04
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Goast posted:i have a hard time believing the demiurge is inherently malevolent, but flawed as the sophia created it to be separate from divinity and therefor it's creation is an imperfect reflection of that divinity it cannot be fully separate from but is also not fully aware of that reminds me, i was doing some reading about the Yazidis and Melek Taus (effectively the demiurge but not evil), and their interpretation draws a straight line from God the Creator to Kartikeya, and Sophia thereby to Shakti. Of course, the monotheistic God rolls up at least a father, mother, son, and perhaps daughter into one figure, etc. 
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Nov 1, 2021 03:06
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's not high enough to be a bird im high enough to be a bird
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Nov 1, 2021 03:15
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Nov 1, 2021 03:25
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why isn't hillary also a lizard
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Nov 1, 2021 03:26
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Goast posted:why isn't hillary also a lizard it was the 90s
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Nov 1, 2021 03:26
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i was too young at the time, was hillary a known quantity in the 90's or was she just the first lady who supported health care for a while
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Nov 1, 2021 03:29
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Slavvy posted:He's ripped in the traditional US special forces way, too, by never doing legs. when i was a teenager i got to visit the navy seals training facility on coronado island. the funny thing about them is they're all a LOT smaller than you would think. the guy showing us around couldn't have been taller than 5'6". he also wasn't visibly ripped like a mr universe contestant but sure as poo poo was able to bounce through the obstacle course for multiple minutes like it was nothing. ridiculous amount of endurance
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Nov 1, 2021 04:13
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military boys grow wide in a distressing way tbh like i watched my friend go into the navy and i swear he just got ripshit huge yeah but he also like, grew wider like he's wider like the universe stretched him sideways i cant take hims eriously anymore and i love the guy
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Nov 1, 2021 04:16
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im one hundred percent sure that's because shorter dudes rip pull-ups and other bodyweight based poo poo easier you can mock a 5'4" guy for being a manlet all you want that motherfucker can haul themselves over a ledge easier than you ever will
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Nov 1, 2021 04:18
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Riot Bimbo posted:military boys grow wide in a distressing way tbh like just wait until a random encounter and you get a full cover bonus just for standing behind the guy
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Nov 1, 2021 04:18
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Goast posted:im one hundred percent sure that's because shorter dudes rip pull-ups and other bodyweight based poo poo easier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEItmb_a20M will never take away from the effort though
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Nov 1, 2021 04:20
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Goast posted:im one hundred percent sure that's because shorter dudes rip pull-ups and other bodyweight based poo poo easier my most favourite car ever is the miata and i can't comfortably fit in one for extended periods of time and it pisses me off and makes me envious of manlets
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Nov 1, 2021 04:30
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Spergin Morlock posted:when i was a teenager i got to visit the navy seals training facility on coronado island. the funny thing about them is they're all a LOT smaller than you would think. the guy showing us around couldn't have been taller than 5'6". he also wasn't visibly ripped like a mr universe contestant but sure as poo poo was able to bounce through the obstacle course for multiple minutes like it was nothing. ridiculous amount of endurance Yeah I've seen in a doc about them where they straight up said that some 6+ foot ripped guys are not good for the seals because that much extra bodyweight is a hindrance in the type of hardcore endurance poo poo they need to do. Most of them are way smaller than you would expect. Goast posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEItmb_a20M I have always wanted a world record. I have a chest hair I've named The Yeti that is pure white and never stops growing. If it falls off it always come back. This last time it had reached 10 inches in length which was 1.2 inches shy of the world record for longest chest hair before it fell off. I was so pissed. Was taking hair supplements and being very careful not to rub it off in the shower and poo poo lmao. In a few years it should be getting there if I can keep it from falling off. I think this means I've got some bigfoot in my ancestry.
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Nov 1, 2021 04:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFSARAV__0g
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Nov 1, 2021 04:34
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Goast posted:im one hundred percent sure that's because shorter dudes rip pull-ups and other bodyweight based poo poo easier i always assumed it was because when u gently caress up in the army u have to do lots of pushups everything i know about the army comes from movies so this might be wrong
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Nov 1, 2021 04:45
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Hodgepodge posted:just wait until a random encounter and you get a full cover bonus just for standing behind the guy lmfao "LUNK, DEFENSE LURCH NOW." *grunts*
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Nov 1, 2021 04:47
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Have we talked about modern dinosaurs and the like yet? https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/qju5mz/prehistoric_beast_in_peru_jungles/
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Nov 1, 2021 04:59
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D-Pad posted:I have always wanted a world record. I have a chest hair I've named The Yeti that is pure white and never stops growing. If it falls off it always come back. This last time it had reached 10 inches in length which was 1.2 inches shy of the world record for longest chest hair before it fell off. I was so pissed. Was taking hair supplements and being very careful not to rub it off in the shower and poo poo lmao. In a few years it should be getting there if I can keep it from falling off. have you considered removing your legs and running very fast on your hands
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Nov 1, 2021 05:19
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D-Pad posted:Have we talked about modern dinosaurs and the like yet? Are we shifting to cryptids now? I loving love talking about cryptids. I don't really believe in any of them per se, but I'm willing to be persuaded with evidence.
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Nov 1, 2021 05:22
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D-Pad posted:Have we talked about modern dinosaurs and the like yet? Dinosaurs don't have hair or fur
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Nov 1, 2021 05:24
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A penis bone seems like just an absolutely insane idea
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Nov 1, 2021 05:49
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Inspector Hound posted:A penis bone seems like just an absolutely insane idea We have Viagra they have penis bones it's a fair trade
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Nov 1, 2021 05:56
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  but I think it covers the full breadth of thread opinion.
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