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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

oatgan posted:

brian cage was in a he-man fan film



He-Man looks as if he's just so over this sword bullshit.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

That Ignorant Sap posted:

On the left. He had teamed with Barbarian for awhile as the Powers of Pain


Another recent one:


For as big as warlord was, it still shocks me that he hasn't had health problems - literally like 1/3 of the guys from that era are dead or crippled in some way. Dude is 63 & still going strong so far, barbarian hasn't aged too bad either (other than ditching that wicked loving beard, that owned)

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Ozz81 posted:

For as big as warlord was, it still shocks me that he hasn't had health problems - literally like 1/3 of the guys from that era are dead or crippled in some way. Dude is 63 & still going strong so far, barbarian hasn't aged too bad either (other than ditching that wicked loving beard, that owned)

He's only 53, give it time for the inevitable heart failure to come.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

oatgan posted:

brian cage was in a he-man fan film



"yeah yeah, I have the power, I guess. Whatever. Got any weed?"

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


oatgan posted:

brian cage was in a he-man fan film



That's not a He-Man. That's a He-Machine.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cactus Jack posted:

He's only 53, give it time for the inevitable heart failure to come.

My bad, but still - he's actually in good shape, doesn't look all puffy and gross now and (so far) seems alright health-wise, all things considered. I legit would've expected him dead like within the last 5 years just based on that era's penchant for huge, roided, drug-abusing monsters.

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo

Ozz81 posted:

My bad, but still - he's actually in good shape, doesn't look all puffy and gross now and (so far) seems alright health-wise, all things considered. I legit would've expected him dead like within the last 5 years just based on that era's penchant for huge, roided, drug-abusing monsters.

for all you know he's in constant pain and suffering from multiple chronic illnesses, looking at a picture of a dude doesn't tell you much

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

That poster is about 5000 times better than the movie I bet.

he looks like Kevin Sorbo if he was stung by bees

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

he looks like Kevin Sorbo if he was stung by bees

I also just noticed that Orco in the lower right corner is pretty stacked.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
He-Man is Jason Sudekis on HGH?

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Grendels Dad posted:

I also just noticed that Orco in the lower right corner is pretty stacked.
That's not Orko, that's Dree Elle! :eng101:

For content, here's Konnan being arrested. Rey Mysterio is on the right.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Cactus Jack posted:

He's only 53, give it time for the inevitable heart failure to come.

Isn't the story with Warlord that while he did shitloads of steroids, he wasn't doing all the other drugs so he's actually in much better condition to other roidmonsters of that era.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Chewy Bitems posted:

Isn't the story with Warlord that while he did shitloads of steroids, he wasn't doing all the other drugs so he's actually in much better condition to other roidmonsters of that era.

Nash tells a story about how Warlord went up to Shawn Michaels in the locker room with a syringe and asks Shawn to shoot him up. He pulls his pants down and bends over and Shawn sticks him but cannot push the plunger down. Shawn even used two thumbs and couldn't get it to budge. Shawn bends down, looks at Warlord and says "I think you're full."

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Critical posted:

Nash tells a story about how Warlord went up to Shawn Michaels in the locker room with a syringe and asks Shawn to shoot him up. He pulls his pants down and bends over and Shawn sticks him but cannot push the plunger down. Shawn even used two thumbs and couldn't get it to budge. Shawn bends down, looks at Warlord and says "I think you're full."

hahahaha jesus christ

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

*maggle voice* OH my!!!!!!!!!

GB888
Jan 28, 2004

The GB stands for "Great Boobs".
EDIT: wow, that was huge.

http://i.imgur.com/Jplqmcq.jpg

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels

Interesting. Is this just to get the speculation train going or is there some official word on him coming in as a regular?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the former

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Luigi Thirty posted:

Well yeah, but you need to take a taxi to get there.




:smith:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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4 life

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers

The Fore(head) Horsemen

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Grendels Dad posted:

I also just noticed that Orco in the lower right corner is pretty stacked.

That's Shadow Weaver from She-Ra
:goonsay:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Critical posted:

Nash tells a story about how Warlord went up to Shawn Michaels in the locker room with a syringe and asks Shawn to shoot him up. He pulls his pants down and bends over and Shawn sticks him but cannot push the plunger down. Shawn even used two thumbs and couldn't get it to budge. Shawn bends down, looks at Warlord and says "I think you're full."

:laffo: Best steroid story ever, holy poo poo

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

Ozz81 posted:

:laffo: Best steroid story ever, holy poo poo
Not a pic but I made this gifset a while back just for this story



Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Don't give a poo poo about his history at all, I loving love Nash. Best storyteller and has charisma for days. All his shoots on KC are gold.

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

ZDar Fan posted:

That's Shadow Weaver from She-Ra
:goonsay:
Oh poo poo... you're right. I figured it was a gritty, sexy version of Orko's girl.:eng99:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Germ Incubator posted:

Not a pic but I made this gifset a while back just for this story





This sounds way more willing and friendly than I imagine mid-90s Michaels being. I'd imagine it actually going down with Shawn freaking the gently caress out and crying to Vince about midcarders daring to talk to him

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

Aesop Poprock posted:

This sounds way more willing and friendly than I imagine mid-90s Michaels being. I'd imagine it actually going down with Shawn freaking the gently caress out and crying to Vince about midcarders daring to talk to him

I think when the Warlord was still around Shawn was still a rocker so probably not exactly mid 90's Michaels

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie
AND HIS NAME IS LOSS.JPG

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MiketheGreat posted:

AND HIS NAME IS LOSS.JPG



lmao

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

WadeBartender posted:

I think when the Warlord was still around Shawn was still a rocker so probably not exactly mid 90's Michaels

yeah i was thinking he was around in a totally different era i guess

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MiketheGreat posted:

AND HIS NAME IS LOSS.JPG



Cena is more meme than wrestler at this point.



Sorry.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Say Nothing posted:

Cena is more meme than wrestler at this point.



Sorry.

This seems familiar...

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Someone should edit this to have another John Cena behind the door.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

MiketheGreat posted:

AND HIS NAME IS LOSS.JPG



It really should be Orton and an RKO.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Dario the Wop posted:

Oh poo poo... you're right. I figured it was a gritty, sexy version of Orko's girl.:eng99:

Me too, it seemed appropriate. I mean, if I was to make a movie that looks like a porn parody of He-Man, I'd think "poo poo, only two female characters, better make Orko a busty woman!"

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Dillbag posted:

It really should be Orton and an RKO.

To the stomach. So Big E's finish, I guess.

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Perry Normal posted:

To the stomach. So Big E's finish, I guess.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




She wasn't the only one

https://twitter.com/itsvedatime/status/632929138714759168

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