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ALFbrot posted:"Hey Derek, I saw you take that edible in the breakroom. poo poo's not safe, and I don't want to be around it. I think you should go home." "He shat himself." easy peasy
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He was feeling sick. He had a family emergency. He had a water leak at his house. Or a million other easily believable excuses.
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 17:57 |
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If you don't tip him off fast though and his reason conflicts then you're in trouble for covering for him with a fake story.
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 18:02 |
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“You’d have to ask him. He seemed upset and said it was an emergency.”
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 18:04 |
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I would probably go with "I saw him get in a car with your wife, he said it was important". That way he won't care about the drug stuff.
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 18:09 |
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Ok, yours is better. Mine would work though.
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 18:10 |
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"He left in a lowrider with some dude with a cane and an eiffel tower ring"
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 18:11 |
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I've been kind of slacking lately so I'm jumping queue order to exclusively post followups today before we forget what they're all aboutquote:I think that was the subject header I used I can't remember. It's the guy with the Evangelion underpants There is a picture, which I will default to not posting but I guess I can post it if someone really wants me to It's basically just black underwear with some sort of leaf-looking pattern on it which I gather is the Evangelion logo or something? Surprisingly tasteful Internet-detective strikes again quote:follow up to https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=485076989#post485076989
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 19:26 |
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Did they do a pose in the underwear or is it just a picture of the underwear fully knowing they would be photoshoped had they done a pose?
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 22:49 |
Fancy_Breakfast posted:Some countries actually have good milk. e.g the UK and Ireland. Nectar of the gods. I still wouldn't order it at a restaurant or bar. I would drink a glass of it at home with dinner however. Soothes the stomach. I hear New Zealand has good milk too. US chicken is terrible too. Fuckin garbage. Post the pic
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# ? Jul 3, 2018 23:23 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:There are a couple possibilities with Will. Will and the OP were abducted and tortured brutally; Will was killed. Memories relating to Will were unconsciously expunged to remain sane. Will had the scientific or supernatural ability to affect the minds and memories of those around him. At first Will thought OP was cool but then realized that he was a needy bitch and he'd probably be better off without. The ultimate ghosting
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 00:44 |
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Like Schroedinger's cat, Will existed as a quantum superposition of existence and non-existence until, upon observation, the waveform collapsed into the non-existence state, subsequently propagating backwards through time via retrocausality.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 01:15 |
Will's android friend is developing a bad virus & soon might become aware he's synthetic
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 02:28 |
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OP’s entire circle of friends is made up, not just Will. He’s a delusional recluse posting from his parents basement, which he hasn’t left since 1997.
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 05:06 |
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Fancy_Breakfast posted:Some countries actually have good milk. e.g the UK and Ireland. Nectar of the gods. I still wouldn't order it at a restaurant or bar. I would drink a glass of it at home with dinner however. Soothes the stomach. I hear New Zealand has good milk too. ah yes, good milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEDW78ruLTM e: this specific video is Canada, you know it's like this everywhere
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 08:11 |
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The bar milk is on me
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# ? Jul 4, 2018 09:34 |
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Milk dud
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drinking animal milk is gross
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 04:19 |
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I only drink milk that comes out of myself thank you very much
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 04:35 |
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Danaru posted:I only drink milk that comes out of myself thank you very much call me
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 04:42 |
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Son of Man posted:drinking animal milk is gross I'm glad my body rejects it, makes it a lot easier to avoid.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 15:54 |
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quote:My dad died when I was pretty young after a long fight sith cancer. He got very spiritual near the end and told me that if it was possible, he would contact me after death. Maybe that conference call was just really excruciating to sit through quote:I created a fake stalker in order to get sympathy from a girl I liked. It didn’t work put the way I wanted, though. I grew up with the same culture you did (presumably) and I am reasonably sure I have never thought this is how you do stuff
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:04 |
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loquacius posted:
Most of my parent's friends got their spouses this way. I think you're the weirdo, loq.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:09 |
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Lol
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:10 |
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That is literally the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:11 |
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Not even close. More like the N.E.R.D. system. No interest from women. End up on probation. Realize you're a loser. Die a virgin.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:20 |
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Why would you set up a fake fight? What a moron. The correct play would have been to slowly dial it back over a few months before the "stalker" said her new boyfriend (you) would regret it and then shifting everything over to yourself for a bit before closing the stalker facebook profile. You loving idiot. Learn how to be a creepy stalker, you loving idiot. loving moron.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:21 |
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Ill never understand these guys who do that poo poo. Ive been in a relationship/married for 15 years now so I'm a long time out of the game but if I liked a girl and found out she didn't like me it was a bit sad but, I'd always rather know and move on rather than remain interested in someone with no interest in me. Why would you want to be with someone who's initial reaction to you was, "meh." The worst is the guys who hit on women who have no way to leave like at a cash register. I've worked enough lovely jobs in high school and college and basically every woman I worked with had that poo poo happen on a daily basis. Terrible young incel types or creepy old men, so so many.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:23 |
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Yeah when he said it was to "get sympathy" I honestly thought the stalker would be stalking him Pretend it's someone from the Internet who's mad at you because you kept beating him at video games or something HugeGrossBurrito posted:Ill never understand these guys who do that poo poo. Ive been in a relationship/married for 15 years now so I'm a long time out of the game but if I liked a girl and found out she didn't like me it was a bit sad but, I'd always rather know and move on rather than remain interested in someone with no interest in me. Why would you want to be with someone who's initial reaction to you was, "meh." I think "if a girl isn't giving you as much attention as you'd like, the best way to deal with it is to hang out with other people instead and move on with your life rather than obsessing about it" is a lesson I learned when I was like 14, and I wasn't even getting dates yet then
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:23 |
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loquacius posted:Yeah when he said it was to "get sympathy" I honestly thought the stalker would be stalking him Haha yeah pretty much, that is exactly the right attitude not just about dating but about personal relationships with other people in general, pretty much everyone I know who didn't have that mindset going into adulthood had/is still having a really bad time.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 16:27 |
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I think it’s traditional at this point to mention that you need to carry a printer to her house before bringing out the big-guns of a fake stalker.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 17:00 |
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Torquemada posted:I think it’s traditional at this point to mention that you need to carry a printer to her house before bringing out the big-guns of a fake stalker. But what if she had her underwear on the bed? That would be terrible.
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# ? Jul 5, 2018 19:24 |
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Didn't someone else post a similar fake stalker fesh a few months ago?
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 00:21 |
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Wasn't there supposed to be a follow up to the goon who was gonna time travel by accident? Or did he die TimeCop style during his "I'm gonna knock my past self down and jump through the time thing" plan.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 03:20 |
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I thought was gonna be July 24th or something when we get the "first" confession from time traveler.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 03:38 |
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Son of Man posted:how would that work? now you have to tell us I super want to because then it all makes sense but i caaaan’t :/
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 06:22 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought was gonna be July 24th or something when we get the "first" confession from time traveler.
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 07:01 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:I don’t remember which time traveler that was.Had he made any specific, verifiable predictions we can check against current events? he predicted he would be sending in a fesh before he went through the time portal
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 16:34 |
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The bit about "she viewed me as a friend, even though we were both single" was a little too on the nose, along with all the other incel stuff. As if single people can't have friends. It sounds like the fesher saw that episode of always sunny and decided to write a story about it, but it doesn't add up. What "pretty nasty criminal charges" could come out of that besides harassment and the restraining order?
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# ? Jul 6, 2018 17:05 |
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quote:I work for Amazon and have been part of a project to create the next generation Alexa. On June 19th we turned on the Alpha test and used her in-house for testing purposes. Microsoft's Tay was a wild success, it did exactly what it was invented and publicized to do quote:Dear confession thread, I don't think that's scandal material, most people would be like "what's an Arma 3 " and that'd be the end of it I think my SA post history would actually be my biggest impediment to running for office, luckily forum search is still a piece of poo poo and if I ever run for anything SA will be long dead by then
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