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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Anyone around who wants to watch movies?

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Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom, 2 new hours of pro wrestling looped for 7 days! SARABA KENTAFUJI:

14-05-17 - KENTA & Naomichi Marufuji vs Katsuhiko Nakajima & Takashi Sugiura (NOAH)
12-09-02 - Kyle O'Reilly, Davey Richards, Joey Ryan vs Drake Younger, B-Boy, Willie Mack (PWG)
85-10-10 - Gokuaku Domei [Dump Matsumoto & Bull Nakano] vs Crush Gals [Chigusa Nagayo & Lioness Asuka], 2/3 Falls (AJW)
14-05-25 - Kota Ibushi vs Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
In just under an hour...

WCW BASH AT THE BEACH 1997!

The Worm.

Rod the Bod.

Rodzilla.

Michael Jordan's Latest Victim.

DENNIS RODMAN STEPS INTO A WCW RING!

Rodman and Hogan take on Best Friends Lex Luger and the Giant in your main event!

In the semi main event, the worst wrestler in the world takes on the best ever:

RODDY PIPER VS RIC FLAIR! (Dave Meltzer gave this THREE STARS, so either Flair is a miracle worker in 97 or Meltzer is an insane man)

for the WCW Cruiserweight title...

CHRIS JERICHO DEFENDS AGAINST ULTIMO DRAGON!

The Steiners take on Chono and Muta

Juvi, Hector Garza and Lizmark Jr face La Parka, Psychosis and Villano IV

Chris Benoit vs THE TASKMASTER in a RETIREMENT match.

JEFF Jarrett vs Mongo for Jeff's US title!

Scott Hall and Randy "What Up Mach" Macho Man Savage vs DDP and a Mystery Partner

and in your real main event

MORTIS AND WRATH VS THE CAT AND GLACIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It all goes down at 8 PM, except for Cowboy Who? which goes down at 7:30!

and I have yet another birthday present for Coconono!!!!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Anyone have a movie?
Don't make me watch Impact.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Anyone have a movie?
Don't make me watch Impact.

I don't know why youtube has so many full length Steven Seagal movies, but here's Urban Justice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGFjVs08FQ

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Writer Cath posted:

I don't know why youtube has so many full length Steven Seagal movies, but here's Urban Justice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGFjVs08FQ

Because even meatheads understand paying full price for movies you like is for suckers?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

We need to dig up some of the MMA movies. I'm told they're all equally terrible.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!


:frolf:

he knows...

coconono posted:

We need to dig up some of the MMA movies. I'm told they're all equally terrible.

Let's watch Never Back Down 1- 2 and hate ourselves.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

We need to dig up some of the MMA movies. I'm told they're all equally terrible.

Except Warrior.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, 10 PM

Black Cobra

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

I don't even know what this is about and you have the worst taste in movies, but I'm in.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Writer Cath posted:

I don't even know what this is about and you have the worst taste in movies, but I'm in.

I imagine you've seen Cobra, right?

Add the word black in front of it and you know what this is.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MassRafTer posted:

I imagine you've seen Cobra, right?

Add the word black in front of it and you know what this is.

What makes you think I've seen Cobra?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Writer Cath posted:

What makes you think I've seen Cobra?

I've shown it and it aired on TNT every weekend for 8 straight years. I forgot you are Canadian.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

What makes you think I've seen Cobra?

Sylvester Stallone monologues about the decay of society and fights a cult of axe murdering serial killers and also he eats pizza with scissors. You should probably see it immediately

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Black Cobra in 5!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Except Warrior.

Yeah, Warrior is really good and has very realistic-looking MMA fights for a movie. Watch it if you like MMA or if the end of Rocky IV and the original Karate Kid still make you cry and fistpump simultaneously.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

Short notice, 10:45 showing Chikara.

http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Cool off during this Indian Summer with a bone chilling double feature at 9pm.



http://psp-tv.com/r/junkyarddoge

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



...

UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jun 2, 2014

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



http://psp-tv.com/r/junkyarddoge

Best of the Super Juniors Day 2!

Tiger Mask vs. Taichi
Ricochet vs. TAKA Michinoku
KUSHIDA vs. Mascara Dorada
Jushin Thunder Liger vs. Matt Jackson
Tanahashi & Captain New Japan vs. Doc Gallows & Karl Anderson
Ryusuke Taguchi vs. Nick Jackson
Kenny Omega vs. Rocky Romero
El Desperado vs. Alex Shelley
Fale, Yujiro Takahashi & Tama Tonga vs. Nakamura, Okada & Yoshi-Hashi

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
KUSHIDA time.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is all the fall out from Bash at the Beach 97!

Why did Curt Hennig walk out on DPP?

WHY DID THE TOTALLY REAL AND NOT AN IMPOSTER AT ALL STING BETRAY US ALL?

What about Raven?

Meanwhile:

Super Calo vs La Parka

Eddy vs Chavo

Jarrett vs Flair

AND SO MUCH MORE! Including a MAJOR DEBUT THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF NITRO!

Then in episode 2...

The Giant vs Muta

Malenko vs MONGO

Ultimo Dragon vs Steve Regal

The Outsiders vs Flair and Benoit

AND SO MUCH MORE

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

8 PM for Nitro, 7:30 PM for Cowboy Who? I believe it is the season 2 finale.

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Wed 8 PM http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom 2 new hours of pro wrestling looped 1 week! SOMEONE'S GETTING CREAMPIED, AND IT'S NOT FAKED LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CREAMPIES YOU SEE (this guy knows what I'm talking about, that guy DEFINITELY knows what I'm talking about):

14-01-31 - RockNES Monsters [Johnny Yuma & Johnny Goodtime] vs Best Friends [Trent? & Chuck Taylor] (PWG)
93-10-09 - Dynamite Kansai vs Toshiyo Yamada (JWP vs AJW)
09-05-04 - Kurt Angle vs Hiroshi Tanahashi (NJPW)
14-05-04 - Jimmy Kanda vs Mr Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin vs CIMA vs Masato Yoshino vs Naruki Doi vs BxB Hulk, Steel Cage Survival 6-Way Match ~ Scapegoat Mascara contra Cabellera~ (DG)

Listen. There's Dragon Gate and then there's DRAGON GATE~!, okay? Six men in a cage, every man for himself. The goal is to escape the cage. The last one left in the cage...their designated stablemate scapegoat either loses their hair or their mask! If Jimmy Kanda of the Jimmyz loses, Jimmy Susumu (you know, the guy who's having about as good a year as Ishii and Ricochet, but few are talking about it...) loses his hair! Should MISTER QUU QUU TANIZAKI NAOKI TOYONAKA DOLPHIN remain...Genki Horiguchi of the Jimmyz loses the few remaining hairs he has! THE DECK IS STACKED AGAINST THE JIMMYZ. If We Are Team Veteran's CIMA loses, then Dragon Kid must unmask. In the event Masato Yoshino cannot escape the cage before everyone else, then Shachihoko Boy will unmask. Mad Blankey's Naruki Doi loses, then Kzy's head is getting shaved. And if BxB Hulk can't get out, then Cyber Kong of Mad Blankey is losing his mask. DOUBLE JEOPARDY FOR MAD BLANKEY.

DRRRRRRRRRAGON GAAAAAAAATE.

Daryl Surat
Apr 6, 2002

I don't care what you say about this post, but if anyone steps on my bunion, I'll kill them!
Firing up DOOM! 45 minutes early this week to rewatch 94-06-03 - Toshiaki Kawada vs Mitsuharu Misawa now that it's been 20 years.

http://psp-tv.com/r/channelofdoom

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

I'm gonna start showing in like 5 minutes:

NEW
BLOOD
RISING

Deal with it.

http://psp-tv.com/r/ye_olde_raw

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Anyone have anything planned for tonight?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Writer Cath posted:

Anyone have anything planned for tonight?

Nope. Lets do something.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

coconono posted:

Nope. Lets do something.

Best of Disco Inferno?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Writer Cath posted:

Best of Disco Inferno?

if such a thing exists, lets have it.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Best of Disco Inferno?

i've compiled a playlist here:

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Plenty of bad movies on youtube.

Miami Connection
Hands of Steel
2019: After the Fall of New York

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Plenty of bad movies on youtube.

Miami Connection
Hands of Steel
2019: After the Fall of New York

I've never heard of those last two.

How's about we start them in fifteen minutes? You know, just in case Impact has an opening segment that leaves me unable to tear away.

Writer Cath fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jun 6, 2014

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Writer Cath posted:

I've never heard of those last two.
Hands of Steel
30% human, 70% robot, 100% lethal.
Sinister industrialist creates a cyborg who has been programmed to terminate the leader of an ecological faction that stands in the way of the dystopian country in which the story is set.

2019: After the Fall of New York
Mankind will prevail if it can survive the year 2019
A mercenary named Parsifal is hired by the Federation to infiltrate New York City, to rescue the only fertile woman left on Earth.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Plenty of bad movies on youtube.

Miami Connection
Hands of Steel
2019: After the Fall of New York

2019 is one of the most astounding bad movies you'll see. I don't even know how to describe it.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MassRafTer posted:

2019 is one of the most astounding bad movies you'll see. I don't even know how to describe it.

I'm sold.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



2019 at 9:30
Ricochet or something in the interim.

http://psp-tv.com/r/junkyarddoge

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

I'm watching this week's Tuesday Nitro since I couldn't be there and omg it's the world debut of the Nitro Girls! They're doing a terrible routine!

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



10pm or dime o'clock.


Featuring Kevin Sorbo as Lincoln and Ray Wise as General McArthur.

http://psp-tv.com/r/junkyarddoge

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I'm gonna have a thing to watch around 10 EST with an hour of preshow goodness

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