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I honestly thought about shaving my head and buying a wig.
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Nov 2, 2016 03:13
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as long as they don't show in PT gear you're ok
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Nov 2, 2016 03:50
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Stab a little girl at the Jacksonville fair.
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Nov 2, 2016 12:00
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Waiting for an Osprey to finally show up and get me off of this stupid mesa so I can take a shower and eat real food for the first time this week.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:23
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Internet Wizard posted:Waiting for an Osprey to finally show up and get me off of this stupid mesa so I can take a shower and eat real food for the first time this week. The Mesa has excellent ATT signal though. Straight up I'm inside my can now on Wilson with full Verizon LTE. Don't know what changed. Did you get ospreyed up there?
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Internet Wizard posted:Waiting for an Osprey to finally show up and get me off of this stupid mesa so I can take a shower and eat real food for the first time this week. war is hell
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Bob A Feet posted:The Mesa has excellent ATT signal though. Straight up I'm inside my can now on Wilson with full Verizon LTE. Don't know what changed. Yeah, ospreyed up on Sunday afternoon with the Army guys.
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Nov 3, 2016 00:52
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Ha, no poo poo. That was me. I was the idiot with the moustache that made all you guys manifest on that sheet of paper.
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Bob A Feet posted:Ha, no poo poo. That was me. I was the idiot with the moustache that made all you guys manifest on that sheet of paper. Wild. My first GiP meet-up and I didn't even realize it.
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Nov 3, 2016 01:43
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Who can tell me anything pertinent about 2/2? Is the hazing as bad as everyone makes it out to be?
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Nov 5, 2016 00:47
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Two kids I know killed themselves because they were hazed so badly for trying to get mental health appointments. They were from 2/2.
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Nov 5, 2016 02:54
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Alex433999 posted:Who can tell me anything pertinent about 2/2? Is the hazing as bad as everyone makes it out to be? lol you used the word 'pertinent'
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Nov 6, 2016 09:43
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Reverand maynard posted:lol Is pertinent the new heinous? I've been out a while
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Nov 6, 2016 14:40
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I think it's "lol you used a fancy word"
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Nov 6, 2016 14:41
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It would behooooooooooooooove you
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Booblord Zagats posted:Is pertinent the new heinous? I've been out a while Internet Wizard posted:It would behooooooooooooooove you yeah its one of those smart people words marines use because they heard another marine use it. I think once a year the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps just looks up a word in the dictionary and declares that the official USMC word of the year and tries to use it once in every conversation and it just catches on from there. PookBear fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Nov 6, 2016 |
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Nov 6, 2016 17:19
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Every time your boot-addled brain wants you to say "pertinent" just say "relevant" instead and watch in wonder as suddenly you sound more like a normal and well-spoken person.
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Nov 6, 2016 17:30
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Internet Wizard posted:Every time your boot-addled brain wants you to say "pertinent" just say "relevant" instead and watch in wonder as suddenly you sound more like a normal and well-spoken person. Rah. Can anyone tell me anything relevant about 2/2?
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Nov 6, 2016 18:11
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it equals 1
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MurderBot posted:it equals 1 I see why you were an OCS candidate
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It's been over 3 years since 2/2 did a combat deployment. If some Lance Corporal tries to haze you, Tell that fat pogue boot bitch to suck your dick from the back.
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unless he has a service stripe, too then you should probably just suck his dick from the back.
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Found out today that I have a lance corporal promotion board tomorrow in chucks. I haven't even worn them since last fall, so that was fun figuring out. Of course, with how my vestigial MOS shut down for more than half of this year so far, I'll be surprised if I pick up before the end of 2017. These are very important things that I have to do instead of anything else.
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Internet Wizard posted:Found out today that I have a lance corporal promotion board tomorrow in chucks. I haven't even worn them since last fall, so that was fun figuring out. im sure you have other very important things to do as a lcpl like: -jerkoff -mop
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-jerkoff with a mop
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I haven't mopped anything all year. I actually had an approved TAD get canceled a bit ago because my unit is revising our curriculum for next year, and they needed me to stick around and help with that because the people that should be doing it suck at their jobs. So now instead of getting relevant experience I sit on NIPR waiting to get released at the end of the day because there isn't any work for me to do at this unit and there never has been. I'm filling a sergeant's billet because they couldn't scam any actual sergeants into coming here.
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Nov 8, 2016 04:35
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Re-upping my subscription to the corps if trump declares war on mexico/south america and just buddies up with russia to rule the world.
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Mike-o posted:-jerkoff with a mop maybe if you sand it down and lacquer it, but then its less a mop handle and more a masturbatory aid.
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Nov 8, 2016 04:44
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Sounds like you don't have enough heart
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Nov 8, 2016 04:48
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sounds like youve never had a mop handle in your rear end. boot
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Nov 8, 2016 05:06
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Sounds like you've had one too many, salt dog.
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Grem posted:Sounds like you've had one too many, salt dog. If you dont know someone who can use door knobs without using their hands or who can sit on a mop handle and not feel it for a foot and a half I dont know what to tell you.
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Dropped mop. Police call with your butt cheeks
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Got back from our latest patrol with the 31st MEU onboard. We saw Okinawa, Guam, Hong Kong, Philippines, and Malaysia in 3.5 months. 2/4 is dumb but 3/3 is really bad at everything related to shipboard operations.
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Happy birthday bois, if youre active duty dont be a bitch and go to the ball, seriously its fun to watch your senior enlisted get shithouse drunk.
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What a day to get shithammered drunk, happy birthday. Wear your silkies and start a fight with someone in a bar if you need to feel alive after getting out.
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Happy Birthday everyone. Be safe out there. I don't know if this is the place for it, but I just got back from burying one of our own. So go get schmammered for me and be safe.
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Comfortably Numb posted:Happy Birthday everyone. Be safe out there. I don't know if this is the place for it, but I just got back from burying one of our own. So go get schmammered for me and be safe. That's rough, and I doubt anyone will say this isn't the place.
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