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Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

I'd really appreciate it if you didn't post my selfies here.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This will probably sell for like 100's of thousands of dollars. I thought finance would be a good career to get rich in, but I really should have been an avant garde artist. Just imagine how much a painting that is simply a single HIV+ blood smear from a homeless man would sell for.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Solice Kirsk posted:

This will probably sell for like 100's of thousands of dollars. I thought finance would be a good career to get rich in, but I really should have been an avant garde artist. Just imagine how much a painting that is simply a single HIV+ blood smear from a homeless man would sell for.
You have to luck out and get famous, though.

If you're a nobody, your homeless HIV blood smear isn't worth squat.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Pretty sure I fought that in Silent Hill 3

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Strudel Man posted:

You have to luck out and get famous, though.

If you're a nobody, your homeless HIV blood smear isn't worth squat.

Devant garde is the new hip

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Nuebot posted:

Pretty sure I fought that in Silent Hill 3

"....Boom."

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Sponge Baathist posted:

Devant garde is the new hip

Its spelled "DeviantArt"

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

I thought maybe it was a live action Akira prop.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Choco1980 posted:

I'm so over the whole "Lego are the worst things to step/land on pain wise" internet idea. Like, in the case of that wrestling thing, I'm far more impressed when the more standard thumbtacks come out, but people treat that match like it's much worse.

Legos are a much bigger statistical risk than thumbtacks, though. At least my kids spread a lot more of the former around than the latter.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Groke posted:

Legos are a much bigger statistical risk than thumbtacks, though. At least my kids spread a lot more of the former around than the latter.

I once stepped on a thumb tack and didn't notice until I got home and wondered why my foot was clinking every time I walked through the kitchen. I always notice when I step on a lego. Now, if we're getting into stupid things to hurt your feet on; my bed has this huge metal over hang on each of the four corners and I've sliced my foot open on it multiple times. You'd think they'd have like, not included sharp metal bits down near something you're going to be sleepily walking near.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Dear Prudence posted:

I'd really appreciate it if you didn't post my selfies here.

How can it be a selfie? There's nothing to indicate the photo was taken by the outstretched arms of the individual.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Nuebot posted:

my bed has this huge metal over hang on each of the four corners and I've sliced my foot open on it multiple times. You'd think they'd have like, not included sharp metal bits down near something you're going to be sleepily walking near.

Actually, after a bit of experience with the sort of thing furniture makers manage to produce and sell, you would know better than to think so.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Mustached5thGrader posted:

How can it be a selfie? There's nothing to indicate the photo was taken by the outstretched arms of the individual.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Mustached5thGrader posted:

How can it be a selfie? There's nothing to indicate the photo was taken by the outstretched arms of the individual.

Telekinesis. As part of his mutations his fat cells are capable of generating the same neural field as brain cells. This neural field is generally insignificant, but the sheer quantity of fat cells has led to exponential multiplication of the field's strength to where it can manifest itself in an observable form.

It's a distinctly American take on Akira.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Mars looks a lot smaller than I imagined. That or the rover is loving HUGE.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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dpack_1 posted:

Mars looks a lot smaller than I imagined. That or the rover is loving HUGE.

Rover big.

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

Somfin posted:

Horror, as a genre of film, is descended from morality plays. "Sexhavers get their comeuppance" has been part of horror since before horror was horror.

Someone else majored in English

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

Nuebot posted:

I once stepped on a thumb tack and didn't notice until I got home and wondered why my foot was clinking every time I walked through the kitchen. I always notice when I step on a lego. Now, if we're getting into stupid things to hurt your feet on; my bed has this huge metal over hang on each of the four corners and I've sliced my foot open on it multiple times. You'd think they'd have like, not included sharp metal bits down near something you're going to be sleepily walking near.

Pro tip: get some self-sealing pipe insulation and coat the metal bits with it. It's like adding subtle black foam bumpers to the sharp pieces and if you put a dust ruffle over it too, it's not even visible.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Someone else majored in English

Media Studies and Religion, actually.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Not a photoshop.



http://www.maxpreps.com/widgets/video.aspx?id=724dbf59-a6f0-4a31-8ac7-bd91385e3575

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


Looks like an SCP but it's apparently a sculpture made from 10k knives the UK cops have seized over the last year or two.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



Looks like an SCP but it's apparently a sculpture made from 10k knives the UK cops have seized over the last year or two.

Pretty sure that thing killed me a couple times in Dark Souls

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



Looks like an SCP but it's apparently a sculpture made from 10k knives the UK cops have seized over the last year or two.

They made one out of guns here in the US but a policeman touched it and it came to life and shot a black teenager.

Now Gungolem has a job on Fox News as a pundit.

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Oct 30, 2009

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IT looks an enemy from bayonetta

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



Looks like an SCP but it's apparently a sculpture made from 10k knives the UK cops have seized over the last year or two.

Ha, the English can't even carry knives. Its like an entire island of victims.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
How do you even move that thing when it needs to get moved?

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

How do you even move that thing when it needs to get moved?
Ask it nicely, in a soft voice.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
No. It has nothing to lose and everything to gain. Every week it wants something more, never satisfied with what it's got. Right now it's just a matter of careful information dissemination. So far it's convinced it's a lord of a small village, when actually it's stuck in a large warehouse with a number of mannequins roaming on top of roombas. Though it's growing tired of it's current lot, and want's to try experimenting ruling over us instead. Meanwhile, information control is getting difficult, as James once slipped the fact that there's an 'Internet', and it's growing increasingly and furiously more curious. If it got it's hands on it, well I can't imagine the knowledge of 'Military' and 'Dictatorship' would do much good. So far our best idea is to introduce 1970's episodes of Doctor Who and convince it that it is the oft requested 'Internet'. As is, we're hoping to introduce Wii Sports next week as a distraction, hopefully this is one of them that will take.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



Looks like an SCP but it's apparently a sculpture made from 10k knives the UK cops have seized over the last year or two.

Next season of game of thrones is looking pretty good man. I hope it fist fights one of those dragons.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

How do you even move that thing when it needs to get moved?

You don't. It decides when it it needs to move. All you have to do is trickle a little blood into a saucer for it and leave the room.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Just write down what you want it to do and insert the paper into the shredder below the nose

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008

Nuebot posted:

Pretty sure I fought that in Silent Hill 3

Pus of Man

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Y'all remember My House Walkthrough?

Dude did a making of video showing the practical effects.

It's kind of amazing the amount of work for such a short vid.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Puppy Time posted:

Y'all remember My House Walkthrough?

Dude did a making of video showing the practical effects.

It's kind of amazing the amount of work for such a short vid.

Fantastic stuff.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I feel a little silly thinking that most of it was just super well done CGI. I guess it just proves once again that practical effects, done well, are fantastic.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012
Face Lift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxBl73QX000

Serious Cephalopod
Jul 1, 2007

This is a Serious post for a Serious thread.

Bloop Bloop Bloop
Pillbug
Dude's definitely a woman btw

Just look at her maze video

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Seven vaginias...

http://i.imgur.com/LkAJP0o.mp4

Maybe more.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Is that a drum convention? That would be one of the only places I can imagine where everyone would first think of the utility of having 8 legs before turning their minds to anything sexual.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

If there's one more, does it count as Octopussy cosplay?

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