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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

So I didn't try and look at the TNR piece until after it was taken down. But what the ever loving loving Christ is this?


https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/1149784848703340544?s=19

If you haven't read it before it was taken down then you missed the ~1500 words starting the piece that were just him talking about this guy he met years ago at a bar with whom he couldn't quite get along, that had nothing to do with Buttigieg other than whatever lovely metaphor he was going for.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/sehnaoui/status/1149840309418975233

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Memento posted:

Amanda Nunes beat her down earlier this year and is now the undisputed greatest female MMA fighter of all time. Nunes' low kick into overhand right is a thing of terrifying beauty and would beat 99.9% of the people on the planet, the person writing this and every single person reading it included.

Beating the poo poo out of cans is more Cyborgs thing tho I can see her actually taking a fight like that in Japan or something

* # ? Jul 13, 2019 06:28
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1149905058156466177

Edit:

https://twitter.com/ndimichino/status/1149671579124715520

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 06:58 on Jul 13, 2019

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/thatpazuzu/status/1149850200237846528?s=21

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

UnfurledSails posted:

Beating the poo poo out of cans is more Cyborgs thing tho I can see her actually taking a fight like that in Japan or something

Good point.

Cyborg vs. Gabi Garcia has to be the Japanese promoter's absolute dream WMMA match.

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HaB
Jan 5, 2001

What are the odds?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/ndimichino/status/1149671579124715520

this is amazing

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tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1149905058156466177

Edit:

https://twitter.com/ndimichino/status/1149671579124715520

I shudder to think at how many takes this all took. Jesus.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Katt posted:

The whole comment section is people reading the tweet straight and reprimanding the OP for the smile comment.

hahahaha

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

tpink posted:

I shudder to think at how many takes this all took. Jesus.

One.

Plus a lot of CGI time.

It's not Scott Pilgrim.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgfMTlP1tLg

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UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

 https://twitter.com/katewitko/status/1149802874337136642

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hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1148578620987858944

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

hyperhazard posted:

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1148578620987858944

"I can smell you, Jon"

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"I can smell you, Jon"

longcat lives again

* # ? Jul 13, 2019 17:36
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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"I can smell you, Jon"

https://twitter.com/calamardh/status/1148633176262217728

https://twitter.com/calamardh/status/1148655219032690692

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/RachelWenitsky/status/1149446799133990912

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
 https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1149833793118752768

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

 https://twitter.com/LilNasX/status/1146092672400146432?s=19

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
 https://twitter.com/ArchieComics/st...ber%3D30%23pti2

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
 [quote="Absurd Alhazred" post=""496678508"]
https://twitter.com/ndimichino/status/1149671579124715520
[/quote]

This is Chinese propaganda

* # ? Jul 14, 2019 00:26
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/covertshores/status/1150013034791886850?s=21

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
 https://twitter.com/unburntwitch/status/1150159361441800193?s=21

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

 uwu boll is a great display name

* # ? Jul 14, 2019 01:52
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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/thomas_violence/status/1150235976943276032?s=19

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

bob dobbs is dead posted:

longcat lives again

Longcat is 17 and still doing just fine.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/kj_cheetham/status/1149966666836656128?s=21

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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/kj_cheetham/status/1149966666836656128?s=21

Dang, I wish he hadn't explained his joke in the comments. I like to think I could have figured it out myself!

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Beartaco posted:

Dang, I wish he hadn't explained his joke in the comments. I like to think I could have figured it out myself!

is it 5 factorial?

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101
Oct 15, 2012


Vault Dweller

Skwirl posted:

is it 5 factorial?

https://twitter.com/kj_cheetham/status/1149988482129059840?s=20

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/LucyDoyle_1997/status/1149906219995467777?s=19

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1150331023231770626?s=19

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/dprk_news/status/1150441809325125633?s=21

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Skwirl posted:

is it 5 factorial?

Nah it's half a step higher in pitch

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/kj_cheetham/status/1149966666836656128?s=21

https://twitter.com/coolestdudeyet/status/1150402811969978369

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/dprk_news/status/1150441809325125633?s=21
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1150348061442551808?s=19

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

 Can't Monica Lewinsky sue Clinton? He pretty much ruined her career regardless of what profession she pursues.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1150348061442551808?s=19

talk about a mic drop :drat:

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Bertrand Hustle posted:

talk about a mic drop :drat:

I had to unfollow someone who was all "It was great, you wouldn't be rich and famous today without it"

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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

 Lewinsky has spent like 20 years trying to learn new professions but she can't get any jobs in any of them.

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