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elon is no david bowie, but what potential
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In a lional Hutts voice No no no you got it all wrongWendigee posted:elon is no david bowie, but, what? potential?
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Jul 25, 2022 04:43
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it's fun to think about the way the world will continue to take shape long after you're dead, but in times like these i am reminded how utterly unpredictable the great leaps are. could a man born in 1800 ever have imagined... the richest person on the planet broadcasting to the rest of the world his feeling of sexual frustration, and another man meekly replying, sir, i would hate it, sir, but i would suck you off. i would do it, sir, for the cause, sir. not even nostradamus could have seen it. in his wildest imagination he could never glimpse it. sad to realize all the things i'll never see, but blessed to see this one.
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Jul 25, 2022 04:46
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elon "tell me about andrew wk" musk
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Bad Purchase posted:it's fun to think about the way the world will continue to take shape long after you're dead, but in times like these i am reminded how utterly unpredictable the great leaps are. wow. you are loving pathetic
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Jul 25, 2022 04:48
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:wow. you are loving pathetic haven't been loving pathetic in ages (sigh)
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Bad Purchase posted:haven't been loving pathetic in ages (sigh) that was kinda funny. I guess you get a pass
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Jul 25, 2022 04:52
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Not sarcastic I'm grateful someone offered to suck elon too
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Jul 25, 2022 05:56
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Poohs Packin posted:Not sarcastic I'm grateful someone offered to suck elon too Wanting a day off?
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Jul 25, 2022 06:15
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I've single handedly raised Carmex's stock. Cases. CASES of the stuff.
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Amazingly horny guy for someone on the spectrum and being a genius. Dude has at least 10 kids now with 3 different women –– that we know about. Most famous guys with those afflictions are more interested in dropping massive loads into inventions and businesses, not women. Oh, wait... Just being reported now Elon banged Sergey Brin's wife during a brief affair late last year, and they'd been friends for many years. Elon my man, what are you doing? Anton Chigurh fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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Jul 25, 2022 06:23
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I think he will reach and then finally stop at 420 confirmed children
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Jul 25, 2022 06:59
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sure okay posted:I think he will reach and then finally stop at 420 confirmed children I sure hope so. We need more of his brand of genius in the good ol' US of A!
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Jul 25, 2022 07:15
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Isn’t this Brin’s second wife anyway, because he got with her while she was a functionary at Google, right around the same time he had a kid with his first wife? Billionaire gossip is like the lowest sewer tier of celebrity gossip, but poo poo, none of these people seem to be capable of holding down long term relationships.
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Jul 25, 2022 08:02
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ben shapino posted:elon "tell me about andrew wk" musk tbh i'm more interested in getting people to google "andrew wk steev mike" than pontificating about elon's load busting. google "andrew wk steev mike"
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Jul 25, 2022 10:02
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Haven’t had (consensual) sex in ages… sigh…
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sudonim posted:Could you imagine letting that gently caress you Yes, I can imagine it if he paid me $10 million. Name your price.
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Poohs Packin posted:Not sarcastic I'm grateful someone offered to suck elon too I thought he was offering his wife to the Muskman first. What was the movie, Fatal Attraction, Sleeping with the Enemy, something like that...
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BigBadSteve posted:Yes, I can imagine it if he paid me $10 million. 10 million sounds about right
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istewart posted:Isn’t this Brin’s second wife anyway, because he got with her while she was a functionary at Google, right around the same time he had a kid with his first wife? It's a chicken vs the egg question imo. Does the personality required to acquire that kind of money mean you are a lovely person to be in a relationship with since you are a lovely person in general? Or does the process of acquiring/actually possessing that kind of money warp your personality to the point that you become incapable of having a healthy relationship? Are lady-boss billionaires just as lovely, relationship-wise? Does male socialization play a part? Are only American* billionaires like this? A rich area for study. OR we could just take all their money  *Elon is p much American at this point
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Jul 25, 2022 14:18
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Marmaduke! posted:I thought he was offering his wife to the Muskman first. What was the movie, Fatal Attraction, Sleeping with the Enemy, something like that... You're thinking of Indecent Proposal, and this guy wants to be Woody.
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KitConstantine posted:Or does the process of acquiring/actually possessing that kind of money warp your personality to the point that you become incapable of having a healthy relationship? It's definitely this. Having a ton of money means you are constantly surrounded by people who never say "no". It doesn't seem to kill relationships with a wife/SO every time, but it absolutely warps things. KitConstantine posted:Are lady-boss billionaires just as lovely, relationship-wise? Does male socialization play a part? As far as the sex stuff goes, it seems to be pretty male. So socialization, and probably a bit of  . There aren't as many prominent female billionaires but I've never heard of one having crazy sex scandals.KitConstantine posted:Are only American* billionaires like this? Silvio Berlusconi looks at Musk's sexual proclivities and is like "ha, what a vanilla prude."
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858?t=hzC3zTWOoNIV5wM42mI4Sg&s=19 This is the logical end result of syncopathy, becoming so loyal and devoted to your idol that you outright want to give him a blowjob.
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Klyith posted:
some rich lady just got caught loving a 14 year old three times in one day but i dont know if she was a billionaire or a garden variety millionaire rapist
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Just think David Blowie
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SuddenCactus posted:https://twitter.com/trash_ebooks/status/1551399403948281858?t=hzC3zTWOoNIV5wM42mI4Sg&s=19 I know now what all of this reminds me of, it's loving Fury Road, but one of the war boys is desperately trying to fondle Immortan Joe's balls
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GABA ghoul posted:I know now what all of this reminds me of, it's loving Fury Road, but one of the war boys is desperately trying to fondle Immortan Joe's balls  indeed
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:tbh i'm more interested in getting people to google "andrew wk steev mike" than pontificating about elon's load busting. This was an enjoyable rabbit hole. Thank you
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551698120328749056?t=OdNHIJIg_7yuAj-BbEAj9g&s=19 Please stop posting about elons weird penis, you are making him sad
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Jul 26, 2022 02:23
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head down in a pile of coke.
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drat, all that attention on him, and all because he slipped up once or twice or several dozen times over the past year. it could happen to anyone, let's cut him some slack.
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Jul 26, 2022 02:33
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 stop looking at meSays man constantly doing everything possible to get your attention
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Bad Purchase posted:whatever happened to the elite legal team he said he was assembling a couple months ago to defend himself from the woke mob? why aren't they stopping this? He's a loving idiot
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Bad Purchase posted:whatever happened to the elite legal team he said he was assembling a couple months ago to defend himself from the woke mob? why aren't they stopping this? What if an adult had ODD
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Bad Purchase posted:whatever happened to the elite legal team he said he was assembling a couple months ago to defend himself from the woke mob? why aren't they stopping this? Apparently there's not a flood of highly skilled lawyers who want bag a new client by emailing "legalsupport@tesla.com" or whatever the email was
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KitConstantine posted:Are lady-boss billionaires just as lovely, relationship-wise? Does male socialization play a part? Are only American* billionaires like this?
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Look no further than Alice Walton if you want to know how much more magnanimous women are as billionaires Her neck is just as suitable for a guillotine as her male peers, I assure you
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