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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I took Sophia's edits as suggestions for my chapters. Did I agree with them all? Nope. The ones I liked, I implemented. It was very handy to have another perspective on how to structure my sentances, even if I preferred my perhaps not-so correct grammar because it was funnier to me to be awkward. :v:

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I also like the idea of inconsistent names.

My Dothraki analog was "Datharki", and Dorne is Darne, and I didn't look up what others were using. :v:

Sophia
Apr 16, 2003

The heart wants what the heart wants.

pksage posted:


Because I can't view the thread at work (adult content) I'm on my phone and so can't fully respond to you, but I will say that in this project I did not attempt to make the prose better for anyone or do rewrites for anything beyond clarity. This should remain as purely voiced as possible in my opinion. I mean there are a lot of awkward sentences in everyone's stuff but that's kind of the point. I just went after grammar and spelling and understandability. Except for when he used gently like twice within 10 words, I did change one of those because I couldn't help myself.

And by the end I was just trying to finish (HEYO) so I believe you on any mistakes I made there.

I went back and forth on frame-work and desert sun. On the former I can't remember why I chose the hyphen, but on the latter I decided that desert sun wasn't a strong enough object to be considered a noun phrase. I'm sure it could be debated.

For Lady, the world of Directionos capitalizes the title, and he was specifically talking about how women of her station behave, not just gentlefolk in general.

For Master's Jelly, he capitalized it earlier in the work as if it were a brand name, so I kept it consistent.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Master's Jelly should be capitalized. It's high quality poo poo. :colbert:

Also, I don't know when it became "Directionos", but that's hilarious.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Master's Jelly should be capitalized. It's high quality poo poo. :colbert:

Also, I don't know when it became "Directionos", but that's hilarious.

Master's Jelly: When you just gotta get at that itch in yer hitch.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Man, I completely missed "sucking comma gently".

From the new A_H:

pr0p posted:

I'm like a 2/3 of the way through ADWD and man, it seems like Daenerys has completely forgotten about Westeros. I can't really bring myself to care about Mereen, and as dumb as some of her choices earlier in the series were, it only seems worse and worse. Also, I mentioned earlier in the thread anticipating the next Bran chapter after he found his way to the greenseer, it was pretty underwhelming. The Melisandre stuff give me a bad feeling about what he is up to. Not like R'hillor seems like a great 'god'. All of the Boltons/Freys need to die, though, so go R'hillor

pksage
Jul 2, 2009

You are an experience!
Make sure you're a good experience.
I'm amused by how much of the "non-spoiler" thread's current page is spoiler blocks. Are they that afraid to face the dangerous waters of The Bad Thread?

(The fact that I am not terrifies me to my core.)

OldPueblo
May 2, 2007

Likes to argue. Wins arguments with ignorant people. Not usually against educated people, just ignorant posters. Bing it.
There should be at least one part of the book with a hard block of sensual repetition. Something like:

Deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper still, and even deeper yet, etc.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Have we considered including any images?

fake edit: a glossary that includes a sex manual?

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

IRQ posted:

Have we considered including any images?

fake edit: a glossary that includes a sex manual?

Maybe another appendix with some recipes?

OldPueblo
May 2, 2007

Likes to argue. Wins arguments with ignorant people. Not usually against educated people, just ignorant posters. Bing it.
Is there still time enough to setup a cafe press website with all the swag needed once this baby launches? Does cafe press offer sun dresses?

Forgive my crude mockup.

OldPueblo fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Aug 2, 2012

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Not gonna lie, I'm actually working on a painting for the cover. :ohdear:




Does Directionos have one moon or two?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

All of them, all the moons. That's why the tides are constantly hosed up which makes Sensa extra horny or something. I don't know.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
2. And they overlap in the sky, with matching craters that makes them look like boobs.

thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.

Yeah, with two moons they could totally gently caress up women's menstrual cycles. They can be in weird orbits so sometimes women go a considerable time without their cycle and sometimes they come all at once and stay for a long time.

Beware, the Red Moon is coming.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Duke Nukem reads the ben wa balls section of 50 Shades of Grey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oUa-3W0BFI

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
I'd buy it if he did the whole thing.

Also MY INNER GODDESS IS DOING THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Him and Gilbert Gottfried in a compilation audiobook :allears:

Gottfried doing Anastasia and Jon St. John doing Christian Grey.

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
Umm... where is part two?? I didn't get my spam panther all ready for nothing. I can't wax my ham katana without some hard Darnish slashfic, you know what I mean?

This is bullshit, a man needs his fix!!!!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bigmcgaffney posted:

Umm... where is part two?? I didn't get my spam panther all ready for nothing. I can't wax my ham katana without some hard Darnish slashfic, you know what I mean?

This is bullshit, a man needs his fix!!!!!

A man plays with explosives. Or a man writes horrible porn. But not both.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

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Shageletic fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Dec 3, 2022

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Paundo-kun~~

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
Jesus wept.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

From the innocent thread:

Halloween Jack posted:

Are you sure you want to inflict that death march on yourself? WoT was what a bunch of my friends in high school tried to get me to start reading. They didn't seem to like it. They just wanted me to read it because they'd reached the point where they'd invested a lot of time in it, and talking about it was much more fun than actually trying to read it.
Sound familiar, Wild Cards?

thornghost
Oct 11, 2010

I have a picture of me with GRRM. He looks less than enthused.


Is this the sketch of your cover painting? Holy poo poo.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back

Urdnot Fire posted:

From the innocent thread:
Sound familiar, Wild Cards?

My reaction was :aaaaa: Suddenly everything became clear.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

The difference is that WoT gets better and will actually be finished.

Sophia
Apr 16, 2003

The heart wants what the heart wants.
WoT gets better in the way that a decomposing body starts to smell better as the tissue vanishes.

Also nice avatar, to think you were anti-Wire!

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Even Wire haters must bow before Omar's Coming.

p.crestmont
Feb 17, 2012

This is excellent.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Sophia posted:

WoT gets better in the way that a decomposing body starts to smell better as the tissue vanishes.

Also nice avatar, to think you were anti-Wire!

Have you read the more recent ones? After RJ found out he was dying he really got his poo poo together, and Sanderson is doing a great job of finishing it.

And yeah, I know. I was wrong, I can admit that. :)

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009

IRQ posted:

Have you read the more recent ones? After RJ found out he was dying he really got his poo poo together, and Sanderson is doing a great job of finishing it.

And yeah, I know. I was wrong, I can admit that. :)

Now that you can watch TV correctly, maybe you can learn to read better and enjoy AFFC/ADWD for the literary tour de force that they ate, I mean Proust is weak sauce compared to this poo poo.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

bigmcgaffney posted:

Now that you can watch TV correctly, maybe you can learn to read better and enjoy AFFC/ADWD for the literary tour de force that they ate, I mean Proust is weak sauce compared to this poo poo.

The literary tour de force that they ate?

Well they are written by Gurm I guess.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Guess what Gurm's working on, Wild Cards!

No, no the answer isn't "nothing" or "pizza." You already know it isn't WoW...

It's Wild Cards!

quote:

I've got all sorts of good news for the Wild Cards fans reading this.

LOWBALL, the twenty-second volume in the overall series, and the second part of the current triad that began with FORT FREAK, is almost complete, and should be going in to Tor very shortly. I will be sure and let you know when a publication date is announced. My thanks to my friend and co-editor Melinda Snodgrass for helping me bring this one home.

And the story continues. I've just signed contracts with Tor with the next Wild Cards book, a full-on mosaic to conclude the triad. This one will be titled HIGH STAKES.


Tor's reprints of the first three volumes of the original series have also done very well (well, WILD CARDS and ACES HIGH have done well, JOKERS WILD is still forthcoming), so I am thrilled to announce that we will be continuing with those as well.

We've just signed for four more volumes. New Tor editions of ACES ABROAD, DOWN & DIRTY, ACE IN THE HOLE, and DEAD MAN'S HAND will be coming your way during the next few years, probably as trade paperbacks. And to make things even more interesting, we will be adding three brand new original stories to ACES ABROAD, just as we did for Tor's reissue of WILD CARDS, volume one.


And Wild Cards readers outside the US are going to have plenty to read as well. After far too long, we finally have a new deal in the United Kingdom, where Gollancz/ Orion will be publishing British editions of WILD CARDS, ACES HIGH, JOKERS WILD, INSIDE STRAIGHT, BUSTED FLUSH, SUICIDE KINGS, FORT FREAK, and LOWBALL.

Wild Cards will be invading France as well. We've just closed a deal with J'ai Lu for French translations of the first six volumes in the original series: WILD CARDS, ACES HIGH, JOKERS WILD, ACES ABROAD, DOWN & DIRTY, and ACE IN THE HOLE. (More foreign deals are in the offing but I will hold off on those till the contracts are signed).

We've had a long strange run with Wild Cards... but from all appearances, we're only getting started. If you haven't tried the books yet, what are you waiting for?

:neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard::neckbeard:

If you haven't tried the books yet, what are you waiting for?!!!!!

Good news for our French and UK Wild Card! Do we actually even have any frogs?

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
gently caress yes! Can't wait to get LOWBALLed in my dirty pirate bay next year!

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Wait, wait, wait.

He has a co-editor now? Fucker can't even edit other people's work, now?

Absolute Fucker.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
Does anyone actually read that atrocious poo poo?

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

People must, because they keep publishing it.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20
I like how he wrote this essay deriding fanfiction and calling fanfiction writers bad people and then he spends all of his time editing fanfiction.

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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Yeah, I'm not sure how he justifies writing Jack Vance fanfic while simultaneously calling fanfic names and deriding those who choose to write about Naruto and Sasuke fighting ninja-monsters in space or something.

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