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goodfuldead posted:Nothing screams "I wrecked the poo poo out of this once" than that. "I oversteered and overcorrected into a tree, NEVER AGAIN! All understeer all the time"
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dissss posted:It's actually significantly shorter and narrower than a Prius. Which I guess says more about how large the Prius is than anything else. Sorry the i3 is not narrower than a Prius. I personally do not class the Prius as a large car, micro car though it isn't.
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Humbug posted:It is electric, but it has an optional rage extender that most people seems to go for. Yeah, I think most BMW SUVs come with this option from the factory.
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BoostCreep posted:Someone had a really bad day. This is what happens when you gently caress a stranger in the rear end.
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lavaca posted:This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps. there are women present please
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a primate posted:There are a thousand clever ways you could have made fun of her, but this isn't one of them. Goddamn, Saints Row 5 looks amazing.
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Haven't laughed this hard in hundreds, nay, thousands of pages of various threads. Of course it'd be at a cock and balls spray painted on the hood of a Veyron. http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/08/vandal-paints-penis-on-1-5-million-bugatti-veyron-4897317/ At least they sort of did them a solid (HEH) by keeping it on the hood, and not like, busting a load over onto the fenders and whatnot. enojy fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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88h88 posted:Er. I can't hate that. I'm trying really, really hard, but somehow I can't. :\
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88h88 posted:Er. gently caress, it's like the Juke all over again.
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enojy posted:Haven't laughed this hard in hundreds, nay, thousands of pages of various threads. Of course it'd be at a cock and balls spray painted on the hood of a Veyron. It made me laugh too, it had to be the shittiest sprayed dick possible too. Doing a nice detailed dong would've been a waste. Zero effort. Of course if it were my car I'd be pissed. For about 30 seconds until I remembered I could afford a $1.2 million car... and I'd probably keep it on there simply because.
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Yeah I can't believe the kid that did this didn't stick around to draw an anatomically correct dick on this >million dollar car.
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That's what I mean, that's why it's even funnier. ...and don't tell me you can't draw a decent dick in like 10 seconds. :P
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Are you a professional dick artist? I think it's quite a regal dick considering the potential burden of being strangled to death by the owner.
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Satellit3 posted:Are you a professional dick artist? I think it's quite a regal dick considering the potential burden of being strangled to death by the owner's large angry bodyguards made that more accurate for you
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enojy posted:Haven't laughed this hard in hundreds, nay, thousands of pages of various threads. Of course it'd be at a cock and balls spray painted on the hood of a Veyron. This is amazing, I saw that car the other day pulling out of LA Fitness in Kirkland. I was wondering if it was real or a kit, and now I guess I know.
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Satellit3 posted:Are you a professional dick artist? I think it's quite a regal dick considering the potential burden of being strangled to death by the owner. My profession of dick artist is of no relevance to my amusement at this vandalism. 
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88h88 posted:Er. I think I drew this on my homework when I was 12
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It's like there's a car inside another car, trying to rip out alien-style. Also, the BMW is halfway through the process of absorbing the fog lights, like how a female anglerfish absorbs the male. Or the foglights just have a brow, like a batarian.
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enojy posted:Haven't laughed this hard in hundreds, nay, thousands of pages of various threads. Of course it'd be at a cock and balls spray painted on the hood of a Veyron. your link is now saying its fake
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Unless those have awful paint and the thing hasn't been waxed in a dogs age, 30 seconds with a rag and a can of acetone should take that right off. Then give it a proper wash and a buff and it's like it never happened. (This works on most CC/BC type paints I've gotten crap off of, though I'll admit it will almost certainly remove single stage paints, lacquers, etc. Try on an inconspicuous area first, not responsible if you wash all the paint off your veyron with 15 dollars of acetone and my advise, not responsible if can of acetone drinks all the beer in your fridge and rapes your dog like Morally Inept)
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 ABS tone ring was totally rusted into the old rotor. Can't get the rotor off of the hub without removing it. Angle grinder + sledge hammer + hatred got the job done.
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sofullofhate posted:I can't hate that. That's okay, I have enough hate for the both of us.
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Oct 9, 2014 23:40
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The Bugatti spray paint prank isn't true anyway.
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Olivil posted:The Bugatti spray paint prank isn't true anyway. The real prank is painting a Veyron Camry Champagne Gold.
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I mentioned to my boss about hiring a car while in the USA, and he said "Eh, all American cars are pretty terrible, I've rented a few out there myself." So I asked him what kind of cars he'd rented. "Well, I had a PT Cruiser this one visit, but they upgraded me to a Chrysler Sebring convertible when I went the last few times" 
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InitialDave posted:I mentioned to my boss about hiring a car while in the USA, and he said "Eh, all American cars are pretty terrible, I've rented a few out there myself." It's like having syphilis and being upgraded to gonorrhea.
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Mister Kingdom posted:It's like having syphilis and being upgraded to gonorrhea.
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InitialDave posted:You should hear about the time he was in Thailand, and the guy from the company they were dealing with was going upstairs from the bar to bang ladyboys. Unprotected, obviously.
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Viggen posted:Unprotected, obviously. Well, he did say there were stairs.
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Slotted and drilled rotors... on a Dodge Minivan.  
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Aurune posted:Slotted and drilled rotors... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78InPT4iqlw
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:Well, he did say there were stairs. 
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For all of the racket, it still didn't move very fast. 
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Kinetic friction is a bitch.
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This is probably a stupid car question but I've never done a burnout in a car without enough power to just spin the wheels on its own with traction control turned off. If you put one foot on the brake as they say in that video and then floor the gas pedal, that can't be very... good, right? Does the car know the brake is engaged and the auto transmission just knows not to do anything or are you seriously screwing up the transmission doing this? Edit: or are they just revving the engine in neutral and dropping it into Drive when they let the brake off? davebo fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Oct 13, 2014 |
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It's called power braking and yes people stand on the brakes while they spin up the engine. It is as bad for the transmission as you can imagine.
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xzzy posted:It's called power braking and yes people stand on the brakes while they spin up the engine. It is as bad for the transmission as you can imagine. Thats what the parking pawl is for. 
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