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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Jel Shaker posted:

Cohen has already flipped hasnt he?

Probably. He's only around 50 years old. Is he really going to be willing to spend the rest of his life in jail for a 70+ year old fatty who will probably be dead before he serves a fraction of his sentence?

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Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Dr.Caligari posted:

I’m like 100 pages behind, sorry if a repost. He sent this out (again) today..



Status: Shook

you know turnip had nothing to do with this because witch hunt isn't capitalized

also someone post that cartoon some retard drew that is ostensibly about a witch hunt against trunp, but it is a drawing of witches hunting tromp

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Dr.Caligari posted:

I’m like 100 pages behind, sorry if a repost. He sent this out (again) today..



Status: Shook

You pressed you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Damo posted:

you know turnip had nothing to do with this because witch hunt isn't capitalized

also someone post that cartoon some retard drew that is ostensibly about a witch hunt against trunp, but it is a drawing of witches hunting tromp

Having not seen this cartoon, 95% chance it was Garrison

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Pajser posted:

another bigly bombing in the syrian desert is going to be an even wetter fart than last years and it will wont even be a distant memory by this monday.

We've been pounding that desert for decades

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
please don't do a nuclear war while I'm asleep. My house is old as poo poo can probably couldn't take event a whiff of a glancing blow

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

gender illusionist posted:

please don't do a nuclear war while I'm asleep. My house is old as poo poo can probably couldn't take event a whiff of a glancing blow

it's ok just sleep somewhere away from windows you will be fine

at least that is what they taught me in school as a kid

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Sockser posted:

Having not seen this cartoon, 95% chance it was Garrison
Branco's actually dumber than Garrison but not as horny

https://twitter.com/afbranco/status/865313301353316352?s=19

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Irradiation posted:

You pressed you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

This isnt about me, it's about you. You did the collusion. Not me. You did the porn star cover up.

I rest my case, lock them up.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Knight posted:

Branco's actually dumber than Garrison but not as horny

https://twitter.com/afbranco/status/865313301353316352?s=19

so..... trump doesn't exist?! i don't get this metaphore

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Knight posted:

Branco's actually dumber than Garrison but not as horny

https://twitter.com/afbranco/status/865313301353316352?s=19

ahhh yeah that's the stuff

amazing how you can be an adult, spend i dont know, hours drawing that, post it, and in spite of all that still don't have a 6 year olds understanding of what "witch hunt" means

warms my dead gay piss-soaked heart

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Waffle House posted:

It seems obvious, but what else other than some sex tapes is there to flip on

Friend, this is trump's personal lawyer (and possibly even his main fixer). I'm pretty sure there is a ton of poo poo he could be flipping on and Cohen is more than likely singing like a canary as we speak.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

hi Americans, i notice your retard is doing mad poo poo again, can you make him stop please?

Majere
Oct 22, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Waffle House posted:

It seems obvious, but what else other than some sex tapes is there to flip on

At least 12 years of money laundering and racketeering

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Knight posted:

Branco's actually dumber than Garrison but not as horny

https://twitter.com/afbranco/status/865313301353316352?s=19

Lol at people calling Branco out in the comments on not knowing what a witch hunt is and him calling them triggered lefties


Misusing metaphors to trigger the libs

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Seaside Loafer posted:

hi Americans, i notice your retard is doing mad poo poo again, can you make him stop please?

hell no son the cops will gently caress us up... you make him stop if you're so smart

Choco Zulu
Oct 10, 2007

A critical mass of chocolate confectionary

cda posted:

he's just spaghetti down there *vague gesture in direction of crotch*

I got this immediately [insert cliche of ruining desktop electronic items]

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

Sockser posted:

Lol at people calling Branco out in the comments on not knowing what a witch hunt is and him calling them triggered lefties


Misusing metaphors to trigger the libs

yeah i was reading that too

it's a great little example of how, no matter how obvious it is that trump shitheads are wrong, no matter how much you spell it out with facts and proof, they will always just dig deeper

just another example that there is no point in communicating with them. their own god could come down and tell them how retarded they are and they would just say "but her emails"

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/RealWayneRoot/status/984168479531008001

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock

but...i...he...while married...children....mueller gay?

nevermind

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


...he's been married for 52 years to his high school sweetheart


I guess because he doesn't gently caress anything that moves or go through multiple trophy wives, that makes him sex-obsessed.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/984182741603422209?s=20

https://twitter.com/civilrightsorg/status/984135758440263702?s=20


quote:

“Do you believe that Brown v. Board of Education was correctly decided?” Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) asked Trump judicial nominee Wendy Vitter.

“Senator, I don’t mean to be coy,” Vitter responded, “but I think I get into a difficult area when I start commenting on Supreme Court decisions, which are correctly decided and which I may disagree with.”

“My personal, political or religious views I would set aside,” she continued, saying that if she were confirmed she would uphold the “binding” decision.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Waffle House posted:

It seems obvious, but what else other than some sex tapes is there to flip on

not much else really, that Access Hollywood swear tape, some other women that got paid off,maybe some russian mob money that Cohen helped launder through Trump Inc... ya know, the usual.

quote:

Cohen joined the Trump Organization around the time that the second Sunny Isles tower was being built. A few years earlier, he had invested $1.5 million in a short-lived Miami-based casino boat venture run by his two Ukrainian business partners, Arkady Vaygensberg and Leonid Tatarchuk. Only three months after its maiden voyage, it would become the subject of a large fraud investigation. But Cohen was saved from his bad investment by none other than Trump himself, who hired Cohen as an attorney just before his casino ship sank. A source who investigated Cohen's connections to Russia told me, "Say you want to get money into the country and maybe you're a bit suspect. The Trump organization used lawyers to allow people to get money into the country."

Residents at Sunny Isles included people like Vladimir Popovyan, who paid $1.17 million for a three-bedroom condo in 2013. Forbes Russia described Popovyan as a friend and associate of Rafael Samurgashev, a former championship wrestler who ran a criminal group in Rostov-on-Don in southeastern Russia. Peter Kiritchenko, a Ukrainian businessman arrested on fraud charges in San Francisco in 1999, and his daughter owned two units at Trump Towers in Sunny Isles Beach worth $2.56 million. (Kiritchenko testified against a corrupt former Ukrainian prime minister who was convicted in 2004 of money laundering.) Other owners of Trump condos in Sunny Isles include members of a Russian-American organized crime group that ran a sports betting ring out of Trump Tower, which catered to wealthy oligarchs from the former Soviet Union. Michael Barukhin, who was convicted in a massive scheme to defraud auto insurers with phony claims, lived out of a Trump condo that was registered to a limited liability corporation.

so yea a few tapes and some light money laundering, nothing thats too far from being on the up-and-up

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/michael-cohens-ties-to-russia-crime-and-trump-w518941

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

*The President sexually assaults numerous women*
Ah ha! ol Mueller is clearly jealous of our playa President!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Watch Trump start another world war because a porn star might reveal how gross his dick is.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009


Lol. Guillotine please.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Are you loving kidding me

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

communism bitch posted:

Are you loving kidding me

It's complicated, there are good people on both sides.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

* Betsy devos leans over at a cabinet meeting and whispers to Trump, “I like her” *

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Wouldn't want to discuss things on controversial rulings like Brown vs. BoE

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



*reads thread*

[Lord's name in vain]

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
Here is a hearty lol from our bigly retarded friends in r_donald:

https://imgur.com/2iBGWmF

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Captain Gordon posted:

Here is a hearty lol from our bigly retarded friends in r_donald:

https://imgur.com/2iBGWmF

I ain’t reading all that, says trump.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Egbert Souse posted:

...he's been married for 52 years to his high school sweetheart


I guess because he doesn't gently caress anything that moves or go through multiple trophy wives, that makes him sex-obsessed.

Seriously, Robert Mueller's life story sounds like it was written for the hero in the kind of nationalistic spy/crime thrillers that old white republican males love to read.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

jesus christ

https://twitter.com/rebeccagberg/status/984167528967688193?s=20

https://twitter.com/eyokley/status/984172713773322242?s=20

https://twitter.com/rebeccagberg/status/984178835439652865?s=20

https://twitter.com/CoMissourian/status/984179702809100288?s=20

How!
Oct 29, 2009


Bwuhhhhh???!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

“Senator, I don’t mean to be coy,” Vitter responded, “but I think I get into a difficult area when I start commenting on Supreme Court decisions, which are correctly decided and which I may disagree with.

My personal, political or religious views I would set aside,” she continued, saying that if she were confirmed she would uphold the “binding” decision.

She just said "Ew keep the blacks away from me!" without saying it. But she said it.

:guillotine:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

What’d he do? Pussy grabbin?

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
I’m ok with her responding the way that she did. It doesn’t mean she wants segregation.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

This is horrifying

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