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Fojar38 posted:Mixed how? Mixed with dog turds and shards of broken glass
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why does the camera keep flickering like the footage is being cut every few seconds
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:48 |
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Fojar38 posted:This thread got 2k posts in a day. Did something happen? Yeah like 30 posters here got outed as paid viral marketers trying to praise the game, it was an epic witch hunt
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8-bit Miniboss posted:Me reading this thread:
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I feel like we should be sitting in lawn chairs, raising our glasses in the face of a massive nuclear explosion.
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Hedrigall posted:Yeah like 30 posters here got outed as paid viral marketers trying to praise the game, it was an epic witch hunt Sounds like I missed some pretty epic ownage
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:50 |
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An actual complaint I've seen on Reddit: You can't be white enough. The lightest skin tone is still too dark for a lot of people. I've seen the word SJW thrown around in threads because of this.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:50 |
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Since I am one of the less insane ones I will give u guys an objective assessment after I play this tonight Since I am a normie I will probably only get to play like 2hrs though so
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:51 |
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Is "What happened with Pathfinder" the new "How is babby formed"?
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:51 |
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Hedrigall posted:Is "What happened with Pathfinder" the new "How is babby formed"? Whom! You know goddamned well your father. Sorry, my face is tired, dealing with everything.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:54 |
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Is that after her father just died? Seems a bit harsh. Why didn't Ryder give the faintest gently caress?
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:55 |
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Milky Moor posted:I feel like we should be sitting in lawn chairs, raising our glasses in the face of a massive nuclear explosion. Wouldn't you know it, when a project gets delayed multiple times, several high-profile people quit halfway through development, predatory super deluxe pre-orders are monetized, and gameplay videos are hidden from the public until the very last minute, it usually isn't because the studio has a great game on their hands that they just have to keep secret for fear of spoiling the fans.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:57 |
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Fojar38 posted:Sounds like I missed some pretty epic ownage Realtalk DA:ME:I:A prediction were right on the money, with a helping of weird facial animation and stilted dialog. Combat looks okay, level design very bla.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:56 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Is that after her father just died? Seems a bit harsh. I'm sure it'll all be explained. https://twitter.com/truongasm/status/842138336764416000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Is that after her father just died? Seems a bit harsh. That "To who?" does come off flippant, that's for sure. But what is the NPC even asking for? She pulled the logs, so.... she knows what happened? That dialogue is a mess.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 09:59 |
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when was this image made? cause westwood studios is a name i haven't heard in a long, long time.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:00 |
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I've played about 5 hours now. Problems in this thread have been seriously overblown. Game is fine. I dunno if I'll pay $72 canadian dollars for it right away, but it's a mass effect game and good.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:02 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:when was this image made? cause westwood studios is a name i haven't heard in a long, long time. I remember seeing it in the Bioware/EA hate thread around... I dunno, Sim City 2013? It's in the Goldmine, somewhere. Westwood did the C&C RTS games.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:03 |
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This is like the Hitchhiker's Guide thing where they send all the telephone sanitisers and direct marketers and what not off in a ship, right?
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:04 |
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Tunzie posted:That dialogue is a mess. Seems like it was written by Tommy Wiseau. lazorexplosion posted:This is like the Hitchhiker's Guide thing where they send all the telephone sanitisers and direct marketers and what not off in a ship, right? New mission: collect 500 leaves. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Mar 16, 2017 |
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Tunzie posted:That dialogue is a mess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G5p35RopZw A hot sexy mess.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:06 |
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Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:07 |
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Fojar38 posted:Mixed how? In the same way a flushing toilet swirls apparently.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:08 |
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4 hours in. I'm whelmed. It isn't a bad game, but so far it is aggressively generic and sterile. (prologue) There hasn't been a HOLY poo poo WHAT WAS THAT moment like at the end of Eden Prime, but they sure tried (and failed). One positive thing is that the character creator ended up being better than expected after seeing those preview screenshots earlier. It's not powerful but the results can be pretty good. If the game stays at this level, it'll be a good timesink, but it won't be in the same conversation as Horizon or Nier or Zelda (or even Nioh).
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Synthbuttrange posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G5p35RopZw At least that stuff's coherent. Whether you think it's good flirting or not, at least sentences flow on from the previous one.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:09 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:westwood studios Never forgive, never forget.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:10 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to. Yeah sure it's really good, amazing even. (I haven't played it yet nor watched any gameplay footage)
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:10 |
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lazorexplosion posted:This is like the Hitchhiker's Guide thing where they send all the telephone sanitisers and direct marketers and what not off in a ship, right? Yes, right down to everyone who stayed behind dying in an apocalypse.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:13 |
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Apparently data miners have found some if not all of the romance options: https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/5zpev0/mea_spoilers_romance_options/ Ones found in the code (or otherwise officially known) are: Straight male Ryder - Cora, Peebee, Vetra, 1 unknown female Straight female Ryder - Liam, Jaal, 1 unknown male, Reyes (fling) Gay male Ryder - Gil, Jaal, 1 unknown male, Reyes (fling) Lesbian female Ryder - Suvi, Peebee, Vetra gently caress yes Jaal, my bro Ryder's gonna be flappin' cats like nobody's business
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:18 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Never forgive, never forget. Watch this video, and learn from it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXaNSyDvu0
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:18 |
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gonna bang a spacecat
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Zzulu posted:gonna bang a spacecat
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:21 |
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The Lone Badger posted:Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to. Actually started enjoying the game once I got to Eos. Before that, your first trip to the Nexus is a dull slog with some funny npc faces spitting out forgettable dialogue. Hopefully the explorable planet is more indicative of the rest of the game, and you can either blow through or ignore the main story, because plowing your car into groups of bad guys is where the fun seems to be
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Ages posted:Actually started enjoying the game once I got to Eos. Before that, your first trip to the Nexus is a dull slog with some funny npc faces spitting out forgettable dialogue. Hopefully the explorable planet is more indicative of the rest of the game, and you can either blow through or ignore the main story, because plowing your car into groups of bad guys is where the fun seems to be Can you do the dialogue in another language, and still keep the english subtitles?
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:25 |
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Bardeh posted:Is this actually real? Not a voiceover someone has edited in there? It's so unbelievably bad. Mods, please change thread title: The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > ME: Andromeda - Sorry my Face is Tired from dealing with, everything
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The Lone Badger posted:Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to. Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after.
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Comstar posted:Mods, please change thread title: I suggested a shortened version of this before, I like it.
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:33 |
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Hedrigall posted:Apparently data miners have found some if not all of the romance options: Which one of these names applies to the talking space tank so I know which one to romance?
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# ? Mar 16, 2017 10:33 |
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So this 10 hour trial. Do they mean 10 hours of play time? Or do they mean once you first start playing in 10 hours actual time you're done? I don't want to start until I can poopsock it if it's a 10 hours of real time countdown.
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Berious posted:So this 10 hour trial. Do they mean 10 hours of play time? Or do they mean once you first start playing in 10 hours actual time you're done? Playtime.
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