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paint dry
Feb 8, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

Mixed how?

Mixed with dog turds and shards of broken glass

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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why does the camera keep flickering like the footage is being cut every few seconds

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Fojar38 posted:

This thread got 2k posts in a day. Did something happen?

Yeah like 30 posters here got outed as paid viral marketers trying to praise the game, it was an epic witch hunt

ijyt
Apr 10, 2012

8-bit Miniboss posted:

Me reading this thread:



See the emotions I'm feeling?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

I feel like we should be sitting in lawn chairs, raising our glasses in the face of a massive nuclear explosion.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Hedrigall posted:

Yeah like 30 posters here got outed as paid viral marketers trying to praise the game, it was an epic witch hunt

Sounds like I missed some pretty epic ownage

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
An actual complaint I've seen on Reddit:

You can't be white enough. The lightest skin tone is still too dark for a lot of people. I've seen the word SJW thrown around in threads because of this.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Since I am one of the less insane ones I will give u guys an objective assessment after I play this tonight

Since I am a normie I will probably only get to play like 2hrs though so

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Is "What happened with Pathfinder" the new "How is babby formed"?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Hedrigall posted:

Is "What happened with Pathfinder" the new "How is babby formed"?

Whom! You know goddamned well your father. Sorry, my face is tired, dealing with everything.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Is that after her father just died? Seems a bit harsh.

Why didn't Ryder give the faintest gently caress?

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Milky Moor posted:

I feel like we should be sitting in lawn chairs, raising our glasses in the face of a massive nuclear explosion.

Wouldn't you know it, when a project gets delayed multiple times, several high-profile people quit halfway through development, predatory super deluxe pre-orders are monetized, and gameplay videos are hidden from the public until the very last minute, it usually isn't because the studio has a great game on their hands that they just have to keep secret for fear of spoiling the fans.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

Sounds like I missed some pretty epic ownage

Realtalk DA:ME:I:A prediction were right on the money, with a helping of weird facial animation and stilted dialog. Combat looks okay, level design very bla.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Is that after her father just died? Seems a bit harsh.

Why didn't Ryder give the faintest gently caress?

I'm sure it'll all be explained.

https://twitter.com/truongasm/status/842138336764416000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Tunzie
Aug 9, 2008

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Is that after her father just died? Seems a bit harsh.

Why didn't Ryder give the faintest gently caress?

That "To who?" does come off flippant, that's for sure. But what is the NPC even asking for? She pulled the logs, so.... she knows what happened?

That dialogue is a mess.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

when was this image made? cause westwood studios is a name i haven't heard in a long, long time.

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I've played about 5 hours now. Problems in this thread have been seriously overblown. Game is fine. I dunno if I'll pay $72 canadian dollars for it right away, but it's a mass effect game and good.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

when was this image made? cause westwood studios is a name i haven't heard in a long, long time.

I remember seeing it in the Bioware/EA hate thread around... I dunno, Sim City 2013? It's in the Goldmine, somewhere.

Westwood did the C&C RTS games.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

This is like the Hitchhiker's Guide thing where they send all the telephone sanitisers and direct marketers and what not off in a ship, right?

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Tunzie posted:

That dialogue is a mess.

Seems like it was written by Tommy Wiseau.

lazorexplosion posted:

This is like the Hitchhiker's Guide thing where they send all the telephone sanitisers and direct marketers and what not off in a ship, right?

New mission: collect 500 leaves.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Mar 16, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Tunzie posted:

That dialogue is a mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G5p35RopZw

A hot sexy mess.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

Mixed how?

In the same way a flushing toilet swirls apparently.

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
4 hours in. I'm whelmed. It isn't a bad game, but so far it is aggressively generic and sterile. (prologue) There hasn't been a HOLY poo poo WHAT WAS THAT moment like at the end of Eden Prime, but they sure tried (and failed). One positive thing is that the character creator ended up being better than expected after seeing those preview screenshots earlier. It's not powerful but the results can be pretty good.

If the game stays at this level, it'll be a good timesink, but it won't be in the same conversation as Horizon or Nier or Zelda (or even Nioh).

Tunzie
Aug 9, 2008

At least that stuff's coherent. Whether you think it's good flirting or not, at least sentences flow on from the previous one.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


GhostofJohnMuir posted:

westwood studios

Never forgive, never forget.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The Lone Badger posted:

Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to.

Yeah sure it's really good, amazing even.

(I haven't played it yet nor watched any gameplay footage)

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

lazorexplosion posted:

This is like the Hitchhiker's Guide thing where they send all the telephone sanitisers and direct marketers and what not off in a ship, right?

Yes, right down to everyone who stayed behind dying in an apocalypse.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Apparently data miners have found some if not all of the romance options:

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/5zpev0/mea_spoilers_romance_options/

Ones found in the code (or otherwise officially known) are:

Straight male Ryder - Cora, Peebee, Vetra, 1 unknown female
Straight female Ryder - Liam, Jaal, 1 unknown male, Reyes (fling)
Gay male Ryder - Gil, Jaal, 1 unknown male, Reyes (fling)
Lesbian female Ryder - Suvi, Peebee, Vetra





gently caress yes Jaal, my bro Ryder's gonna be flappin' cats like nobody's business :getin:

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Never forgive, never forget.

Watch this video, and learn from it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXaNSyDvu0

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
gonna bang a spacecat

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Zzulu posted:

gonna bang a spacecat

:ironicat::hf::radcat:

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

The Lone Badger posted:

Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to.

Actually started enjoying the game once I got to Eos. Before that, your first trip to the Nexus is a dull slog with some funny npc faces spitting out forgettable dialogue. Hopefully the explorable planet is more indicative of the rest of the game, and you can either blow through or ignore the main story, because plowing your car into groups of bad guys is where the fun seems to be

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Ages posted:

Actually started enjoying the game once I got to Eos. Before that, your first trip to the Nexus is a dull slog with some funny npc faces spitting out forgettable dialogue. Hopefully the explorable planet is more indicative of the rest of the game, and you can either blow through or ignore the main story, because plowing your car into groups of bad guys is where the fun seems to be

Can you do the dialogue in another language, and still keep the english subtitles?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Bardeh posted:

Is this actually real? Not a voiceover someone has edited in there? It's so unbelievably bad.

Mods, please change thread title:
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > ME: Andromeda - Sorry my Face is Tired from dealing with, everything

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



The Lone Badger posted:

Someone tell me this game is good. Lie if you have to.

Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Comstar posted:

Mods, please change thread title:
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > ME: Andromeda - Sorry my Face is Tired from dealing with, everything

I suggested a shortened version of this before, I like it.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Hedrigall posted:

Apparently data miners have found some if not all of the romance options:

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/5zpev0/mea_spoilers_romance_options/

Ones found in the code (or otherwise officially known) are:

Straight male Ryder - Cora, Peebee, Vetra, 1 unknown female
Straight female Ryder - Liam, Jaal, 1 unknown male, Reyes (fling)
Gay male Ryder - Gil, Jaal, 1 unknown male, Reyes (fling)
Lesbian female Ryder - Suvi, Peebee, Vetra





gently caress yes Jaal, my bro Ryder's gonna be flappin' cats like nobody's business :getin:

Which one of these names applies to the talking space tank so I know which one to romance?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
So this 10 hour trial. Do they mean 10 hours of play time? Or do they mean once you first start playing in 10 hours actual time you're done?

I don't want to start until I can poopsock it if it's a 10 hours of real time countdown.

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Berious posted:

So this 10 hour trial. Do they mean 10 hours of play time? Or do they mean once you first start playing in 10 hours actual time you're done?

I don't want to start until I can poopsock it if it's a 10 hours of real time countdown.

Playtime.

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