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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

jony neuemonic posted:

apple is officially over now.

nah it got pulled right away, and they probably escorted the responsible parties out of the building.

the off brand messaging, the non-apple logo, the voice of the text, even the fonts and the style scream that this didn't go through any proper channels. it is extraordinary that it made it to the public website.

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it's probably being retooled right now and tim personally gave the authors promotions

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

r u ready to WALK posted:

http://www.macrumors.com/2016/10/06/dash-pulled-for-app-store-review-manipulation/

Writing amazing software is now VERBOTEN

Or at least you need to pay some people to submit low ratings otherwise apple will decide you are gaming their system.

Either it was a bug in converting the guy's developer account from personal to business (which he should've done a long time ago, smdh), he's not being completely truthful, or Apple's fraud detection is imperfect (like a lot of devs in the same building use Dash, and a bunch gave him reviews, so it looks like a bunch of reviews came from the same IP).

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


Doc Block posted:

Either it was a bug in converting the guy's developer account from personal to business (which he should've done a long time ago, smdh), he's not being completely truthful, or Apple's fraud detection is imperfect (like a lot of devs in the same building use Dash, and a bunch gave him reviews, so it looks like a bunch of reviews came from the same IP).

Phil Schiller confirmed the decision in an email to some guy, it's definitely not a bug or automated fuckup.

maybe someone bought some fake review to gently caress him over, or maybe he was trying to sell his app to a Chinese malware vendor, who knows

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Phil Schiller's response sounded like a generic form letter response IMHO.

There's definitely a non-zero chance that the developer isn't telling us everything, though.

coke
Jul 12, 2009
hey guys can you all share what sort of case you are using to protect your jet black iphone 7 plus?

this is my daily driver



but sometime i get bored so i swap it with this one instead

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

coke posted:

but sometime i get bored so i swap it with this one instead



did you jizz between the device and protector?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

been using this wood one, it was a little rough at first but some wood oil and it's buttery as heck now. feels good man.



not exactly the most protective case but i've never broken a screen so w/e

ufarn
May 30, 2009
wood covers and bumpers are really good, and they absorb heat excellently

they just tend to break into splinters if you drop them

i'd use a wood bumper now if not for the fact that customs snag the replacements sent by the company

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
this is the best iPhone case

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KHN4W9Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_oqp-xbWZXGM5Y

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

phone cases are real drat lame but welp iphones goodbye

ufarn
May 30, 2009
after a few months, they end up looking like the belongings of a murder victim who was dredged from a river though

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

ufarn posted:

after a few months, they end up looking like the belongings of a murder victim who was dredged from a river though

never had that problem

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

An Ernest Discussion Of Phone Cases In The Apple Thread

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Doc Block posted:

Either it was a bug in converting the guy's developer account from personal to business (which he should've done a long time ago, smdh), he's not being completely truthful, or Apple's fraud detection is imperfect (like a lot of devs in the same building use Dash, and a bunch gave him reviews, so it looks like a bunch of reviews came from the same IP).
New innovative Apple-made feature of iOS 11, whatever Dash did.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

incorrect it's this

http://www.carved.com/texas-inlay-iphone-6-6s-slim-case.html

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
griptape.jpg

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011


drat I was gonna talk poo poo but they actually make some fly as hell designs





would

Hugh G. Rectum fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Oct 8, 2016

brap
Aug 23, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I thought about buying an iPhone 7 and then I thought about having one pair of lightning headphones for my phone and another for everything else and just lol. or alternatively using a dongle on my normal headphones so I can plug them into an abnormal phone. or getting some bad sounding Bluetooth headphones that have to be recharged separately from my phone.

all of these options are retarded

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

brb gotta get this case

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


what the gently caress was this

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

get rid of the god damned camera bump timb

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

get rid of the god damned camera bump timb

the pixel doesnt seem to have one...

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
still rocking the navy blue leather case for my good ol' 6s plus

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

ufarn posted:

after a few months, they end up looking like the belongings of a murder victim who was dredged from a river though

lol if 30 bucks

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
orientation lock now locks me into landscape mode properly on my 6s plus on the home screen, but not in safari, which returns to portrait when I toggle the lock. idgi

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
also still waiting for Tim to gather the courage to enable landscape mode in music app

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

maniacdevnull posted:

the pixel doesnt seem to have one...

the phone's a wedge instead lol

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

also still waiting for Tim to gather the courage to enable landscape mode in music app

Please wait patiently for Apple to invent cover flow

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

lmao love that pic

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011


don't post pics of me at work, tia

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Satellit3 posted:

phone cases are real drat lame but welp iphones goodbye

liked and shared because i agree but i also have an iphone but dont drop it and instead flip it around like a pen while bored because i have basic muscle coordination

ufarn posted:

after a few months, they end up looking like the belongings of a murder victim who was dredged from a river though

sweat less

GameCube posted:

what the gently caress was this

a cult leader combined his mass suicide note with his recruitment letter

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

coke posted:

hey guys can you all share what sort of case you are using to protect your jet black iphone 7 plus?

this is my daily driver



but sometime i get bored so i swap it with this one instead



why buy a jet black iphone seven and then hide it behind a case?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
iOS Safari is so bad it should be illegal

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

why buy a jet black iphone seven and then hide it behind a case?

that's not a case, it's the grease layers that accumulate during the day

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

people still care about html5?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Shaggar posted:

people still care about html5?

how else are you going to

"Run OfficeJS HTML5 spreadsheet in offline mode (lack of support for service workers)"

you know, officejs, the premiere office solution everyone has heard of!

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
imo just disable javascript in all browsers. that will make them way faster.

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