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Platystemon posted:The island’s name is “Kangaroo Island”. No joke. Knowing Zeus it has to involve extramarital sex and shape shifting.
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Well yeah, where do you think the Koalas got chlamydia to begin with?
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Beachcomber posted:How did the fire get an island? Did it start there separately? Started there from lightning strikes. For context the island is slightly larger than than the U.S. state of Rhode island, and over 2,100 square kilometres was burnt. Unfortunately from a conversation point if view that part which was burnt was mostly national parks.
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By popular demand posted:So Zeus gets chlamydia somehow (curse from the wife I'll bet), passes it along, and then blames it on the koala? quote:
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RichardA posted:Started there from lightning strikes. For context the island is slightly larger than than the U.S. state of Rhode island, and over 2,100 square kilometres was burnt. Unfortunately from a conversation point if view that part which was burnt was mostly national parks. In good news, Wollemia nobilis was saved in a secret mission. 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Good thing the Undertaker's still around does he still have the power to raise the dead or did that go with Paul Bearer because otherwise I have a great idea for what Gorilla Monsoon would have called (hell, will call) a capacity crowd
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Pastry of the Year posted:does he still have the power to raise the dead or did that go with Paul Bearer because otherwise I have a great idea for what Gorilla Monsoon would have called (hell, will call) a capacity crowd He’s currently a badass biker guy again but he can still teleport
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Henchman of Santa posted:He’s currently a badass biker guy again but he can still teleport It's the only way his ragged muscles and shattered bones can even make it to the ring anymore.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I... (Linda is Vince McMahon's wife)
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Pastry of the Year posted:I... https://twitter.com/SIDEEYEmusic/status/1240303610430455808 https://twitter.com/davidvconway/status/1240380879610040320
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Chile is counting those who died of coronavirus as "recovered" because technically they're no longer contagious.
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chitoryu12 posted:Chile is counting those who died of coronavirus as "recovered" because technically they're no longer contagious. Trump is definitely mad that none of his team thought of that
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chitoryu12 posted:Chile is counting those who died of coronavirus as "recovered" because technically they're no longer contagious. You can still catch roni from dead bodies so that metric is stupider than it seems at first glance.
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That's from the English version of the German the onion equivalent so I'm not sure it counts. https://www.the-postillon.com/2020/04/revenge-is-sweet.html?m=1
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chitoryu12 posted:Chile is counting those who died of coronavirus as "recovered" because technically they're no longer contagious. AFAIK "Recovered" is commonly used term in these models. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6nLfCbAzgo&t=97s
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Samuringa posted:
Not quite as crazy as it sounds. The article leaves out that it's specifically a sporting committee for restarting sports, and also some of the people named on it have said nobody actually told them they were on it so it's probably Trump saying random bullshit.
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Lind McMahon runs a super PAC that donated a lot of money to Republicans in Florida recently. This is just grift as usual.
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Actually Trump got a lot of companies unto this council. A lot of them didn’t even know they were on it
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Samuringa posted:
No, no, I don't believe this.
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Ah, yes, the performer who had men put their faces up his rear end. That's the one. That's the guy to fix things.
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ultrafilter posted:Lind McMahon runs a super PAC that donated a lot of money to Republicans in Florida recently. This is just grift as usual. She also ran the SBA under Trump for two years.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Ah, yes, the performer who had men put their faces up his rear end. That's the one. That's the guy to fix things. what does Kirk Johnson have to do with all this?
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By popular demand posted:what does Kirk Johnson have to do with all this? I don't know, ask Secretary of the Treasury, Steve "Named After a Misspelled Pac-Man Clone Piece of Shareware" Mnuchin
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't know, ask Secretary of the Treasury, Steve "Named After a Misspelled Pac-Man Clone Piece of Shareware" Mnuchin Hey, Mnuchin's a pretty conventional Jewish surname. Yishai Menuchin is a well-known human rights activist.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Hey, Mnuchin's a pretty conventional Jewish surname. Yishai Menuchin is a well-known human rights activist. I know but man you have to allow for some easy dunks on the world's villains every now and then because honestly? you think an appeal to reason gets under a monster's skin more effectively than a cheap playground shot?
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All I care about is trying to decide whether I prefer "Steve Munchin'" or "Steve Munchkin".
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I really hate any news article that goes "Mnuchin was the idiot responsible for Suicide Squad" because it also means you are indirectly saying he's "the genius responsible for Mad Max Fury Road, The Lego Movie, and Sully".
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