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MrMojok posted:Just cannot get enough of seeing how the cult is attempting to rationalize and cope over this. Please post anything like this that you see. $99 jpg isn't going to cut it, you gotta put up some DeVos level dollars in donations to even hit the radar for buying an ambassador seat or cabinet position
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Yeah, who could have seen this coming? I thought conservatives were drowning under record high gas prices. How does anyone have $99 for one of these?
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Extra Large Marge posted:For the golf one, the prize only includes an hour of golf, so I'm assuming security escorts you off the course after hole 5. also trump cheats his rear end off and later claims he beat you "by many strokes, the most strokes anyone has ever seen like a dog"
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They missed some Trump NFT's https://twitter.com/LePapillonBlu2/status/1603488834544623623 https://twitter.com/FeistyPK2/status/1603497952139300864
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Man the chuds are really fuckin stupid, even for conservatives.
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Rynex posted:here's the video if you dont want to visit the website. as soon as he said they're NFT's, my sides vanished This just... this isn't real... Like, c'mon! This is exactly what a parody using a deep fake would say, word by word, including the awkward pauses. I mean, this is the guy who got into Air Force One with toilet paper stuck on his shoe and no one told him. It's the guy who can't close an umbrella. But even then... this is a bit too much? Reality finally broke and I'm melting away.
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MrMojok posted:Just cannot get enough of seeing how the cult is attempting to rationalize and cope over this. Please post anything like this that you see. This might genuinely be one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. How many Trumps do I need to slurp to become Secretary of State??
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https://twitter.com/VoughtIntl/status/1603499559937642496 They are always on their game for mocking the poo poo that comes out of real life.
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Extra Large Marge posted:For the golf one, the prize only includes an hour of golf, so I'm assuming security escorts you off the course after hole 5. You get one hour free, but you have to pay for the rest (in advance, of course), along with your airfare, lodging, food, etc.
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Saoshyant posted:This just... this isn't real... Like, c'mon! This is exactly what a parody using a deep fake would say, word by word, including the awkward pauses. How many takes do you think they had to do in order to stitch together the "final" product (which is still horrendous)? What do you think a Zoom call with Trump would be like? Would you even be able to get a word in edgewise while he bitches about the rigged election?
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Sec State, or you know, Lt. Governor of somewhere, if that's his preference.
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btw withdrawing money from a 529 for non-educational purposes is a trump level financial braingenius movequote:If your child does not receive a scholarship (or meet the requirements for one of the other exceptions) and you withdraw funds that you don't use for qualified education expenses, you will owe both taxes and a 10% penalty on the earnings.
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haljordan posted:btw withdrawing money from a 529 for non-educational purposes is a trump level financial braingenius move The bit about drawing from your kid's college savings fund to buy them a jpeg of Trump as a cowboy or an astronaut or whatever is so  I can't help but think it was a troll.
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LifeSunDeath posted:What's with the yellow checkmarks on twitter, lmao? the totally not complicated way twitter now brands actual verified accounts (i think there's three colors total loving lmao)
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LifeSunDeath posted:What's with the yellow checkmarks on twitter, lmao? Elon is as dumb as Trump
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LifeSunDeath posted:What's with the yellow checkmarks on twitter, lmao? Yellow is the color of piss.
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haljordan posted:the totally not complicated way twitter now brands actual verified accounts (i think there's three colors total loving lmao) lol I looked it up and it's supposed to be gold colored but it looks piss yellow. of course. Batterypowered7 posted:Yellow is the color of piss. LOL 
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Batterypowered7 posted:Yellow is the color of piss. You need to drink more water. Or become more famous, so you can earn one of these checkmarks.
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Toxic Mental posted:I want to win the one-on-one with trump and then while we're talking just poo poo my pants full of diarrhea and get it everywhere and on my hands and go oh god i'm so sorry as I stumble around mar a lago and it's smearing on the walls and dripping onto the floor That's just a Code 12 for the janitorial staff there, nothing out of the ordinary when the boss is in town.
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I would say that Trump NFTs should be a Photoshop Phriday, but I don't think we could come up with anything more embarrassing for him than he's already doing himself.
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RocketMermaid posted:I would say that Trump NFTs should be a Photoshop Phriday, but I don't think we could come up with anything more embarrassing for him than he's already doing himself. PSP on it. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4019776 And, I don't know how NFTs work (probably because they dont) but a bet a poo poo load of money for charity or whatever could be raised by people selling lovely Trump NFTs like him staring into the sun.
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ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:
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morningdrew posted:Jesus Christ what did I miss in 500 unread posts the buying opportunity of a lifetime
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morningdrew posted:Jesus Christ what did I miss in 500 unread posts Trump's "MAJOR ANNOUNCEMNT" today was him selling NFTs of himself. Yes really.
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morningdrew posted:Jesus Christ what did I miss in 500 unread posts President Donald J. Trump formally surrendered the American position on the Korean peninsula
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Holy gently caress lmao, the rocket and the badly photoshopped arms that clearly don’t belong in the same picture It’s loving beautiful
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We all snapped up the NFTs to own the conservatives! I bet they're really mad now
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LifeSunDeath posted:What's with the yellow checkmarks on twitter, lmao? PISS
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WhyteRyce posted:there is no way he's actually going to give out any of those raffle prizes right? Poor Don Jr. Spent all that dough and dad still won't talk to him
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WhyteRyce posted:there is no way he's actually going to give out any of those raffle prizes right? No way in hell unless whoever wins sues him
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