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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Wasabi the J posted:

I hate soy meats, grew up in South Texas, and am Mexican-American, and soyrizo is good.

gently caress off you weird rear end puritanical food pussies. You can't even parse the loving meat tastes or textures in chorizo, it's all spices and salt.

The Trader Joe soyrizo tastes bad. I was a vegetarian for 20 years, and I know when fake meat tastes bad. So if anyone is loving off IT IS YOU GOON SIR

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Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

I mean something that would have been available back then.

Rollersnake posted:

I'm pretty sure it means sour cream you get from a dairy vs. cream you've soured with lemon juice.

Huh. So like buttermilk vs. sour milk?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Grand Fromage posted:

Is it a European or Africanized bee dick?

Once you go africanized honey bee dick you never make vaguely-racial vaguely monty python bee dick jokes again


or something

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
I just think it's funny that, of all the confusingly infinite varieties of chorizo out there, it seems like Trader Joe's is trying to mimic the bottom-of-the-barrel Cacique brand salivary-glands-and-lymph-nodes goo style chorizo.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
So green chorizo is a thing;



It is an excellent sausage but man it looks awful and makes any food you put in it look like baby poop. I made like three pounds of it once and while delicious, I am never going to leave it loose again, in thin casings I think it would be a lot more appealing looking.

bongwizzard has a new favorite as of 20:44 on Aug 19, 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don't know what any of these are

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I'm late to this party but this stuff actually rules. I'm a meat-eater too.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't know what any of these are





:thunk:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't know what any of these are



This is giving me serious Demolition Man vibes for some reason.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

bongwizzard posted:

So green chorizo is a thing;



It is an excellent sausage but man it looks awful and makes any food you put in it look like baby poop. I made like three pounds of it once and while delicious, I am never going to leave it loose again, in thin casings I think it would be a lot more appealing looking.

I've taken shits that looked like that.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't know what any of these are



The image is literally called black-pudding-bread.jpg but that doesn't cover the Yellow Oblong.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A quenelle of custard

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't know what any of these are



Default 3D models in Blender.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

https://youtu.be/S1jWdeRKvvk

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Plinkey posted:

Calzones have ricotta stromboli only has mozzarella :colbert:

Yeah, no on that one too. I have had calzones without ricotta. So, we'll just stick with it being regional then. :colbert:

And with you being a mad man. :colbert: :colbert:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

It's loose, but is it corn?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

It's loose, but is it corn?

its mourning its brethren that were deep fried and can never be loose again

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


I have no shame and would eat this thing

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Samizdata posted:

In the Midwest. Grinders here are often a hot sandwich created to feed guys working in shipyards.

alright i'll just come out and say it: that pizza bread thing is neither a stromboli nor a grinder and i think you're nuts for claiming those two words are somehow related besides "has bread and meat/cheese"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

W-w-would

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

I don't know what any of these are


it's bread and butter

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
I know how the thread feels about loose corn but what about entombed corn?



The General
Mar 4, 2007


How long was that can sitting on the shelf?

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

I think it might be frozen

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

it's chili, right

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

it's chili, right

Yes, a frozen block of chilli. When I make a big pot I'll portion it out and freeze a bunch for quick meals.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Why would chili have corn in it that's just insanity.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

angerbeet posted:

Why would chili have corn in it that's just insanity.

Lol at this scrub who doesn’t know about chili corn carne :o:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Anti Food Porn Thread: CORN TOMB

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

angerbeet posted:

Why would chili have corn in it that's just insanity.

I put a ton of vegetables in my chilli along with the meat and beans. Just trying to get a nutritionally complete meal.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

cyberia posted:

I put a ton of vegetables in my chilli along with the meat and beans. Just trying to get a nutritionally complete meal.

oh no

oh no you said the b-word

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


What, chili should only be beans. Who puts meat in it :confused:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cyberia posted:

I put a ton of vegetables in my chilli along with the meat and beans. Just trying to get a nutritionally complete meal.

You're making stew, not chili. As soon as beans are in it, it's not chili anymore.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grand Fromage posted:

What, chili should only be beans. Who puts meat in it :confused:

m-m-mods?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/eYpMcbz.gifv

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Fake but absolutely would like a animal

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Lutha Mahtin posted:

alright i'll just come out and say it: that pizza bread thing is neither a stromboli nor a grinder and i think you're nuts for claiming those two words are somehow related besides "has bread and meat/cheese"

Go nail your opinion to a door already.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Actually NOT so fake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIkojfQDxA

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PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Randaconda posted:

You're making stew, not chili. As soon as beans are in it, it's not chili anymore.

No chili rules

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